HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[Evan!]

At the behest of McKBrew, I'm creating this as a one-stop depository for memorable quotes from the annals of HBT-dom. This is not for random quotes from movies or something you think are funny, but strictly for memorable quotes made by forum members in the forums.

Let's see 'em.

 

[olllllo]

I'll never forget this one:

Look, I can put up with a lot of crap, I'll stand in line at the DMV, I'll march in the Puerto Rican Day Parade in Manhattan (don't ask), but I draw the line at associating with Jeep people

 

[Revvy]

Or this one...

Next time, double-flush.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

It's in my sig:

I'm the voice of moderation in my family...

 

[Evan!]

I still stare lovingly at my fermenters every day.

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[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Nunderwear: the abundant fabric found under nun apparel, usually adorned with pictures of saints giving high fives to jesus, gilded with gold thread and unwashed for weeks.

Don't dump it unless it tastes like Satan's anus!

These are my favorites

 

[DeathBrewer]

these are the ones that stick with me...

My Junk is Ugly

Had some Bud Light analyzed once. They told me my dog had diabetes...


And was pregnant

 

[the_bird]

The one that, to me... truly, perfectly exemplifies the HBT spirit...

Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
oops. So if this doesn't make sense, well I'm a bit druck so I'll just hit Post now.

 

[the_bird]

BM's probably the best source for these. Anyone got the particular language re: him and the eighteen nutsacks?

 

[Yooper]

My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):

As much as I would LOVE to see you post your ass in the [mod edit], I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.

This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Boerderij Kabouter, I was the one that said that! You wound me.

We were talking about bittering agents in chat, and I suggested "essence of bitchface". Here's what JoeC said about it.

One shot of it is enough to screw up 4 relationships and a feminine products aisle in a CVS

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Boerderij Kabouter, I was the one that said that! You wound me.

Dammit! I knew I had screwed that one up! Now I remember. My bad, I will change it.

 

[98EXL]

I think that stuff was brewed with a little piece of hell inside.

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[DeathBrewer]

BM's probably the best source for these. Anyone got the particular language re: him and the eighteen nutsacks?

i found it! :cross:

And by the time you’ve had your hands wrapped around 18 nut-sacks, don’t they all start to feel the same?

 

[ohiobrewtus]

see below...

 

[olllllo]

If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:

I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.

 

[Evan!]

If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:

I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.

That. Is. So. Goddamned. Badass. :rockin:

Alright, I take back what I said about Jeepsters being worse than the scumbags in the Puerto Rican Day Parade who tried to grope my wife

 

[98EXL]

If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:

I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.

ROFLMAO! I have tears coming down my face and my stomach hurts from laughing!

 

[Revvy]

Nothing can beat these....

my sofa an th porch is very ncice, they can kiss my ass. ill take em all. fight me bout it. i dare yalls. leave mty sofa alone. wicker is ugly, cordaroy is way nicer. we give ut cnadu w no raxors on halloween on thst soafa to the kids. you lie kkids, no. ? sofa is good. friend ssit on it and drink beers,., we make bbers and they tll me ny niegbor isworse but he is my friend., i dont complain. leav ehis dead mommas stuff alone tgoo. this IS texas! we kicj u in pit. die code monkey!!!!@

i mean what si wrongwith nice sofa on frnt porch? rats do not eat it. it is not rtoen up! they givew me a violaton notice!>>?? 875343 them! i got guns nman! sofa or die! it id nice! we all like it. amd mt nieghbot is my bre wbubby snf they gsve him sa tivkrt too! they dont now who we are! we stand and we fight for what we now is right! they say buckes ok, fine! i put bucket sofa. but not brew buxcet. they may take buckets. hell no! not brew buckets! in the street I calling tyou out *******! the court is colsed! cowards not oen at night!

Pardon me stewardess, but I speak drucken, I can help.



My sofa on the porch is very nice. They can kiss my ass.
I'll take them all. Fight me about it! I dare ya'll!
Leave my sofa alone.
Wicker is ugly, corduroy is way nicer!
We give out candy with no razors on Halloween on that sofa to the kids.
You like kids, no?
Sofa is good.
Friends sit on it and drink beers.
Me make beers and they told me my neighbor is worse, but he is my friend.
I don't complain.
Leave his dead mom's stuff alone too. This IS Texas!
We kick you in the pit! DIE CODE MONKEY!

For more translations, please see capcrnch at translator.capcrnch.net

No, its not a real URL.

Hope tomorrow is better Zul'jin!!

I still bust a gut reading that thread....https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=52640&highlight=code+monkey

 

[c.n.budz]

Here's my most recent favorite quote,

He just looked at me and licked himself.

 

[Revvy]

LOL!(10 chars)

...Getting free beer is kind of like getting laid after a really long Dungeons & Dragons session. Not only does it feel great doing it, but you feel like you're cheating the natural order of the universe.

 

[RichBrewer]

My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):



This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!

and I'll just die! The Rockies beat them last night!

 

[cellardoor]

My favorite of all time.

You know you're a homebrewer when you tell what hops are in a fart.

 

[PeteOz77]

If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:

I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.

I think I saw them on sale at Walmart. Oh wait.. they are giving them away FREE.. so they can run all of the book shops in town out of business

 

[ohiobrewtus]

If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:

I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way.

omfg, that's an instant HBT classic!

 

[Short Drive]

She would be cooler if she showed us her ****s

Only on HBT would it be appropriate to say this about someones wife.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Only because I know it will irritate him to see it quoted again...

Dry yeast works fine. (there, I said it!)...

 

[Donasay]

You will never see a Zombie taking up welfare sitting on its fat arse

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[Donasay]

I figured there'd be pics as well. WTF?! I don't click on a thread titled EXPLOSIVE Dog Diahrea without expecting to see some canine intestinal carnage.

From the classic explosive dog diarrhea thread.

 

[Donasay]

My sister poked holes in her husbands condoms so she could get pregnant against his wishes. They've been divorced for years now.

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