20yo nursing student works for me tonight says she doesn't like beer. It all tastes the same. Went into the usual there's a beer for everyone spill. She follows with "I like reds apple ale"
I gagged. I tried one once just out of curiosity. I dumped it.
She followed with the fact that she doesn't like angry orchard.
Me: you, wha, uhhh, la.... nevermind.
Her: I like fruity stuff
Me: I make an ipa that's tastes like tropical fruit.
Her: is that a beer
Me:yes. It's an ale. (I previously explained that she had probably only had bmc, which are all lagers and do taste the same) a combination of the Belgian yeast and certain hops makes it taste like pineapple, passionfruit and other tropical fruits.
Her: no you dont. Beer can't taste like that. Besides. I don't like ale either. I've had octoberfest and it's an ale. I didn't like that either. Ales are gross to.
I had (insert some smirnofish drink here) last night and I drank it with a crazy staw. It was good. Everything tastes better through a crazy straw.
Defeated, I walked away.
I gagged. I tried one once just out of curiosity. I dumped it.
She followed with the fact that she doesn't like angry orchard.
Me: you, wha, uhhh, la.... nevermind.
Her: I like fruity stuff
Me: I make an ipa that's tastes like tropical fruit.
Her: is that a beer
Me:yes. It's an ale. (I previously explained that she had probably only had bmc, which are all lagers and do taste the same) a combination of the Belgian yeast and certain hops makes it taste like pineapple, passionfruit and other tropical fruits.
Her: no you dont. Beer can't taste like that. Besides. I don't like ale either. I've had octoberfest and it's an ale. I didn't like that either. Ales are gross to.
I had (insert some smirnofish drink here) last night and I drank it with a crazy staw. It was good. Everything tastes better through a crazy straw.
Defeated, I walked away.