Instead of some mean witty comment like "BC might get a second team and it could be called the Jets.. BTW, where did the fly too? Iraq?" I'll say this instead...
Just think evil thoughts about Bettman. Maybe if he falls off the high horse he thinks he is on he'll break his head and have to resign. Then if you could somehow get rid of the eastern league teams owners who thought hockey was some kind of candy, then maybe they'd let Manitoba have it's team back and give a team to Saskatchewan and the Maritimes instead of making the net as big as Rosanne Bar's ass and making the players fight with nerf bats.
You have cities that have Ice 2/3's of the year with no teams and cities that think 20C is frigidly cold with teams playing in arena with water floating on the ice..