Funny things you've overheard about beer

[mcspanner]

What's a taco?

 

[landonrone]

If you're using extracts to make your tacos you might as well just buy frozen ones from a gas station.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Bar approx. 3 min walking distance from my house has Mexican Monday: 2 pork taco's and a tall pbr for $6.

I'm buying, meet there at 6pm.

 

[Psylocide]

 

[TheCADJockey]

I think that picture just got me pregnant.

 

[1977Brewer]

Bar approx. 3 min walking distance from my house has Mexican Monday: 2 pork taco's and a tall pbr for $6.

I'm buying, meet there at 6pm.

Nothing says Mexico like a tall boy of PBR.

 

[GrogNerd]

tomorrow will be Taco Tuesday in our house

except the BigHair will be rolling up the tortillas, putting salsa verde, pepper-jack and white cheddar on them and call them "enchiladas"

but we'll know better

 

[GrogNerd]

Nothing says Mexico like a tall boy of PBR.

best Mexican restaurant around here serves SNPA

and their fajitas are gargantuan. most places serve barely enough meat for the 3 tortillas they give you. this place you have to jam the meat into 4 tortillas, there's barely enough room for cheese and you'll still have meat leftover.

 

[SnakeRidge]

That's like a turducken taco.

 

[GrogNerd]

That's like a turducken taco.

now I have the urge to make the trip to the U Street Corridor

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2013/04/04/the-u-street-taco/

 

[MarshmallowBlue]

I am confused by this but I will say yes.

It's very low on IBUs or at least perceived bitterness.

 

[1977Brewer]

best Mexican restaurant around here serves SNPA

Nothing says "Mexican joint in Virginia" like SNPA.


Modelo, suckas. Worst case, XX Amber. Although my favorite joint here has Land Shark on tap, which, ugh.

 

[Psylocide]

Nothing says "Mexican joint in Virginia" like SNPA.


Modelo, suckas. Worst case, XX Amber. Although my favorite joint here has Land Shark on tap, which, ugh.

Pacifico with a lime is my go-to.


Bring it haters.

 

[watermelon83]

Is that a brat wrapped in pizza?

 

[GrogNerd]

Nothing says "Mexican joint in Virginia" like SNPA.


Modelo, suckas. Worst case, XX Amber. Although my favorite joint here has Land Shark on tap, which, ugh.

there are no Mexicans in Virginia

we have every flavor of Hispanic except Mexican

 

[TheCADJockey]

Pacifico with a lime is my go-to.


Bring it haters.

I'll get silly on Corona w/lime on a hot day.

Frank the Tank style.

 

[1977Brewer]

Pacifico with a lime is my go-to.


Bring it haters.

Limes are for vodka tonics. Do you salt your Busch Light?

 

[Psylocide]

Limes are for vodka tonics. Do you salt your Busch Light?

Yeah... I assault Busch Light err day.

And a real man drinks Gin tonics.

 

[hunter_le five]

I want to go to there.

 

[landonrone]

It's very low on IBUs or at least perceived bitterness.

Ahh ok. I just like the way it tastes. I'm not entirely sure what the beer or the bitterness has to do with the weather when I drink it- that's why I found it funny. I'm not all too cultured I guess.

 

[landonrone]

I do know that if you use hop extract to make taco salad beer that you might as well but them frozen from a gas station. Cuz that **** ain't craft.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I want to go Live there.

ftfy

 

[Psylocide]

If you're using extracts to make your tacos you might as well just buy frozen ones from a gas station.

I do know that if you use hop extract to make taco salad beer that you might as well but them frozen from a gas station. Cuz that **** ain't craft.

 

[drainbamage]

That looks like an abomination.

A delicious, delicious abomination.

 

[landonrone]

I'm telling you- that is the ONLY thing I know.

 

[wstbrewing]

Today I was pouring Homebrew at a beerfest and on one of my many breaks I cruised over to the Redhook booth. I asked the server "what is Game Changer?" And he replied "it's an ale." The question must have shown on my face because he clarified "you know, not an IPA. Just a regular ale."

I will admit, his answer beats the one that I received this weekend at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Game Changer is the special of the month on tap. It says so right there on the menu.
I asked my waiter, "What is a Game Changer?"
and his exact words were, "My friend, that is a beer."

My wife just broke down laughing...
I wanted to cry...

 

[unviewtiful]

I will admit, his answer beats the one that I received this weekend at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Game Changer is the special of the month on tap. It says so right there on the menu.
I asked my waiter, "What is a Game Changer?"
and his exact words were, "My friend, that is a beer."

My wife just broke down laughing...
I wanted to cry...

At a casino bar in Vegas, I ask the bartender "What kind of beer do you have other than BMC?"
His reply was "Oh, we got everything"
Thought to myself "Uh... no you don't" and stopped him when he got to SNPA.

 

[Kirkwooder]

I've eaten a lot of tacos, and none of them ever looked like that! That would scare me!

 

[Zepth]

Oh man, so many tacos. Wrap it in a tortilla, I'll eat it. Meat origin has no bearing, as long as it's cooked right and the sauce is good.

This. I became a fan of the breakfast wrap a long time ago. Leftover meat, couple eggs, cheese, sauce du jour and it magically becomes breakfast.

I'm not particular about the type of bread the meat is wrapped in

soft or hard shell corn or flour tortilla, pita, wonder bread, crescent roll, biscuit or bagel

it's all yum

I just made up 2 lbs of (now) seasoned ground pork. This is a serious contender for leftovers tomorrow.

 

[dkwolf]

This. I became a fan of the breakfast wrap a long time ago. Leftover meat, couple eggs, cheese, sauce du jour and it magically becomes breakfast.

I just made up 2 lbs of (now) seasoned ground pork. This is a serious contender for leftovers tomorrow.

I kind of wonder if the author of a webcomic I follow (Questionable Content) is a member here...

This shirt popped up in his online store today:

It's always taco night somewhere