Funny things you've overheard about beer

[ABVIBUSRM]

lolz. I should've known that one would come up...

Its actually the funniest thing ever heard about beer. cheers

 

[Peruvian802]

I was talking to the eventual father in law:

Arranged marriage?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

let's get back to this multi-story beer funnel. I think it would be a good idea to put a 1" king nipple & ball valve on the end. what should the first run be? I'm thinking either RIS or Ol' E.

 

[unionrdr]

It definitely needs a valve on the user end. Imagine how much beer it'd take to fill that thing?! Bllllaaaarff!

 

[TheCADJockey]

Our first run on it was Guinness to get it the funk out of our cooler. Now that I think of it, I wonder if you could Freedom Funnel alternating beers like a black and tan. Neat.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Arranged marriage?

Haha. 15 years of dating his daughter... no wedding in sight yet

 

[n240sxguy]

Nah, the mindset of those who would use a multiple story beer bong is the same one that uses nose grease to kill the head. Head retention does not matter, so just run some veggie oil through it first

I just threw up in my mouth.


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[TheCADJockey]

I just threw up in my mouth.


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That's a good place to do it. It's quite hard to get half digested chunks of steak out of a Freedom Funnel.

 

[rlmiller10]

Nah, the mindset of those who would use a multiple story beer bong is the same one that uses nose grease to kill the head. Head retention does not matter, so just run some veggie oil through it first

Besides that veggie oil would help coat the stomach for that gallon or two of swill that will descend the hose and fill the stomach in approximately 8.2 seconds.

 

[BreezyBrew]

We need some kind of corny keg post to 1' Adapter so once the Funnel was full you could hook it up to a full corny keg, and crank it to 30 psi when the soon to be anhilated receiver says go.

More power!!

 

[number40fan]

I thought about a ball valve, but was worried about creating foam from the transition of hose to barb to valve.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

we could do 8' of 30" pipe, a 30" by 20" eccentric reducer (to keep it close to the wall), 8'4" of 20" pipe with a 20" by 8" eccentric reducer, then we can make an 8" by 1 1/2" concentric reducer @ 18" long reducing at 10" with a 1 1/2" thread o-let/close nipple/ball valve/threaded king nipple on the end to connect the drinking hose to. I can make a set of flanges for a butterfly valve to go between the concentric and eccentric reducer and turn it into a Randal for that extra hop punch. we'll need to make a lid for the 30" end so birds don't fall in.

 

[hunter_le five]

"HomeBrew Talk Presents: Building a Better Beer Bong"

Now there's a front-page article I'd like to read on this site

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"HomeBrew Talk Presents: Building a Better Beer Bong"

Now there's a front-page article I'd like to read on this site

I bet we could make one out of a conical.

 

[drainbamage]

I think you found your next video review, BK.

 

[n240sxguy]

we could do 8' of 30" pipe, a 30" by 20" eccentric reducer (to keep it close to the wall), 8'4" of 20" pipe with a 20" by 8" eccentric reducer, then we can make an 8" by 1 1/2" concentric reducer @ 18" long reducing at 10" with a 1 1/2" thread o-let/close nipple/ball valve/threaded king nipple on the end to connect the drinking hose to. I can make a set of flanges for a butterfly valve to go between the concentric and eccentric reducer and turn it into a Randal for that extra hop punch. we'll need to make a lid for the 30" end so birds don't fall in.

If you want any of that in pvc, swing by my work and we'll work it out.


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[Brettomomyces]

we'll need to make a lid for the 30" end so birds don't fall in.

:fro:

 

[number40fan]

That much reduction with that much weight on top will turn it into a pressure washer. We'd better start thinking about a hose shoved up the nose and into the stomach to relieve air while being forced fed that much beer, that fast!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

That much reduction with that much weight on top will turn it into a pressure washer. We'd better start thinking about a hose shoved up the nose and into the stomach to relieve air while being forced fed that much beer, that fast!

the flow will slow when pushed through the 8x1 1/2 Randal. that's gonna be a lot of hops.

 

[n240sxguy]

That much reduction with that much weight on top will turn it into a pressure washer. We'd better start thinking about a hose shoved up the nose and into the stomach to relieve air while being forced fed that much beer, that fast!

With that diameter it's gonna be like a fire hose. That'll flow about 100 gpm.


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[Barley_Bob]

Let's be realistic here, guys - with this much beer blasting under this much pressure, it just isn't feasible to expect one person to funnel all of it. What we're going to need is long line of eager college co-eds!

 

[n240sxguy]

Put a multi hose head on it. Like a big hookah.


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[Black Island Brewer]

Put a multi hose head on it. Like a big hookah.


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He he he... He said "head".

 

[drainbamage]

Put a multi hose head on it. Like a big hookah.


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I actually have seen that sold somewhere. Necessity is the mother of invention...or something like that.

 

[n240sxguy]

I actually have seen that sold somewhere. Necessity is the mother of invention...or something like that.

I've seen them around the beach in Florida before. Like a coat rack with a funnel and 4-5 hoses.


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[Leubega]

We had an octo-bong with 20 foot hoses (3/4" diameter) that each had release valves. Was a thing of beauty for houseboat trips

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

What we're going to need is long line of eager college co-eds!

Where is the downside????


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[brandonman]

In the same vein, I'm building a drinking helmet that I was going to bust out at our party tonight, but it ended up cancelling. I'm really depressed

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I've seen them around the beach in Florida before. Like a coat rack with a funnel and 4-5 hoses.


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saw one of those at Spencers today. and a flask that said, "Cheer up, f*** face!"

 

[watermelon83]

the flow will slow when pushed through the 8x1 1/2 Randal. that's gonna be a lot of hops.

The aroma