HORRIBLY Botched movie quotes..........

[boydster]

"Who is your father, and what is his job?"

"RUN TO THE HELICOPTAH!"

 

[ICWiener]

He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Hawaiian. It doesn't matter, does it? Are you racist?

I was just admiring the shape of your cranium.

 

[boydster]

Most of the time, it's functionally adequate 100% of the time.

 

[JonM]

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And then he handed me like $50.

 

[boydster]

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And then he handed me like $50.

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the gophers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

 

[firerat]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the gophers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

You're the ball...lalalalalalalalalala

 

[DrunkleJon]

"The Dude buys."

 

[firerat]

"The Dude buys."

Shut the heck up Danny.

 

[wobrien]

Shut the heck up Danny.

That was fair! You stopped right before the line!

 

[DrunkleJon]

You are out of your Honda Element Danny

 

[boydster]

New stuff has come up, man.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?

 

[boydster]

Yeah, there were horse-guys on fire, and I killed a man with a spearmint.

 

[GrogNerd]

I will strike a bargain with the man he will not be able to resist

 

[DrunkleJon]

"Who does number 2 work under?"

 

[GrogNerd]

my educator told me, for each instance of a clapper striking a resonator, a divine messenger will receive a method of aerial conveyance constructed of feathers

 

[hunter_le five]

"Do it or don't. There isn't an alternative."

 

[boydster]

Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!

 

[JonM]

I have had it with these snakes on this plane.

 

[hunter_le five]

Leia: "I Love you."
Han: "I love you too."

 

[firerat]

That's just, like, what you think, man.

 

[boydster]

"He died in a freak accident related to activities he was involved in while tending to vegetables."

"These go higher than ten."

 

[wobrien]

I'm too long-in-the-tooth for this crap.

 

[JonM]

What do you mean, I tell jokes? I tell jokes how? What am I, some sort of joke-telling guy? I tell jokes? I amuse you? I make you laugh? How the f*** do I tell jokes?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello." Renee Zellwegger to Tom Cruise in Jerry McQuire

 

[firerat]

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello." Renee Zellwegger to Tom Cruise in Jerry McQuire

Display to me your earnings!!!!!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

[JonM]

(Pssst! It's botched movie quotes! Like "We'll put Delta house on triple hush-hush probation!")

 

[firerat]

I'm about to get Renaissance on your rear end....

 

[gestyr]

You will not proceed beyond this point! (Gandalf)

 

[Inkleg]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

The correct Botched quote would be, "was it over when Hitler punched our Pearl Jam tickets".

 

[JonM]

"Why did I get mixed up with that broad?"
"Because she got a GRRREEEEAAAAT personality!!"

- Heat

 

[boydster]

Stop? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator.

 

[jdm61]

I'm sorry, Mr. Skywalker, but Mr. Hutt isn't receiving visitors right now. Could you come back in the morning?

 

[cheezydemon3]

"ET want to digitally communicate with my technologically amazing cousins, utilizing your primitive, hardwired, plastic piece of s**t"

 

[cheezydemon3]

"May that magical thingy we space nerds keep mentioning be with you!"

 

[boydster]

It rubs the oil on it's face, or else it gets stuck in this place.

 

[JonM]

I served him some liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[boydster]

Holy fk, is that primate with a tail gesturing at us as if he is trying to greet us? Oh sht, it heard and comprehended the dialogue between the two of us! Maybe it's some kind of genetically superior tailed primate. What if there's more genetically superior tailed primates up at that scientific research center?

 

[JonM]

"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee is for those who make their sales quotas."

and

"What's your name?"
"Blake. That's my name."