Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Billy-Klubb]

Now im seriously wondering: if I took a picture of the roasted green cauliflower & spinach soup SWMBO and I made last night, could I convince people I actually made hop soup? F$%# it, why bother with the fermentation and conditioning?

this is an old picture, but...

 

[ElJefeBrews]

this is an old picture, but...

You sure do like your IPAs fresh

 

[mcspanner]

You sure do like your IPAs fresh

That's one of his stouts. I've heard that his Eepahs have to be served in a bucket to get all the hops in.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You sure do like your IPAs fresh

That's one of his stouts. I've heard that his Eepahs have to be served in a bucket to get all the hops in.

that was @m00ps English Mild.ipe:

 

[brisboy]

I made a couple of those one New Year's eve. Cap didn't shoot off, they just exploded, as desired. The 2 liter was loud but the 16 oz was much louder.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dry+ice+bomb

By the way, my story is pre-google so...

 

[m00ps]

that was @m00ps English Mild.ipe:

*chuckle*, I actually do have an English Mild with ever so slightly less hops than that

I love that Ive basically become an exaggerated caricature of myself. At least I made my mark I suppose...

 

[chisena]

Once I heard a guy at my company say, when offered a beer, "No thanks. Life's to short to drink". I wanted to kick him square in the balls so hard.

 

[Genghis]

"No thanks. Life's to short to drink".

You should have proved his point by killing him where he stood.

... ahh, that's too much. The ball kicking works well.

 

[m00ps]

hey @Billy-Klubb

what can I get with this??? Aside from berry pawnches I mean

 

[drainbamage]

hey @Billy-Klubb

what can I get with this??? Aside from berry pawnches I mean

You're a brave man putting your address out there for the rest of us to send you God-knows-what.

 

[m00ps]

You're a brave man putting your address out there for the rest of us to send you God-knows-what.

Yeah I was pretty confused when I got the letter then remembered that 20k contest. Love how he didn't put his return address on it. But I have faith in the homebrewing community that I will not be receiving any sarcastic nonsense in the future
*sarcasm*

 

[dkwolf]

Yeah I was pretty confused when I got the letter then remembered that 20k contest. Love how he didn't put his return address on it. But I have faith in the homebrewing community that I will not be receiving any sarcastic nonsense in the future
*sarcasm*

Who was it that sent the Oregon protesters a 50 gallon drum of lube?

 

[Trippel-A]

Who was it that sent the Oregon protesters a 50 gallon drum of lube?

The makers of Cards Against Humanity.

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

Fantastic game

 

[Venari]

Yeah I was pretty confused when I got the letter then remembered that 20k contest. Love how he didn't put his return address on it. But I have faith in the homebrewing community that I will not be receiving any sarcastic nonsense in the future
*sarcasm*

Surprised you didn't get an envelope full of glitter.


And...uh....for unrelated things...what was that address again?

 

[mesooohoppy]

Who was it that sent the Oregon protesters a 50 gallon drum of lube?

They also got sent a bunch of dildos.

 

[slym2none]

I saw a Budweiser commercial that claimed they make great beer.

I lol'd, anyway...

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

I saw a Budweiser commercial that claimed they make great beer.

I lol'd, anyway...

Whatever,I bet your sh*t isn't beechwood aged

 

[slym2none]

Why would I age my **** in the first place, much less beechwood age it?

I flush them fresh... like hopefully most people do.



And now were are back to being

 

[mmlipps]

At a seafood restaurant the other day exploring the beer menu. Saw an interesting local beer I had not had before. Asked the waitress what it was, she said it's really good, somewhat salty, so I ordered it. (All I really cared about was it being on the lighter side. Turns out it was a rye pale ale. Which I love, but not salty... It was also poured in a frosted glass

 

[jimdkc]

I always order my beer in restaurants, "Room temperature glass, no garnish!"

I get weird looks, but I don't care!

 

[mmlipps]

I always order my beer in restaurants, "Room temperature glass, no garnish!"

I get weird looks, but I don't care!

I look forward to when my kids start making corrections. "Daddy she poured it in a frosty cup! Oh no!"

 

[fredthecat]

I always order my beer in restaurants, "Room temperature glass, no garnish!"

I get weird looks, but I don't care!

its sad that we have to be particular when ordering to get it correct, but i do the same thing.

 

[jimdkc]

I'm shocked by how many restaurants don't even have room temperature beer glasses! Once when I requested a non-frosted glass, I was brought a glass still warm out of the dishwasher!

One time the waitress said, "All our beer glasses are frosted. Is a water glass OK?"

I said, "Yes, that would be preferable!"

 

[Billy-Klubb]

oh! beechwood! and all this time I've been using beachwood. no wonder all my beers brewed the easy way taste like a lake.

 

[drainbamage]

Mmm, driftwood aging.

 

[Redlantern]

Mmm, driftwood aging.

too funny for words .......

 

[mattsearle]

Gave a friend a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and after trying it said "that's lager not ale", I said "no it's ale mate", he said "no ales aren't fizzy". He meant carbonated, just in case 'fizzy' isn't used outside of the uk.

 

[DoctorMemory]

Gave a friend a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and after trying it said "that's lager not ale", I said "no it's ale mate", he said "no ales aren't fizzy". He meant carbonated, just in case 'fizzy' isn't used outside of the uk.

CAMRA claims another victim.

 

[WilliamSlayer]

Mmm, driftwood aging.

Good one!
Just found the name for my next beer right there! Lol.