HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[shecky]

Yea, I made it into here. My life is complete.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Yea, I made it into here. My life is complete.

Not until I've lightly sucked and tickled your scrotum it ain't!

 

[shecky]

Not until I've lightly sucked and tickled your scrotum it ain't!

Ooh, I'm all a twitter!

 

[Revvy]

*shakes head* THis is how the obsession begins...

Look, I'm an excitable chap in the midst of my first brew. It wasn't so much that I needed to move it but I got to hug the carboy for 30 seconds while I carried it.

Next thing you know, he'll be "dry humping" his carboy.

 

[BigKahuna]

Yea, I made it into here. My life is complete.

It does kida make you feel a bit more complete doesn't it.

 

[GroovePuppy]

*shakes head* THis is how the obsession begins...

Next thing you know, he'll be "dry humping" his carboy.

Yay. Don't even have my first brew in bottles yet and I made it to the memorable quotes thread. Do I get some kind of badge.

I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Yay. Don't even have my first brew in bottles yet and I made it to the memorable quotes thread. Do I get some kind of badge.

I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........

haha! Something tells me your a destined to be quoted on this thread more in the future.

 

[shecky]

Yay. Don't even have my first brew in bottles yet and I made it to the memorable quotes thread. Do I get some kind of badge.

I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........

No badge until Revvy bitch slaps you for being impatient.

 

[Revvy]

haha! Something tells me your a destined to be quoted on this thread more in the future.

Methinks you have a new padwan...I see a lot of you in his turn of wit.

 

[shecky]

Methinks you have a new padwan...I see a lot of you in his turn of wit.

God help us.

 

[EvilTOJ]

This is just too hilarious to pass up;

One time John McCain and I killed a hobo after eating LSD. What a crazy night.

 

[talleymonster]

One time John McCain and I killed a hobo after eating LSD. What a crazy night.

Ohhh damn.....EvilTOJ beat me to it.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Ooooh too slow!

*does hair through hand wiping thing at talley*

 

[98EXL]

Ooooh too slow!

*does hair through hand wiping thing at talley*

but hairspray does cause follicle damage

 

[mmb]

Brad...Reason enough.
I'll try and shut up now.

First step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[Revvy]

We could cut and paste pieces of this as answers to SOOOOO many threads.

I'd say, 'Listen up, Newbie! Nobody around here gives a.. damm what you think. So why don't you... grow a pair and run on down to the quickie mart and buy yourself, a... real man's drink. That's it, just run along now, Sally! Buh Bye."

 

[Revvy]

The first missive from the drucken gnomes 3 day excursion into beer soaked madness...

I missed by bus so went in a local bar and got lumbered with a scary woman.
Nice but scary.

 

[Revvy]

This may end up in my sig as well...

Relax, What don't kill you will only make you drunker.

 

[McKBrew]

I think a certain gnome does this stuff just so he can be here. It's like he is post whoring, but someone else is doing the work for him.

I'll drink absolutely anything. I'm a f*cking pig. I would drink Rosie O'Donnell's p*ss if it came in a ring pull can.

 

[HVBrewtality]

I'm druck on Bud American Ale, which is now on tap at my neighborhood post hockey game sports bar for a whopping 2 bucks a pint

HERESY!10 chars

 

[BigKahuna]

And I think he's funnier when he's NOT trying to get quoted:

But who cares...I'll be doing bed spins on a 10 dollar BMC druck tonight, to make up for the fact that my hockey team got their asses handed to them.

Night y'all.....




*burp*

 

[Revvy]

HERESY!10 chars

And I think he's funnier when he's NOT trying to get quoted:

All I can say is Ugh...my aching head...I really wrote that?

Still...on tap you actually could taste/smell something approximating hops.

 

[Revvy]

My sentiments exactly!!!

BUT! It's kinda like a family thing here....and you better not be a dick to the women around here or I'm gonna cut your nuts off and take gravity samples in your stretched out and tanned scrotum!

But I wanna know how many grav points/ounce of stretched out and tanned scrotum there is...and what lovibond rating is the tan color.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Revvy, the scrotum is just to hold the sample, it's not added to the wort

 

[Revvy]

Revvy, the scrotum is just to hold the sample, it's not added to the wort

Ah...You know, someone was wondering about what alternatives they could use as a sampler jar...good to know that this would work as well.

I love this place, you learn something new everyday.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

If I don't have my hand in a cow or on a dog, it is usually holding a coffee mug...

Not sure if that is up to the usual standards (my first time in here) but it struck a chord. Which one I dunno, never learned my chords.

 

[hcarter]

I...ummm...wow...it's um, funny...yeah...really funny. I gotta go now. I can't believe I read that whole thread.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Gotta add this to the thread he started, I can't resist.

I seriously can't freakin believe that this prisonhoochfelwein thread has like 350,000 views. WOW!

I'll be sure to label the next keg of it "prisonhoochfelwein". Then it's guaranteed to go fast!

 

[Brewin_Bob]

From general chit chat ...

I think I've grown a third testicle in just the last half hour.

 

[Revvy]

just get a few really long nails or screws and you can spike it yourself.

I dunno, but at first I thought it sounded dirty....he did say nail and screw..But in retrospect it ain't so funny...

*sigh*