techbrew1
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i've always chalked up the stories of people running off the road to either idiocy or inclement weather.
And the banana peels... always watch out for them.

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i've always chalked up the stories of people running off the road to either idiocy or inclement weather.
I think the stories stem from those that don't follow the directions on the HF website. GPS instructions can bring you down some really ******, narrow dirt roads that are really not suited for cars. For instance, I followed my GPS instructions from HF to Parker Pie, and it had me take a left at the bottom of Hill road (where it turns into Jaffin Flats) onto Hillcrest. That road is a dirt road that gradually becomes more and more narrow with more and more obstacles, like very large rocks that scrap the undercarriage of my car, fallen trees, and muddy spots. The road was not meant for my accord coupe and I needed to turn around, which was fun as the road was so narrow I needed to do a 27 point k turn to do it. Surprisingly, the car did not sustain any scratches from all the brush and **** scraping up against it, though it did need a wash. See pici've heard a couple of stories, but yeah, i figured you'd have to be driving like a ******** for that to happen (read most of these stories on BA so it's a distinct possibility)
sometimes eBay sellers get stuck in the mire near HF and shaun himself will so kindly push them out, not realize he has assisted his mortal enemy.
I think the stories stem from those that don't follow the directions on the HF website. GPS instructions can bring you down some really ******, narrow dirt roads that are really not suited for cars. For instance, I followed my GPS instructions from HF to Parker Pie, and it had me take a left at the bottom of Hill road (where it turns into Jaffin Flats) onto Hillcrest. That road is a dirt road that gradually becomes more and more narrow with more and more obstacles, like very large rocks that scrap the undercarriage of my car, fallen trees, and muddy spots. The road was not meant for my accord coupe and I needed to turn around, which was fun as the road was so narrow I needed to do a 27 point k turn to do it. Surprisingly, the car did not sustain any scratches from all the brush and **** scraping up against it, though it did need a wash. See pic
Tl;dnr, you'll be fine as long as to take the instructions as posted on the HF website.
I was really tempted to keep going, but the fear of getting stuck was too great.Did that with a Honda Fit. On my honeymoon with my wife in tow no less. Best/Worst was that I made it through to the highway (somehow) only to be confronted by a local with a truck who saw me go down that way and figured he would wait at the end of the "road" to see if we would drive out or walk out.
My buddy just left HF - they were selling Hommage and Cantillon Iris today ($40 and $25 respectively). 1 bottle per household total (meaning you had to choose which one you wanted). He said Iris just sold out but there was some Hommage left.
Jeez, $25 for Iris? I feel like Shaun always used to sell Loons at really good prices, too. Importer must have jacked up this year's batch...
I was thinking the same thing, but that seems like a good price for Hommage...
I paid $20 for Iris at Top Hops in NYC last yearYeah, that's why it's odd. Same price Hommage was selling at up there when it was actually on the website. I got a bottle of Iris noticeably cheaper than that from a relatively price-inflated store in Boston a month ago... But hey, I'd still buy it for $25![]()
sometimes eBay sellers get stuck in the mire near HF and shaun himself will so kindly push them out, not realize he has assisted his mortal enemy.
Damn! How much Hommage did he get? Both were available Wednesday morning also. Can't believe they didn't sell out. Was the first thing I asked for. Definitely helped the sting of Bliss selling out prior to my visit!My buddy just left HF - they were selling Hommage and Cantillon Iris today ($40 and $25 respectively). 1 bottle per household total (meaning you had to choose which one you wanted). He said Iris just sold out but there was some Hommage left.
Damn! How much Hommage did he get? Both were available Wednesday morning also. Can't believe they didn't sell out. Was the first thing I asked for. Definitely helped the sting of Bliss selling out prior to my visit!
A couple months ago when he first got it I overheard him say something to the effect that he got the single largest quantity of any single retailer. Didn't realize he held on to any, though.
This was a second wave, or some boxes he found in back. A couple months ago, he must have had 10 cases of it - it was even on the website, and it was there for multiple days. And 1 per person limit, not household.
That was when Deal with the Devil and Between the Staves were also on the shelf.
Exactly! I remember that first wave. He had to have gotten A LOT!Anna magnums were out out at 4:00 today
I mean, he got the entire shipment for Vermont, as far as I'm aware, and kept it all there, so it makes sense. Not that I have any problem with it (I don't), but how is it legal for him to run Grassroots Distribution AND Hill Farmstead?
I just got a winner's email for FOFA.
Dumb question from an out of towner..... hoping to make the drive from MTL out there on a Wednesday.
I could be there by noon opening (or earlier if needed), and want to get out of there in good time and back to the airport.
Are there lineups everyday? Hows early do I need to get there if I want to avoid the line?
Just want my 3 and get the heck outta there.
Sorry if this is a question more akin to fucktardadvocate.
This Wednesday we got there at 10:45 not expecting a line yet. There were already 6-8 ahead of us and it quickly filled up after that. And there was no anticipated release, but Hommage was just chillin on the self. No doubt there would've been more if that was publicly announced. I think we were back in the car in under an hour with our growler limit and bottles.Dumb question from an out of towner..... hoping to make the drive from MTL out there on a Wednesday.
I could be there by noon opening (or earlier if needed), and want to get out of there in good time and back to the airport.
Are there lineups everyday? Hows early do I need to get there if I want to avoid the line?
Just want my 3 and get the heck outta there.
Sorry if this is a question more akin to fucktardadvocate.
Dumb question from an out of towner..... hoping to make the drive from MTL out there on a Wednesday.
I could be there by noon opening (or earlier if needed), and want to get out of there in good time and back to the airport.
Are there lineups everyday? Hows early do I need to get there if I want to avoid the line?
Just want my 3 and get the heck outta there.
Sorry if this is a question more akin to fucktardadvocate.
Get there around 10:30-45 if you want to make sure you're not dealing with any lines. If there's a big release all bets are off though.
This Wednesday we got there at 10:45 not expecting a line yet. There were already 6-8 ahead of us and it quickly filled up after that. And there was no anticipated release, but Hommage was just chillin on the self. No doubt there would've been more if that was publicly announced. I think we were back in the car in under an hour with our growler limit and bottles.