Homebrew Subdivision

[Chester]

Can we close the border? I think this might work out quite well.

I support the porchcouch...

 

[Cheeto]

does a swing count as a porchcouch ?

 

[FireNightFly]

ffs we should have a HBT festival ... no contests just a big ass jambori .... id so make the fooking trip!!!!

Id like to met ya first before we make a subdivision of piss drains and porchcouches, hehe

 

[Baja_Brewer]

100 gallons a year per resident/200 per multi-family household minimum.

Well Shecky, that leaves you out anyways. That was easy, now you don't even have to worry about seeing couch porches.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Well, that leaves me out. I refuse to live in any subdivision that even allows porch couches, never mind one that mandates it, homebrew be damned.

Who invited you anyways. Now run along back to the Tap room where you belong.

 

[amercuric]

To hell with the macro breweries! Our town's wide selection of craftbeer will be sold worldwide! Just imagine the profits.

 

[Pimp Juice]

Beer gnomes would become a serious issue.

 

[uglygoat]

More like "Divorceville"...

I doubt if we would qualify as a subdivision...I'd imagine it would be more like a MAJOR metropolis...

we'd be approaching rogue state status pretty quickly.

 

[mattmcl]

We'd definitely need an off-road golf cart track too.

 

[Octang]

drive?

We will be living in a Homebrewing Community, there will be a tram/bus service !

could you imagine 35000+ drunk/drinking drivers ?

Lol! Very true!

 

[TerapinChef]

does a swing count as a porchcouch ?

Only if you make it out of a couch.

 

[humann_brewing]

you mean a place where the beer flows like wine


"Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town! Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go? Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."

 

[Saccharomyces]

... even the showers have taps built in.

Code requirement!!!

 

[IXVolt]

This thread is teh win... lmao

We could burn all our spent grain in a biomass boiler/turbine and generate our own power!

 

[annasdadhockey]

I'm picturing a 200 Acre hop farm smack dab in the middle of the community.

 

[IXVolt]

We'd also need a barley field in the back 40k

 

[Cold_Steel]

We'd also need a barley field in the back 40k

I was thinking abou that too. Hop gardens intergrated into the landscape everywhere if not fields

sorry missed the hop farm idea already

 

[Bopper]

I am liking this idea.

If we build it, they will come.

We'd have to have a rec center with horse shoes, beruit, cornhole, washers, polish horse shoes, a disc golf course, driving range, waterslide & wave pool, swim up bar with big breasted bar tender...I could go on for days!!

I feel like the Myth Busters would need to live there too so we could blow s.hit up!

 

[Cheeto]

ok we will add a bomb/shooting range too

 

[IXVolt]

The local costco would sell only bbq related equipment and pretzels!

 

[TeufelBrew]

Bet the online vendors could work out some SERIOUS discounts! Having semi's make one stop for delivery of all that brewing equipment?

 

[Cheeto]

Bet the online vendors could work out some SERIOUS discounts! Having semi's make one stop for delivery of all that brewing equipment?

we would need a shipping and receiving dock just for the neighborhood

Any one good a warehousing ?

 

[eschatz]

You know what happens when we get together. It's bad news bears everywhere. Nothing would get done in this subdivision/metropolis. We'd all lose our wives and then our jobs.

Friggin' Hooverville man.

 

[IXVolt]

You know what happens when we get together. It's bad news bears everywhere. Nothing would get done in this subdivision/metropolis. We'd all lose our wives and then our jobs.

Friggin' Hooverville man.

But we could drink our sorrows away!

 

[annasdadhockey]

Where would we build this Community? What states would be best for growing hops and barley?(and big breasted bartenders?)

 

[eschatz]

But we could drink our sorrows away!

Yeah, you know I'd be there. Just sayin'.

 

[Cheeto]

Where would we build this Community? What states would be best for growing hops and barley?(and big breasted bartenders?)

I got the Hops and Barley covered, but we might have to import the bartenders

 

[ohad]

Where would you place this town?

I'd like my garage to have ale fermentation temp , and the basement at lager fermentation temp. Year round, of course.

It should have the perfect weather for hops, too

oh , and at least three different types of tap water.

 

[volvodude]

Do we have to bring the kids or are they optional?

 

[Cold_Steel]

Do we have to bring the kids or are they optional?

OF we have to bring them , who else is going to do the bottling