Funny things you've overheard about beer

[cpl-america]

+1

 

[Teromous]

That you need 2 burners to do an all grain batch; worst part is that came from one of the workers at one of my LHBS I used to go to. :smack:

WOOOHOOO reason to buy another burner!

 

[BadMrFrosty]

Someone came into the store yesterday and told me "Beer will save the world". Huh who knew?

Cheers
Jay

It already did and more than once.

 

[unionrdr]

Yup,the solution to,& the cause of,most of lifes problems...! I see you're in Prague. My relatives are in Bratislava,Slovakia.

 

[GrogNerd]

who for subject of the sentence, whom for object

who is brewing with whom?

 

[unionrdr]

^Me,myself & I.

 

[finsfan]

dear god, get back on the rails thread!

 

[unionrdr]

aaaawww,I never gidda have any fun... I mean geez,it IS Friday...

 

[GrogNerd]

statistics

economics

grammar

next up: history or geography?

 

[mcspanner]

dear god, get back on the rails thread!

Just wondering, if I post a thread about staying on topic in threads and that gets derailed will that create a paradox and end the universe as we know it?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

okay ... didn't hear this, but at least it is getting closer to topic ...

Signs That You Are Too Drunk


1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Job interfering with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence???

9. Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT's a drinking problem!

10. You can focus better with one eye closed.

 

[finsfan]

statistics

economics

grammar

next up: history or geography?

NOOOOOOOOO!

So last week I had lunch with my dad and I was telling him how I was glad my Grandpa has learned to like good beer. My dad on the other hand is stuck on bud light. My dad tells me that he thinks grandpas taste buds are fading and thats why he likes porters and stouts now because they have more flavor and he can taste beer otherwise. Mind you, he was talking about buffalo sweat, a cream ale stout! My dad then goes on to say that he cant handle those bitter beers :smack:

 

[fuzzy2133]

Just wondering, if I post a thread about staying on topic in threads and that gets derailed will that create a paradox and end the universe as we know it?

No; beer will save the universe!

 

[unionrdr]

Hmmm...well,@ 57,I can say that if anything,my tasting abilities are improving. Or maybe my beers are just getting better??

 

[Billy-Klubb]

this morning from a new co-worker on the night shift:
him - gotta wait for the sun to come up so I can play Frisbee golf & get drunk.
me-you a beer drinker?
him- yeah.
me- what kind of beer do you like?
him- Coors Light. you like beer?
me- yeah. I brew beer.
him-whoa! is it like whiskey?
me- no.

at no point, though, did he ask if I could brew Coors Light. and he sounded genuinely interested and was naming some of the different beers he's tried & liked.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

It could be worse. I once derailed a thread for two days with an argument about the proper use of the word whom.

Whom for smart and important, who for casual.

Anyway, the answer is easy. "Whom" if the answer would be "him" or "her." "Who" if the answer would be "he" or "she." Case closed.

who for subject of the sentence, whom for object

who is brewing with whom?

Oh god, it's happening again

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Oh god, it's happening again

iternets: it will always happen again.

 

[WesleyS]

statistics

economics

grammar

next up: history or geography?

I'll take geography for $400.

 

[mcspanner]

I'll take geography for $400.

Really? I'll take anal bum cover for $7000

 

[JonM]

I'll take Ape ******* for $500.

 

[coolharry]

Ill take the penis mightier for $500.

 

[freshhoarse]

Are you selling penis mightiers?!?

 

[Dave37]

Ill take the rapists for 200 alex.

 

[MaxStout]

me- yeah. I brew beer.
him-whoa! is it like whiskey?

 

[finsfan]

:smack:

 

[WesleyS]

Really? I'll take anal bum cover for $7000

I'll take Ape ******* for $500.

Ill take the penis mightier for $500.

Ill take the rapists for 200 alex.

I knew I was around the right crowd.

 

[gcdowd]

I knew I was around the right crowd.

I'll take Swords for 400

 

[emjay]

NOOOOOOOOO!

So last week I had lunch with my dad and I was telling him how I was glad my Grandpa has learned to like good beer. My dad on the other hand is stuck on bud light. My dad tells me that he thinks grandpas taste buds are fading and thats why he likes porters and stouts now because they have more flavor and he can taste beer otherwise. Mind you, he was talking about buffalo sweat, a cream ale stout! My dad then goes on to say that he cant handle those bitter beers :smack:

WTF is a cream ale stout? Going by the name of the beer I'm guessing you mean milk stout (aka sweet stout, and, granted, occasionally referred to by the brewer of a given beer as simply "cream stout")? But a "cream ale" is something very specific, and specifically very different from anything that could ever be called a stout.

 

[Dave37]

WTF is a cream ale stout? Going by the name of the beer I'm guessing you mean milk stout (aka sweet stout, and, granted, occasionally referred to by the brewer of a given beer as simply "cream stout")? But a "cream ale" is something very specific, and specifically very different from anything that could ever be called a stout.

^^^^^ well actually.

 

[Keith66]

Oh, as in like "HOOM," haha! For some reason, I read that as pronounced like "wom" and was like, "'Wom'? WTF is a 'wom'?"

Anyway, the answer is easy. "Whom" if the answer would be "him" or "her." "Who" if the answer would be "he" or "she." Case closed.

Thinking to self: "I want to correct them SO BADLY, BUT DON'T GO THERE! IT'S NOT FUNNY, AND IT'S NOT ABOUT BEER!" There, there... have another Maibock and it'll be all better.