Funny things you've overheard about beer

[afro_lou]

It's like a rabid wolverine in a wood chipper

 

[beernbourbon]

Bahahaha!!! Now THAT is funny. Thank goodness for the app on my phone!!!

 

[BigMack]

way I hear, Wales is like the Wyoming of the UK: where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

I think maybe the sheep are more nervous than scared; always looking over their shoulders

Fun fact, zippers have fallen out of style in Wales in favor of the button fly due to the fact that sheep have very good hearing.

 

[1977Brewer]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

I haven't laughed at anything in this thread, like ever.

I'm in tears.

 

[drainbamage]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

Wow...I was expecting some weirdness and that still caught me off guard!

So, are you passing this on from personal experience, or...?

 

[Psylocide]

Wow...I was expecting some weirdness and that still caught me off guard!

So, are you passing this on from personal experience, or...?

"Honey, why are grapefruits on the grocery list?"

"I posted a link to your facebook page."

 

[drainbamage]

"Honey, why are grapefruits on the grocery list?"

"I posted a link to your facebook page."

I considered letting SWMBO watch it, just to see her reaction, except I know it would be something along the lines of "don't you guys ever talk about f***ing beer?"

 

[Psylocide]

"don't you guys ever talk about f***ing beer?"

F***ing beer? No.

Grapefruits on the other hand...

 

[JonM]

Punch me in the face for clicking on that.

 

[drainbamage]

F***ing beer? No.

Grapefruits on the other hand...

Why not both?

 

[Psylocide]

For anyone that doesn't want to click on the **** link... the audio in this dramatic reenactment sums it up nicely.

 

[dkwolf]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

Sweet mother of jeebus...

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

Hat off to you sir! Thread should be shut down now...

 

[WesleyS]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

When the aliens finally decide to share with us the technology that allows memories to be erased, clicking on that link and viewing that video will be at the top of my list of memories to go.

 

[phug]

I considered letting SWMBO watch it, just to see her reaction, except I know it would be something along the lines of "don't you guys ever talk about f***ing beer?"

My wife showed me the video a few months back

 

[afro_lou]

My wife showed me the video a few months back

Well luuuuuuucky you

 

[biochemedic]

Why not both?

For me, at least, the opening on that would be way too small....and I don't even want to think about using the canned version!

 

[Trippel-A]

I use the audio from the grapefruit technique as my ring tone. It sounds like Walking Dead zombies are attacking.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Or just use the "grapefruit technique."

https://youtu.be/enrlFHzPVaQ ****, and you have to watch to the end with the sound ON.

I was not prepared emotionally to see that.

 

[unionrdr]

For anyone that doesn't want to click on the **** link... the audio in this dramatic reenactment sums it up nicely.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54SvkgQ04A#t=11

Me when they tell me the free music in my video ain't!

 

[drainbamage]

Me when they tell me the free music in my video ain't!

Hopefully you don't do what was in the other video...

 

[DrunkleJon]

Hopefully you don't do what was in the other video...

Though we wouldn't judge you if you did. Equal opportunity fair place that this is and all. My coworkers lost it when they saw/heard that one

 

[Bosh]

The good thing about makgeolli (Korean sour rice beer) is that all Koreans are familiar with the concept of yeast on the bottom of a bottle of homebrew and have no problem with it.

The bad thing about makgeolli (KOrean sour rice beer) is that if you hand some Koreans a bottle of homebrew the first thing they do is turn it upside down and shake it to try to rouse up the yeast like you should do before you pour makgeolli.

 

[unionrdr]

Hopefully you don't do what was in the other video...

Though we wouldn't judge you if you did. Equal opportunity fair place that this is and all. My coworkers lost it when they saw/heard that one

I remember the video in question, now that I re-watched it...oh my jebus lord...I got a better place to stick it...then some nightly fruiting......then, of course, she gives the obligatory, " give me a tetanus shot before you stick me with that rusty friggin' thing"!

 

[GrogNerd]

last night at brew club meeting

forget who brought it, but one of the beers started a discussion on the various tastes of vomit when you eat different stuff

me: holy crap, dudes... do you guys really sit there and ponder the flavor profile after you puke?

 

[TheCADJockey]

me: holy crap, dudes... do you guys really sit there and ponder the flavor profile after you puke?

Ever throw up a bag of Dorito's and about a gallon of Labatt Blue after taking some pain killers? There are no words to describe how foul...

 

[fuzzy2133]

me: holy crap, dudes... do you guys really sit there and ponder the flavor profile after you puke?

Not much to do until you are done puking and can wash out your mouth.

Maybe this belongs in the know when you are a home brewer thread?

 

[GrogNerd]

I understand there is not much you can do, but one of the things you don't have to do is concentrate on the taste

 

[TexasDroughtBrewery]

Stouts are the beer you get from the bottom of the barrel, and light beer is served from the top of the barrel. This guy really believed this.

 

[cyanmonkey]

Stouts are the beer you get from the bottom of the barrel, and light beer is served from the top of the barrel. This guy really believed this.

I think he's confused by crude oil refining.