Good DARK stout names

[Herky21]

Harry Stouter

 

[DuckiesRevenge]

Maybe...

Cave dweller stout
Lights out stout
Devil's black eye
Midnight wrath
Befallen darkness

Dunno... that's what I've got for now.

 

[hogwash]

For the Deadheads:

Dark Star Stout (actually already taken by Starr Hill Brewery, with a second "r" on the end of "Star")
Black Muddy River Stout
Black Throated Wind
Black Peter's Stout (or Black Pyotr for a RIS? This one may be seen as a bit politically incorrect but it is a song name)
Dark Hollow (also used by a local commercial brewery for their bourbon barrel stout)

Other song based names:

Slippin' Into Darkness
Dark As A Dungeon
Long Black Veil
Big Black Smoke (a Kinks song) for a smoked stout

 

[bwirthlin]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

 

[sfrisby]

And ode to family guy:

Something Something Something Dauuuurk Siiiide Stout

 

[RM-MN]

Midnight Panty Raid

 

[cheezydemon3]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

Just lost my appetite for stout. Thanks a whole freaking lot.

 

[dannypo]

Fort Street Brewing in Michigan makes a stout called "Super Massive Black Hole of Deliciousness". Love the name, the beer is okay.

 

[dfc]

Harry Stouter

This might work better for a porter. "Harry Porter".

 

[fnord]

Fort Street Brewing in Michigan makes a stout called "Super Massive Black Hole of Deliciousness". Love the name, the beer is okay.

hmmm...Singularity. I've got an american stout that's bottle conditioning right now, but I think I'd rather save it for a belgian stout. Probably about time I open an Allagash black to see if I like the style.

 

[Effingbeer]

What about, "...You'll Never Go Back" Stout

Named my latest "Once You Go..." I thought appropriate for a black double IPA. Sorry, not a stout, but 30 SRM still.

 

[dlaramie08]

I named my stout " stoutstanding"

 

[TyTanium]

Black Dawn (for breakfast stout)

 

[Nugent]

The one that I like is "Back Hand of God" by Crannog Brewing in Sorrento, BC.

 

[GoodRatsBrew]

Could go with Swampwater Stout, Satan's Spunk, Necromancer's Nectar, Coalminer's Milk... Just to name a few

 

[weirdboy]

Hotblack Diesiato
Eternal Darkness
Dark Night of the Soul
Hard Day's Night
Journey to the End of Night

 

[45_70sharps]

Goex FF
For those of you that don't know, Goex makes black powder and FF would be the grade used in large bore rifles. This should be for one with a little kick to it!

 

[ThreeSheetsBrewing]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

Or work in the medical field. Dunno if I could drink something named as such.

 

[sweed]

More...
Fat lip
Monkey punch
Ghost slime
Pot belly stout
Black iron
Liquid thunder
Sampson's slugfest
Honkeytonk Bedonkadonk
Lead paint chips
Crazy trout stout
Stout goggles

Ok I'm done for now, lol

 

[TheZymurgist]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

Good lord almighty. I just googled that nastiness. I knew I probably shouldn't, but curiosity got the better of me. That is absolutely horrid. I sure hope you don't serve that to your friends...

 

[ludomonster]

Harry Stouter

Justice David Stouter

 

[JordanThomas]

Ghost.






Jay Kay.

"The ABYSS"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Blackguard Stout

 

[45_70sharps]

total eclipse

 

[iambeer]

Journey to the End of Night

(Celine) +1000. But might as well add:

Heart of Darkness

 

[weirdboy]

(Celine) +1000. But might as well add:

Heart of Darkness

Yay, someone else reads!


I thought of another one:


Black Dynamite
and if you're old school, Dolemite

 

[sendkyleanemail]

morning star stout

 

[Double_D]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

I think I just crossed stout off the list for winter. WTF?

"A shot in the Dark" maybe?

 

[ElyIrishBrew]

Night of the Living Stout. You can brew a live stout, can't you? Zombie on the label, of course.
Texas Tea Stout.
I see Black Wolf Stout was already mentioned. I'd use that, and put the wolf I photographed (it's my avatar) on the label.
Stroke of Midnight Stout, Samhain Stout, Werewolf Breath Stout or Witching Hour Stout for Halloween.
Raven's Wing Stout.
Not dark, but Weight Gain Stout (with the motto: diets are for *******.)

 

[sweed]

Oil Refinery Stout
Great Expectstoutions