Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Melana]

I thought you were joking. Then I found a cached version of the article...hooooooly crap.

can you copy/paste it? please?

 

[hunter_le five]

can you copy/paste it? please?

Here you go

 

[JonM]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8GwT7ZotCg[/ame]

 

[Hordeum]

Was watching the thanksgiving Duck Dynasty episode with my son, Kaye and Korrie are deep frying a turkey. My son asks if they are making turkey flavored beer...

 

[drainbamage]

Here you go

That's the one. Thanks Hunter.

PS: I also like the headline link at the bottom of the page calling her the "Jenny McCarthy of food". Spot-on.

PPS: Now that I've seen her pic, she is kind of a babe. That doesn't excuse (that much) stupid though.

 

[NickTheGreat]

That's ******* crazy!

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

It's one thing to be on a smear campaign against something...

...It's quite another to just be abhorrently stupid.

 

[JonM]

I love how she ran some stupid petition to get Anheuser-Busch to disclose its ingredients. A-B responded (laughing all the way, I'm sure) by telling her that their beer contains water, barley, rice, hops and yeast.

This dip&*^t and her minions proceeded to celebrate like they had just won the Super Bowl. :smack:

 

[Melana]

That woman is bat sh!t crazy!

 

[hunter_le five]

I love how she ran some stupid petition to get Anheuser-Busch to disclose its ingredients. A-B responded (laughing all the way, I'm sure) by telling her that their beer contains water, barley, rice, hops and yeast.

This dip&*^t and her minions proceeded to celebrate like they had just won the Super Bowl. :smack:

That was a good one.

It's even funnier that "hops, rice, and barley" are already listed on the can, and while "water" and "yeast" were omitted, it was pretty safe to assume those were in there already.

 

[DrunkleJon]

They were just saying that their water and yeast do not go through the same "choicest" processes as the barley, rice and hops do.

 

[fuzzy2133]

I love how she ran some stupid petition to get Anheuser-Busch to disclose its ingredients. A-B responded (laughing all the way, I'm sure) by telling her that their beer contains water, barley, rice, hops and yeast.

This dip&*^t and her minions proceeded to celebrate like they had just won the Super Bowl. :smack:

A-B took it one step further and invited her to the St. Louis brewery for a tour. Supposedly she went and never wrote a follow up post like she claimed she would. Too bad she didn't "trip" and fall into a fermenter during filling...

 

[j1n]

I love how she ran some stupid petition to get Anheuser-Busch to disclose its ingredients. A-B responded (laughing all the way, I'm sure) by telling her that their beer contains water, barley, rice, hops and yeast.

This dip&*^t and her minions proceeded to celebrate like they had just won the Super Bowl. :smack:

Lol i remember that idiot. rustled my jimmies a bit.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

if you say "Hitler" or "Satan" near beer it becomes Near Beer. oddly when you say "Beelzebub" around beer, it gets stronger as though you aged it. also, if you say, "The Devils' own Blaecorn craps Skittles!" around beer it become a fruit Lambic.

 

[t_hubbard]

Man, how can someone be into FLAVOR so much that they make a mean bbq, but drink american lager and believe there is a taste difference based on can size?!? Give that man a homebrew!

Haha I did, had a porter on me. He said "it tastes like one of those boutique beers". With the way he said it, I don't think he meant that as a compliment.....

 

[mcbaumannerb]

if you say "Hitler" or "Satan" near beer it becomes Near Beer. oddly when you say "Beelzebub" around beer, it gets stronger as though you aged it. also, if you say, "The Devils' own Blaecorn craps Skittles!" around beer it become a fruit Lambic.

and if you whisper 'cold as the rockies' next to a glass of water, it will turn into Coors light (not that you would be able to tell the difference)

 

[Billy-Klubb]

and if you whisper 'cold as the rockies' next to a glass of water, it will turn into Coors light (not that you would be able to tell the difference)

I did that next to a cup of cawfeh once. it didn't turn out so good.

 

[unionrdr]

Yeah, I couldn't taste the coffee. Just tasted like some sweetish warm stuff...

 

[drainbamage]

and if you whisper 'cold as the rockies' next to a glass of water, it will turn into Coors light (not that you would be able to tell the difference)

That's ok, just yell "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" at it and the Coors Light turns into wine.

 

[ubnserved]

Here you go

Quote from foodbabe....
"When’s the last time you used a microwave?*At my house, I still have a microwave, but I never turn it on. I use it for the timer feature and that’s about it. If you have any suggestions on how I could use this space above my oven in an aesthetically pleasing way, I’m open to suggestions!"

Foodbabe? What a nut job. Now I know why I have never heard of it. I have a suggestion for the space above your stove.... 1. Remove microwave. 2. Get a rope and hang it above your stove. 3. Remove yourself from this earth so your absolute idiocy is not spread to the not so smart people.
This person is so out of whack that she doesn't even have historical facts correct. It wasn't until after the war that it was discovered (by accident) that food could be heated by radar waves and it certainly wasn't the Germans. :smack:

 

[krackin]

they kicked me out of the ethanol plant here for trying to steal their truck and yelling, "I got your sweet sweet ethanol!". or maybe that was just a dream? either way, I know it wasn't an anhydrous ammonia truck.

Where did you want the ammonia again?

 

[krackin]

Here Satan, Hitler, Mao and Pete
Curse that Ammonia,
Make it IPA Stout so Sweet

 

[flars]

A-B took it one step further and invited her to the St. Louis brewery for a tour. Supposedly she went and never wrote a follow up post like she claimed she would. Too bad she didn't "trip" and fall into a fermenter during filling...

Skunked beer.

 

[lolznrofls]

skunked beer.

lmao!!! +1

 

[watermelon83]

I nearly lol'ed when said it, but the local craft beer store sales guy recommended cellaring one of the iipa's I had cradled.

 

[ruger988]

I nearly lol'ed when said it, but the local craft beer store sales guy recommended cellaring one of the iipa's I had cradled.

Why not? Had a bomber of the first ever batch of 120min a few weeks ago and it was ****ign amazing. No longer an IIPA, much more of a Barleywine, but amazing none the less. Many IIPAs evolve well over time.

 

[forstmeister]

Why not? Had a bomber of the first ever batch of 120min a few weeks ago and it was ****ign amazing. No longer an IIPA, much more of a Barleywine, but amazing none the less. Many IIPAs evolve well over time.

Most imperial ipa are brewed to be consumed fresh. Many don't have the right hop to malt balance to age well.

DFH 120 is an exception to that rule

 

[Kirkwooder]

I think that someone needs to buy Food Babe some "adult Entertainment Devise" if you get my meaning! AKA vibrator

 

[W0GWT]

I had another "Do you make it in the bathtub?" comment today... That **** is getting old fast, especially because it's always accompanied by a jaunty smile because they think they're being original or clever.

I wanna floccing punch people when they say that.

 

[Kirkwooder]

I had another "Do you make it in the bathtub?" comment today... That **** is getting old fast, especially because it's always accompanied by a jaunty smile because they think they're being original or clever.

I wanna floccing punch people when they say that.

That's when you say "Well yeah. I ain't going to need another bath for at least a month any how."