Great Quotes?

[Dalarast]

Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God

Braveheart FTW!

 

[homebrewer_99]

DAMMIT!!! I didn't say any of those things...Ben Franklin

 

[mordantly]

I did not have sexual relation with that woman, Ms. lewinsky. But I am wearing her underpants.

- "Bill Clinton, SNL"

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

If you gave me a nickel for every woman I've had sex with.......... I would have the price down to $4.90 a time.

 

[homebrewer_99]

The other night I gave a midget prostitute $20.00 to go up on me...Rodney Dangerfield :rockin:

 

[mordantly]

If your mom was a man, she'd be your dad.

 

[Houblon]

“when you are hallucinating the person that is asking you if you want more drugs, it’s safe to say that you have probably taken enough
already.”
-unknown englishman after eatting too many mushrooms in Amsterdam

 

[kjung]

"Wait. What?"-all four teenagers living in my house, full or part time, on a regular basis.

 

[arturo7]

BBQ worth eatin' is worth wearin'.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Hey guys
I'm doing an English project where I need to gather some great inspirational quotes. Especially about looking up, breathing, or being strong. I know a lot of musical theater has some really great quotes, so does anyone have any favorites they would like to share?
Thanks!

“It is the unconquerable soul of man, not the nature of the weapon he uses, that insures victory.” - Gen. George S. Patton

During the Battle of the Bulge, upon being asked to surrender:
"To the German Commander: NUTS! The American Commander." - Gen. Anthony McCauliffe, Bastogne, Belgium Dec. 22nd, 1944

"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value." - Thomas Payne, The American Crisis

 

[blue77]

"The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'"

 

[gingerdawg]

"An oak tree is just a nut that held it's ground"