Have you ever been on beer?

[jbeezification1]

I’m on beer

 

[liquiddegenerate]

Who's on beer?

















Me.

 

[tikk]

I'm on beer and have to be at work in less than 6 hours. I feel like I made a mistake.

 

[kbuzz1]

Who's on beer?

I’m on beer

Me.

I'm on beer.

On beer mixtape is perfect

 

[liquiddegenerate]

On beer mixtape is perfect

****ing beer.

 

[chefduff2]

Who the **** else is on Beer tonight and ready to lose that hour of sleep? Just need to get rid of the ****ing time changes.

 

[kbuzz1]

Who the **** else is on Beer tonight and ready to lose that hour of sleep? Just need to get rid of the ****ing time changes.

Daylight savings time needs to die.

Other deaths that need to be expedited:

Spoiler: Toxic

Trump

Shitty Watch ESPN streaming quality
Easter bunny
People who care too much about their ****ing landscaping
Lines

Edited for toxicity

 

[Josh2]

Other deaths that need to be expedited:

People who care too much about their ****ing landscaping

Nah man. You're wrong. I ain't got any neighbors to impress, but it feels damn good to pull up to the house and see a well maintained lawn, shrubs, and trees.

 

[chefduff2]

Nah man. You're wrong. I ain't got any neighbors to impress, but it feels damn good to pull up to the house and see a well maintained lawn, shrubs, and trees.

I always prefer my shrubbery to be well maintained.

 

[kbuzz1]

Nah man. You're wrong. I ain't got any neighbors to impress, but it feels damn good to pull up to the house and see a well maintained lawn, shrubs, and trees.

I always prefer my shrubbery to be well maintained.

The only logical conclusion my drunk ass can rationalize is that you also support

Spoiler: Toxic

trump

, ESPN, egg hunts and lines.

May your bushes grow full.

 

[chefduff2]

The only logical conclusion my drunk ass can rationalize is that you also support

Spoiler: Toxic

trump

, ESPN, egg hunts and lines.

May your bushes grow full.

Go listen to vinyl old man

 

[kbuzz1]

Go listen to vinyl old man

No need to tell me twice.

 

[chemman141]

BadJustin suggested I post here and let everyone know I was on beer while opening my Catalina 5.0 box.

 

[Gaseous Clay]

BadJustin suggested I post here and let everyone know I was on beer while opening my Catalina 5.0 box.

That’s nice dear

 

[jbeezification1]

That’s nice dear

He’s on beer. Blame BadJustin

 

[NeedsMoreDog]

live in desert suburb + near large empty lot + late night + on beer = spooky

 

[ASUBeer]

Beer is even better when you’ve already been on other beer.

 

[sacrelicio]

It's freezing and I'm ****ing bored. Beer

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

My friend Jon sleuthdog sent me some Illinois beer and I thought it would be ok to try some. Now I'm questioning my decision. Have any of you tried Illinois beer? Also was told to be careful because it could contain FIB's. Have any of you ever experienced FIB's and their side effects and is their anyway to avoid them.

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

Are there any test you can perform to ensure your beers don't contain FIB's?

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

I'm on beer and I love you Jon!!!

 

[Gonzoillini1]

My friend Jon sleuthdog sent me some Illinois beer and I thought it would be ok to try some. Now I'm questioning my decision. Have any of you tried Illinois beer? Also was told to be careful because it could contain FIB's. Have any of you ever experienced FIB's and their side effects and is their anyway to avoid them.

Are there any test you can perform to ensure your beers don't contain FIB's?

For every dvelcich we get an AleWatcher, but it's not our fault!

 

[Lutter]

I am now on beer. Anybody got any pressing questions?

 

[jbeezification1]

Are there any test you can perform to ensure your beers don't contain FIB's?

I think if you pour yourself more than 1/2 oz than you’re safe from getting any of those pesky FIBs.

 

[BuckTuckian]

On beer. Send it!

 

[steimie]

My friend Jon sleuthdog sent me some Illinois beer and I thought it would be ok to try some. Now I'm questioning my decision. Have any of you tried Illinois beer? Also was told to be careful because it could contain FIB's. Have any of you ever experienced FIB's and their side effects and is their anyway to avoid them.

In my experience, you're all FIB'd up if you talk about your city constantly and how awesome it is--the food, the sports, the beer, the music, etc. If you find yourself doing that, then seek medical attention. If left unchecked, you'll turn into a Bears fan.

