High post count does not equal brewing knowledge

[Special Hops]

It just means they talk a lot.

 

[srm775]

Maybe the OP got "post count" envy after seeing Melena's post the other day and felt.... undersized....

Do what I do and stuff you post count with a sock ... eerr, I mean - ahh, I'll just be quite now.

 

[Jonnio]

I think this thread should be the new official post whore thread just so we can concentrate our quest for post based knowledge to a single location.

 

[HBHoss]

How can the title be changed?
An elected official is a High post. Questions arise when the vote count does not equal the number of registered voters. This brings about a brewing knowledge for how this could happen.

 

[Yooper]

So you're saying if we drive far enough we can reach mulitple Climaxes in one day?

See, I told you that you don't have to go through Intercourse to reach Climax!

 

[Kaiser]

What an odd rant indeed. Well it seems it was his last post.

Kai

 

[the_bird]

P'shaw, what do you know, Mr. I-Only-Have-2,630-Posts! Clearly, I'm five times the brewer you are!

 

[BrianTheBrewer]

Hahahahaha I must really suck because I only have like 250 something posts...

 

[BigKahuna]

Hahahahaha I must really suck because I only have like 250 something posts...

I'm confused....did we decide that the brewing IQ was equal to the post count...or directly inverse of the post count?

One way or the other...I just went up one....or, Down one...however we look at it

 

[Revvy]

All this talk about being driven to climax reminds me of this obscure song...

John Forster - Entering Marion


You can listen to it on last fm...here... John Forster “ Entering Marion “ Listen free at Last.fm

Every year I drive out to Cape Cod for the last part of June
Leave the city by 10, then you're there in the late afternoon
On the way, there's a village called Marion that you pass through
The first time I approached it,
I'll always remember the sign that came into view

It said: "Entering Marion"
And I thought, "What a fun little sign!"
But the feeling of entering Marion had a kick that was hard to define
A rapturous rush, a physical flush, chills up and down the spine
For the few minutes I was in Marion, all Massachusetts was mine

Well, it got to be kind of an annual thing;
The event that would start each vacation off with a bang!

Then one year, who knows why, I decided to try a new route
So I got out my map and I traced one I thought was a beaute
After driving all morning I came to the top of a hill
Where a sign stood before me that promised a new kind of thrill

It said: "Entering Beverly"
Which was lovely and not overbuilt
And the pleasure of entering Beverly far outweighed any feelings of guilt
I could say I'm contrite, but it wouldn't be right
For the truth is that later that day,I found myself entering Sharon
It was there, so was I, we enjoyed it; hey, what can I say?

By the next year I'd try any route just for novelty's sake
I was cursed with a thirst that no single township could slake
Oh, at the wheel I looked calm, but inside I was running a mock
When a sign in the road dead ahead sent me straight into shock

{gasp}

"Entering Lawrence"
My god; I was out of control!
And I'd no sooner finished with Lawrence,
Then boom; I was entering Lowel
Then I backtracked and reentered Lawrence
Then Quincy and Norton as well
Around midnight I pulled into Ethel and flopped in a fleabag motel

I slept fitfully in my clothing
And awoke in a pool of sweat and self-loathing
Lying there, feeling lower than carion,
A name came clear as a clarion
I jumped in my car
And before very far--

I was entering Marion.
How totally, wonderfully great!
How grand to be entering Marion
After tramping all over the state.
Every sleaze-bucket burb,
Every tryst by the curb
Had really just helped me to find
I'm happiest entering Marion.
I guess I'm the Marion kind.
Oh yes, I'm the Marion kind.

You can listen to it on last fm...here... John Forster – Entering Marion – Listen free at Last.fm

 

[GroovePuppy]

Hahahahaha I must really suck because I only have like 250 something posts...

Well you're smarter than me 'cos I only have 127.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Sorry, that should have said 128.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Wait, no, I mean 129.

 

[BigKahuna]

Groove...You're fitting in well here for such a n00b! Heck...Revvy's never made a poster of me!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

you have 128

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

bugger 130!

 

[Germey]

Is this realy

 

[GroovePuppy]

Groove...You're fitting in well here for such a n00b! Heck...Revvy's never made a poster of me!

Why thank you muchly. We'll see whether he deletes said poster after I try a beer this week at only two weeks in the bottle.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Why thank you muchly. We'll see whether he deletes said poster after I try a beer this week at only two weeks in the bottle.

You really held out that long!!??

 

[jspence1]

brewing knowledge = (your IQ/#posts)gallons of beer made

A perfect/simple equation for calculating brewing knowledge

 

[McKBrew]

brewing knowledge = (your IQ/#posts)gallons of beer made

A perfect/simple equation for calculating brewing knowledge

I don't like this formula, I keep entering it in my calculator and getting the answer as *******!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

brewing knowledge = (your IQ/#posts)gallons of beer made

A perfect/simple equation for calculating brewing knowledge

Your signature by OhioBrit totally sucks! He was a tosser! I know that because I am a beer genius!

 

[GroovePuppy]

You really held out that long!!??

Yes, Revvy said to. Wasn't I supposed to? He looks so important and everything. I was always told never to go against your pastor. Don't tell him though but I do pick up the ones in clear bottles now and again and examine the sediment. <ooeer>

 

[jspence1]

I don't like this formula, I keep entering it in my calculator and getting the answer as *******!

OMFG IT WORKS!

 

[DUCCCC]

Groove...You're fitting in well here for such a n00b! Heck...Revvy's never made a poster of me!

Yes he did, it was just that he PM'ed it to everybody but you

 

[jspence1]

Your signature by OhioBrit totally sucks! He was a tosser! I know that because I am a beer genius!

Well say it again and I'll get the name right

 

[GroovePuppy]

Yes he did, it was just that he PM'ed it to everybody but you

Yup, got it, yup, even to the noobs.

 

[HBHoss]

Yes, Revvy said to. Wasn't I supposed to? He looks so important and everything. I was always told never to go against your pastor. Don't tell him though but I do pick up the ones in clear bottles now and again and examine the sediment. <ooeer>

Sorry.. is this the "Ruined first batch" thread??

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

When I get my free software I'll be sending it to my Nigerian banker friend. He needs all the free stuff he can get.

 

[Revvy]

Groove...You're fitting in well here for such a n00b! Heck...Revvy's never made a poster of me!

As soon as you are druk or stoopid enough to post a silly a$$ picture of yourself on here, I will