HORRIBLY Botched movie quotes..........

[wobrien]

"Do you feel fortunate buddy? Well, do ya?"

 

[cheezydemon3]

"There is no attempt, f**king do it, or F**k off"


YODA

 

[boydster]

"Well, hokee dokee then."

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Well, I'm not really prepared to engage in a formal human interaction, Lois, but thank you for the invitation. Hey, maybe I'll utilize my phone to initiate vocal contact sometime. Your number's still 911? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkeeedokeeeeeeee then."



Ace VEntura

 

[boydster]

Let me begin: I drove too fast. I left insufficient space between vehicles while following. I drove past a large metal indicator advising me to apply my brakes until my vehicle ceased moving forward. I almost hit Chevy Chase. I accelerated to an unacceptable velocity once more. I failed to allow safe passage of a pedestrian at a walkway specifically designated for safe pedestrian passage. I changed lanes at the crossroads. I changed lanes without indicating my intentions with my blinker while running a red light and *traveling at too great a velocity for the roadway that I was travelling on*!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Boydster, those are funny just because of the sheer volume, lol.

 

[DrunkleJon]

The first rule of Zombieland: Carb-load. When the zombies outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... weren't the fatties.

 

[gestyr]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.

 

[Inkleg]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.

Though I do feel the cameltoe would help keep the Orcs at bay.

 

[Malted_hops]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

Be afraid... Very afraid. Scared even. Or scarred for life.

 

[Homercidal]

One does not simply prancercise into Mordor.

Not watching! NOT WATCHING!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Take that automobile thingy. Go to Mum's. End Phil's existence - "Sorry!" - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to be moved by wind over.... How's that for a slice of precious metal, breaded, and then immersed in HOT oil?!?!?!?!?!

Shaun of the Dead

 

[cheezydemon3]

"I don't want to converse with you no more, you vacant-headed animal food container wiper. I flatulate in your general direction."
- "Your mother was a small furry mammal and your father smelt of some wierd English type of berries."

MP's Holy Grail

 

[JonM]

Leave the cannoli. Take the gun.

 

[Inkleg]

"Say howdy to my M16 with under slung 40mm grenade launcher"

 

[boydster]

Here's gazing in your direction, babe.

 

[Inkleg]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doing HBT"

Airplane

 

[JonM]

"..."

Marcel Marceau in Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie."

 

[cheezydemon3]

"..."

Marcel Marceau in Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie."

I am afraid you quoted it correctly. YELLOW CARD

 

[GrogNerd]

I am afraid you quoted it correctly. YELLOW CARD

well, actually... Marceau has the only spoken line of the entire movie.

Ironic, before the word meant things like rain on your wedding day

 

[wobrien]

Damn, cheesey got well actually'd

 

[cheezydemon3]

Ahh! My bad.....misquote on.

 

[hunter_le five]

One of my employees said this yesterday, after reading about Robin William's untimely demise:

I really liked him in that one movie. You know, the one where he says "Helloooooo Vee-yet-nommmm!" Yup, that was a good one.

I damn near fired her on the spot.....