 

[NeedsMoreDog]

drunk

 

[jbeezification1]

I got on some beer last night. I thought about this thread but then something better came up.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

People dying sucks.

 

[AlAnonymous]

I was on beer a little late last nacht; now on Excedrin this morning.

 

[sacrelicio]

Impulse purchase of Poterie earlier today and I am on ****ing beer at this moment.

 

[BuckTuckian]

Whilst 2 fisting Laguintas born yesterday I made a Totino's combination pizza. It's roughly 8"x12" square. Probably need a calibrated ruler from lurchingbeast for an official ruling. I then slide that hot pizza out off the rack onto a 9" round paper plate.
The real conundrum is seeing this square pizza on a round plate has me triggered. Which way do I cut that ****? I feel like a freshman coed in a JulianB math class.
All hot and bothered cause I don't know the answer cause it feels like a trick question.

Balls fully touched. Drink more A-a-ron.

 

[JulianB1]

Whilst 2 fisting Laguintas born yesterday I made a Totino's combination pizza. It's roughly 8"x12" square. Probably need a calibrated ruler from lurchingbeast for an official ruling. I then slide that hot pizza out off the rack onto a 9" round paper plate.
The real conundrum is seeing this square pizza on a round plate has me triggered. Which way do I cut that ****? I feel like a freshman coed in a JulianB math class.
All hot and bothered cause I don't know the answer cause it feels like a trick question.

Balls fully touched. Drink more A-a-ron.

That equals exp(A)(exp(H) - 1).

 

[davey101]

You guys are still using beer?

 

[jbeezification1]

So I got pretty deep into some beers yesterday at the beach, courtesy of The Ryan who we all know loves it in the can.

Apparently it’s uncouth to grab a handful of desitin and cram your hand down your pants in the middle of their living room while maintaining eye contact with your friends wife. My wife was shocked, my buddy fell over laughing and his wife just said I should go to the restroom. I’m like, “why, were all friends here” and kept rubbing it in.

My wife got a text later asking if I had double dipped in the tub of desitin. I still don’t see the big deal.

 

[RyanG1]

So I got pretty deep into some beers yesterday at the beach, courtesy of The Ryan who we all know loves it in the can.

Apparently it’s uncouth to grab a handful of desitin and cram your hand down your pants in the middle of their living room while maintaining eye contact with your friends wife. My wife was shocked, my buddy fell over laughing and his wife just said I should go to the restroom. I’m like, “why, were all friends here” and kept rubbing it in.

My wife got a text later asking if I had double dipped in the tub of desitin. I still don’t see the big deal.

Sounds like it was Destini-ed to be!

 

[jmgrub]

So I got pretty deep into some beers yesterday at the beach, courtesy of The Ryan who we all know loves it in the can.

Apparently it’s uncouth to grab a handful of desitin and cram your hand down your pants in the middle of their living room while maintaining eye contact with your friends wife. My wife was shocked, my buddy fell over laughing and his wife just said I should go to the restroom. I’m like, “why, were all friends here” and kept rubbing it in.

My wife got a text later asking if I had double dipped in the tub of desitin. I still don’t see the big deal.

What got you chafin' bro?

 

[jbeezification1]

What got you chafin' bro?

Gulf of Mexico water, sand and sweat all mixed up in my panties.

 

[FTowne1]

Whilst 2 fisting Laguintas born yesterday I made a Totino's combination pizza. It's roughly 8"x12" square. Probably need a calibrated ruler from lurchingbeast for an official ruling. I then slide that hot pizza out off the rack onto a 9" round paper plate.
The real conundrum is seeing this square pizza on a round plate has me triggered. Which way do I cut that ****? I feel like a freshman coed in a JulianB math class.
All hot and bothered cause I don't know the answer cause it feels like a trick question.

Balls fully touched. Drink more A-a-ron.

Still pisses me off that they quit packaging them in cardboard boxes. It was the perfect tool to remove said pizza from the toaster oven and doubled as a serving plate.

 

[BadJustin]

Yes. Very on beer. I can’t really drink tomorrow. So I’m going hard in the paint tonight I love you all, if I die I herby bequeth my account to my wife first, then MordorMongo


Going to go finger my butthole

LYMI

Srsly