Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Peruvian802]

Possum?

 

[unionrdr]

With a side of bull cookies!

 

[Mojzis]

Possum?

Like a Possum.

 

[hunter_le five]

You guys are idiots, he obviously means pterodactyl.


Sent from my iPad using Home Brew

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

You guys are idiots, he obviously means pterodactyl.


Sent from my iPad using Home Brew

Awwww. And here I thought he meant pedantic.


Sent from somewhere to someone

 

[unionrdr]

Nah, I got it! Pussius Unbelievabalus!

 

[BeerGrylls]

You obviously socially castrate idiotic BMC'ers with.. Pediococcus

 

[drainbamage]

Pretty sure he was talking about a piledriver.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

good try guys, but it's pterodactyl. nothing breaks down a macho ego like being called a pterodactyl. I made a MMA guy cry in front of his woman in a bar because I busted out the "pterodactyl".

 

[GonZolaB]

Dude!

 

[troy2000]

Princess

Close enough....

 

[Zepth]

Gotta be "phyllo." That thin Greek pastry. Crumbly, weak, no structural integrity. Man, you haven't seen me rampage like the last time someone mocked my structural integrity.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Went in today to swap an ancient co2 tank for a new one and was telling the guy what I had on tap- cherry wheat and apfelwein. He looks at me and goes "cherry weed? That sounds awesome!"
Is that dry hopped to get the cherry flavor?

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

No sir. It's hopped with the random assortment of weeds surrounding the cherry tree.

 

[drainbamage]

No sir. It's hopped with the random assortment of weeds surrounding the cherry tree.

Cherry dandelion wine?

Now that sounds good!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

The only things around my sugar pear trees are yellow jackets. That doesn't sounds good to dry hop with or throw in the boil.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

The only things around my sugar pear trees are yellow jackets. That doesn't sounds good to dry hop with or throw in the boil.

floccin' pterodactyl.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

floccin' pterodactyl.

Hahaha. My bad.

I forgot, you dry hop with alligators and such.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

The only things around my sugar pear trees are yellow jackets. That doesn't sounds good to dry hop with or throw in the boil.

Do you need to do a protein rest when mashing yellow jackets?

 

[wobrien]

Do you need to do a protein rest when mashing yellow jackets?

You don't NEED to. Today's yellow jackets are highly modified.

 

[DrunkleJon]

You don't NEED to. Today's yellow jackets are highly modified.

Oh, so they are africanized? Or are they those evil huge ones from Japan that can carry off cats and some small children?

 

[unionrdr]

I saw those Japanese ones on Fox 8 last June or so. Daaaayyyooom! My wife said they looked like the ones in Fallout 3! I see the Africanized bees around here, but not as much as before that virus came through the area some years ago that wiped out a lot of the beekeepers I used to work with. Used to be a lot of fresh honey for sale around here. Not so now.

 

[Hamaki]

Virus wiped out the beekeepers, you say? I take it beekeeping attracts individuals with the immune system of a pterodactyl.

Edit: No offense to beekeepers intended - I've got hives myself (and they are uncomfortable!)

 

[unionrdr]

The bees were wiped out. The beekeepers gave up, from what they were telling me at work about back then. Damn shame. I wanted to brew with some fine local honey. Raw (unpasteurized) wildflower honey is my favorite, especially with any sort of herbal teas. It perks up the flavor of the tea's constituents. So I figured it'd be great for a hefe or something that's floral to start with, like Bavarian hefe's. Honey production around here is still off compared to what it was.

 

[DrunkleJon]

If you do not know what type we are referring to this is it.

Ahhhhh!!! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

 

[unionrdr]

Yup. That's the one! Beezilla! OOoh no...there goes Tokyo, go go beezilla!:rockin:

 

[wobrien]

If you do not know what type we are referring to this is it.

Ahhhhh!!! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Floc that

 

[BeerGrylls]

If you do not know what type we are referring to this is it.

Ahhhhh!!! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

I'll just leave his here. Godzilla and Japanese hornets according to The Oatmeal http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Mhvzhvg

 

[unionrdr]

Lolz. Good one! I'm hearing Beaky Buzzard here...Nooohohooo no no! "I'm bringin' home a baby bungle bee, ahhh loopa loopa loop ah loop ah loop..."...

 

[Renegades_Brew]

I'll just leave his here. Godzilla and Japanese hornets according to The Oatmeal http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Mhvzhvg