***Theme Song for Peanuts plays in the background***
Charlie Brown: Hey Linus, what are you doing?
Linus: Brewing Beer
Charlie Brown: Aren't you a bit young to be doing that?
Linus: Yes, yes I am
Charlie Brown: Ok Then, but why are you standing there staring?
Linus: My Carboy is Dirty
Charlie Brown: Oh, I just assumed it was brown glass, what happened?
Linus: PigPen borrowed it the other day.
Charlie Brown: Oh no!
Linus: He said this was as clean as he could get it.
Charlie Brown: I see PigPen across the street.. HEY PIGPEN, COME HERE
PigPen: COMMING CHARLIE BROWN!
Linus: What are you doing Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm going to see what PigPen tried to clean this with
PigPen: Charlie Brown, what do you need?
Charlie Brown: PigPen, this carboy is FILTHY, what did you clean it with
PigPen: A Bristle Brush, they don't do a very good job
Charlie Brown: Ahh Haa!! That explains it!
PigPen: What do you mean?
Charlie Brown: You should have used a "Carboy Cleaner"
PigPen: What is that?
Charlie Brown: A GREAT tool that will get carboys or kegs clean as a whistle, even you could do it!
PigPen: Well, give me that carboy and I'll get a "Carboy Cleaner" and give it a try! Where do I get one?
Charlie Brown: Down at the LHBS or online at carboycleaner.com
PigPen: Kool, hand over that carboy!
Charlie Brown: Ok *walks over to get the carboy*
Linus: *waits for the right moment and..... snatches the carboy away*
Charlie Brown: AAUGH *lands on his butt*
This plays out weekly at my house... if only I had a carboy cleaner so I could keep my carboys spotless, and clean those that come to me dirty!!! Really, I could use one to clean out my Sankey fermenter, but either way.
Thanks!