HORRIBLY Botched movie quotes..........

[Malted_hops]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... stuff burning.

 

[cheezydemon3]

"We were just outside of Barstow, on the edge of a vast, barren dry patch of sand, when the psychoactive illegal substances we had consumed, suddenly began to seriously influence our perceptions"


"Tell me about these fornicating flying rodents!!!!!"

 

[firerat]

Hey guys, I have here 15....***smash***.....oops, ok 10 rules we must abide by.

 

[boydster]

"We were just outside of Barstow, on the edge of a vast, barren dry patch of sand when the psychoactive illegal substances we had consumed, suddenly began to seriously influence our perceptions"


"Tell me about these fornicating flying rodents!!!!!"

He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Hawaiian. It doesn't matter, does it? Are you racist?

 

[DrunkleJon]

"Here's leering at you, kid."
"I'll be Bach"
and
"You had me at 'Hell No!'"

 

[boydster]

"Where are you going Professor, back to the time which has not happened yet?"

 

[firerat]

"Where are you going Professor, back to the time which has not happened yet?"

Streets? Where we are headed we don't need streets!!

 

[boydster]

"Bring me four cheeseburgers and a Pepsi."
"And a dry rubber biscuit, please."

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Where are you going Professor, back to the time which has not happened yet?"

"Whoah.......posessing great weight........"

 

[firerat]

"Whoah.......posessing great weight........"

Grand Seth!!

 

[boydster]

"Who is your father, and what is his job?"

"RUN TO THE HELICOPTAH!"

 

[ICWiener]

He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Hawaiian. It doesn't matter, does it? Are you racist?

I was just admiring the shape of your cranium.

 

[boydster]

Most of the time, it's functionally adequate 100% of the time.

 

[JonM]

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And then he handed me like $50.

 

[boydster]

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And then he handed me like $50.

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the gophers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

 

[firerat]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the gophers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

You're the ball...lalalalalalalalalala

 

[DrunkleJon]

"The Dude buys."

 

[firerat]

"The Dude buys."

Shut the heck up Danny.

 

[wobrien]

Shut the heck up Danny.

That was fair! You stopped right before the line!

 

[DrunkleJon]

You are out of your Honda Element Danny

 

[boydster]

New stuff has come up, man.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?

 

[boydster]

Yeah, there were horse-guys on fire, and I killed a man with a spearmint.

 

[GrogNerd]

I will strike a bargain with the man he will not be able to resist

 

[DrunkleJon]

"Who does number 2 work under?"

 

[GrogNerd]

my educator told me, for each instance of a clapper striking a resonator, a divine messenger will receive a method of aerial conveyance constructed of feathers

 

[hunter_le five]

"Do it or don't. There isn't an alternative."

 

[boydster]

Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!

 

[JonM]

I have had it with these snakes on this plane.

 

[hunter_le five]

Leia: "I Love you."
Han: "I love you too."