Have you ever pooped in your pants?

[John Beere]

OK, OK, I'll comment on this...

When I was 13, a friend and I were in the woods behind my house. We were walking across a tree that had fallen over a creekbed about 15~20 feet up. I fell off and landed flat on my back - knocked myself clean out. The only thing that saved me was that I landed in the mud - thank God there were no big rocks or sticks. Anywho, I had my breath completely out of me as well as shad my pants. So I wailed around for a few minutes in pain, then had to "clean" myself up as his terror turned into uncontrolable ROTFLMAO.

My friend LOVED telling that story and I didn't think I would ever hear the end of it... until about 4 years later he was running from a dog and tried to hurtle a picket fence in shorts. He didn't make it and - no lie - ripped one of his testicles clean off and damaged the other one pretty bad. They were able to save the one but was laid up in a hospital bed for a good while recovering. Funny thing happened after that - he never brought up me shad'ing my pants again.

 

[user 574]

ripped one of his testicles clean off and damaged the other one pretty bad.

Ok, now I just shat myself.

 

[John Beere]

I guess my little narrative killed this thread... heh

 

[rdwj]

He didn't make it and - no lie - ripped one of his testicles clean off and damaged the other one pretty bad.

Man, that's GOTTA hurt!

 

[passedpawn]

Eh, stumbled on this accidentally in a search. Thought it might merit a bump. Time will tell. (I guess I'll vote now lol)

 

[passedpawn]

I think @Yooper might have voted heck yes, but not sure. LOL.

 

[bailey mountain brewer]

Hahaha great call @passedpawn alright so I cast my vote, for myself, and ya know sometimes you kinda check swing... **it happens. But this reminded me of something that happened a couple weeks ago, maybe a month or 2. At a local brewery, buddy was with us, he was going through a rough patch and was half in the bag. He goes outside to burn one and was gone for a bit, I figured he was on the phone or something... then my phone rings, he says, dude you gotta come out here, I got an issue and not sure what to do.. well I had a few thoughts but in my mind was thinking shart. I was right, he tried to check up but it was to late, full on crapped his pants, shorts actually which made it even better... so here we are in a small town, brewery is owned by a guy I know and I was like well they probably have a hose I could borrow, he wasn't into that.. so next door is an old hotel, like one that's now a bar and restaurant, we are somewhat regulars there and there is an old fire escape... bartender did him a solid, bought him up the back way into a room with a shower to get cleaned up.. he earned a healthy tip, meanwhile I went back to the brewery and paid his tab then we rolled out. I jabbed him that evening a bit but haven't since... waiting for the right moment.. what a funny night.

TL DR - my buddy sh** himself in public.

 

[camonick]

Eh, stumbled on this accidentally in a search.

Umm, what exactly are you searching for?

 

[Sailingeric]

17 years ago...got to be the oldest resurrection of a thread

 

[wepeeler]

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Totally worth it LOL

 

[passedpawn]

Umm, what exactly are you searching for?

was trying to find my own thread, "love golf". I misspelled golf and somehow this poooped up.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[pvtpublic]

Totally worth it LOL

No sh*t, right?

 

[Snuffy]

It’s good to know the quality of conversation hasn’t deteriorated since ‘07. Nowhere to go but up, right?

 

[marc1]

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Rhinos too!

 

[seatazzz]

When you get to my age (and level of homebrew consumption/mild colitis) there's no such thing as a 'safe' fart. Or sneeze. Or cough. My coworkers have gotten used to seeing me stand up quickly when a sneeze or cough comes on, so I can clench.