HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[Revvy]

I figure I might as well be the one to do it, because it's going to end up here any way.

Revvy, you can still call me a Donkey Sniffer if you want.

 

[Revvy]

Could it be?

Is this...Yes I believe it is....

The first Evan!ism of 2009...

Other than dipping your junk in it for good luck, that's all there is to it.

 

[dataz722]

i always that that if i WAS gay, i would want a guy with a little cigarette-sized pecker. ya know, really small...that finishes really fast.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

 

[DeathBrewer]

what? you'd want one of those huge, meaty foot long dongs?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

what? you'd want one of those huge, meaty foot long dongs?

Quotes from the Memorable Quotes Thread... priceless

 

[Rezilynt]

I'm taking this a tad bit out of context but, that's ok cause Shecky is a reporter and they do it all the time...

"Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight."

 

[shecky]

I'm taking this a tad bit out of context but, that's ok cause Shecky is a reporter and they do it all the time...

Not "all the time."

 

[Rezilynt]

OK - most of the time

 

[BrewinJack]

if I were more pober you anwer woulf end up in the memorable quote thread.

Holy druck Revvy, Batman. Rock on, man.:rockin:

These just happened... and they count in my opinion

Cheers

 

[Donasay]

No matter how bad you dog smells, just be happy it's not a cat.

This one is great, can't wait to tell people that, especially since mine has a gas problem.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

"Yes, I've read all about it. I'm just hoping someone will spell it out for me in big fat neon letters with naked showgirls pointing to them." - LGI

 

[EvilTOJ]

It tasted like coffee liquor, if you took beef blood and protein powder and mixed it with it. It was drinkable.

Excellent username/post combo

 

[Revvy]

I wish I were someone's everything...Especially a big ****ed redhead's.

Nice to see CHarlie has a fan

If the Corona mill is suitable for Mr. Papazian then it's clearly suitable for me.

He is my everything.

 

[Madman]

Wow, that one actually borders on creepy!

 

[Madman]

My wife came home with a 'surprise.' Alas, it was a Sam 12-pack with Black Lager, Scottish Ale, Honey Porter, etc. Bless her heart, she tried.

Shecky wins QOTD!

 

[Saccharomyces]

I'd tell him I'm all stocked up from the hooker I killed last week and thank him respectfully.

,,,,,,,,,,

 

[heinz57]

This made me laugh pretty hard today.

I pulled all that out of my ass, so if it smells like a lager fermentation, that's why.

 

[ChshreCat]

This one is taken out of context.

Oh wait, no it's not!

She coulda been back at your place now sniffin your bung and playing hide the hydrometer with you.

 

[bob1852]

This one is taking out of context.

Oh wait, no it's not!

that whole thread needs to go in here!

 

[dataz722]

It's fun to be ready for the zombiepocalypse with the guns and the knives and such but it is more likey you will be fleeing a fire or flood. Maybe something a little more mundane like contact info, telephone numbers, contacts at banks, credit cards......grenades are good too, don't get me wrong, I like grenades as much as the next guy. But how about a backup disc of all the family photos, financial records, MP3's or your pr0n?

I carry a sledge hammer behind the seat of my truck. It can come in handy.

I know who I DONT want to be with at the rise of the zombies... realistc sumbich

 

[DeathBrewer]

I agree that pr0n is very important. I'm contemplating buy an iphone...i heard you can even shower with one of those things.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

No f*cker who knows my anus would want to make it an enemy!!

I'm afraid of it

The worst part is, this is in context.....

 

[Madman]

The worst part is, this is in context.....

And, once again, Gnomey makes me fear for the future of the human race

 

[EvilTOJ]

Maybe theres a big reason your box is smaller than mine. My box actually is a siemens regulator control Housing.

lol siemens

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Unlike ordinary bulb hydrometers, which are passive-static devices, this new Digital Electronic Hydrometer utilizes new Hall sensor technology that allows for remote, in situ, continuous infinite resolution, real-time monitoring, measuring, logging and controlling of liquid density/specific gravity in large vats or containers during a mixing or blending operation. The submersible probe head connects, via extention leads, to an electronics module that provides a digital readout of the liquid density in the user's preferred engineering units (sgu, Baume, Brix, % vdc) to a process controller to facilitate meeting a specific target density. Density ranges from .5 to 1.5 sgu are standard and custom ranges are an option.

Copy and pasting web site tech blurb confuse gnome bad.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Maybe you should rub my post for good luck.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Revvy]

There hasn't been a good one from the master in awhile.

Or, alternately, I could gnaw on my index finger until I'm down to the bone, stick that into boiling hot sauce, then ram it up my ass...and achieve pretty much the same state of mind.

 

[dataz722]

Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured"

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[Madman]

I made it on the quote thread!

W00t! Extra beer for me tonight!

 

[Revvy]

I made it on the quote thread!

W00t! Extra beer for me tonight!

I woulda quoted it myself, but that's kinda ****** baggy...

But it looks like a good excuse to change my sigline.