DmouthCaliBrewz
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Le Sarrasin is actually French for "New Brewery Roof".
Can you pour it on waffles - that's the real question.
Don't forget the almost certainly impending Triple-Barrel Damon (bourbon, port, and maple), which I just made up and am pre-trading.
Franklin is the money I keep hidden under the floorboard of my bedroom; Hill Farmstead Brewery rests upon the land where Franklin grows. In its honor I stuff cash into a single bourbon barrel from our favorite distillery and age it for 1.5 years. It is unfiltered and unreported as income. Aromatic and flowery, with impressions of citrus and pine, this is the money that I refuse to share with the IRS.
Hoard. Obfuscate. Invest.
Asymptocity of Pricing -- a spontaneously fermented ale that has come to rest on carefully captured neckbeards.
You're doing straight $/oz calculations, which don't apply. You need to use beer hoarder math. Here are some key axioms.
375 funky $/volume > 750 funky $/volume
12 oz BB stout $/volume << waxed 750 BB stout $/volume
3L AWA $/volume >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all of Belgium's lambics combined
all of the lulz. all of them.....