Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Keith66]

JoeyChopps, GrogNerd, and all the rest of you who volunteered to risk your life for my freedom, THANK YOU!!!

 

[CGVT]

We'd call Budweiser "Diesel" in college. It seemed funny at the time, but like a lot of things we did, seems really stupid, now.

Leaded (Bud) Unleaded (some form of light beer)

 

[GrogNerd]

JoeyChopps, GrogNerd, and all the rest of you who volunteered to risk your life for my freedom, THANK YOU!!!

and thank you for enjoying that freedom!

 

[Halbrust]

"There's yeast in there!?!"
My BIL said in disgust about a bottle of commercial hef.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Leaded (Bud) Unleaded (some form of light beer)

we always just said Bud & Bud Light. now's its Bud or Bud Heavy. that is what BMC did to 'Mrca.

JoeyChopps, GrogNerd, and all the rest of you who volunteered to risk your life for my freedom, THANK YOU!!!

big ditto!

and thank you for enjoying that freedom!

I do every day and remember why I can every day!

 

[jhoneycutt]

Grogg, chops, y'all got cheated. Our unit got 1, yes that's right 1, "real" beer a piece during the Super Bowl if you were able to somehow watch it. That was the hard part though.

 

[GrogNerd]

Grogg, chops, y'all got cheated. Our unit got 1, yes that's right 1, "real" beer a piece during the Super Bowl if you were able to somehow watch it. That was the hard part though.

we were floating around in the Gulf during the Super Bowl (in fact, had been floating since departing Charleston Dec 30th and would not stop floating until Mar 15th. 75 days underway)

AFR/TS was broadcasting the game, picked up by the USS Roosevelt, who then radioed updates to the combat air patrols. we listened in on those updates

some assknob thought it was funny to yell "it's GOOD!" over the air after Norwood's failed FG attempt

 

[jtbrewcrafter]

I got a laugh from hearing Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio call Natty Light a craft brew yesterday. Lol.

 

[amfukuda]

I got a laugh from hearing Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio call Natty Light a craft brew yesterday. Lol.

I'd like to hear anybody defend that statement

 

[rahnershine]

I got a laugh from hearing Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio call Natty Light a craft brew yesterday. Lol.

Perhaps he meant "crap brew."

 

[drainbamage]

I'd like to hear anybody defend that statement

Well actually...

...no, sorry. I've got nothing.

 

[amfukuda]

Not really a funny story but I thought this was funny

 

[MarkInBuffalo]

Not really a funny story but I thought this was funny

Hilarious. I'm constantly on twitter searching the keyword: "homebrew". Saw this from that guy the other day.

 

[logan3825]

If I did that to my wife she would kill me.

 

[Onkel_Udo]

If I did that to my wife she would kill me.

Right up until we sold our house in Tulsa (rented it out for 5 years first) it still had explosive overflow gunk in the ceiling in the kitchen...I just painted over it because apparently if you leave it up there long enough it become harder than drywall.

Apparently 60% wheat beer with honey and a 2L starter is a little too active for a 7 gal bucket with 5.5 gal of beer. Clogged the 3/4" blow-off tube and deposited splatter on the ceiling and two walls.

 

[logan3825]

Right up until we sold our house in Tulsa (rented it out for 5 years first) it still had explosive overflow gunk in the ceiling in the kitchen...I just painted over it because apparently if you leave it up there long enough it become harder than drywall.

Apparently 60% wheat beer with honey and a 2L starter is a little too active for a 7 gal bucket with 5.5 gal of beer. Clogged the 3/4" blow-off tube and deposited splatter on the ceiling and two walls.

If I laid on the floor like that and pretended to be dead my wife would kill me.

 

[GrogNerd]

reminds me of the pic of Jesse Pinkman that Hank used to scare Huell

 

[kombat]

reminds me of the pic of Jesse Pinkman that Hank used to scare Huell

Yup. And then Walt led them right to his money. I'm surprised he fell for that, I figured Walt was smarter than that.

 

[GrogNerd]

I'm not the best at keeping things OnT, but we can discuss the he!! out of this YEAH! B*TCH! over at the Breaking Bad thread

 

[user 157712]

Out for lunch the other day with a couple of guys from work and got on the subject of beer. One of them is talking about a family party over the weekend..."they didn't even have bud light. It was all straight Budweiser. Let me tell you, if you're not used to the real stuff it'll kick your a$$...well it's a lager you know."...:smack: The rest nod in agreement as I just hang my head. I wanted to interrupt but it was just way to good just taking it all in.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When I turned 21 I bought a case of Yuengling straight away. My grandfather drinks almost exclusively Busch Light, so his first words when he saw the case of Yuengling was "Who the hell bought this dark stuff?"
A few years later I let him try some Arrogant Bastard...he didn't seem to care for it haha.

 

[user 157712]

ha ha!...last time my dad stopped over I offered him one of my blonde ales to which he responded "Uh I don't know...that looks a little too dark for me". As a note, he typically drinks PBR on ice...

 

[jhoneycutt]

ha ha!...last time my dad stopped over I offered him one of my blonde ales to which he responded "Uh I don't know...that looks a little too dark for me". As a note, he typically drinks PBR on ice...

On ice?

 

[NuclearRich]

On ice?

+1
Wtf?

 

[user 157712]

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[fuzzy2133]

ha ha!...last time my dad stopped over I offered him one of my blonde ales to which he responded "Uh I don't know...that looks a little too dark for me". As a note, he typically drinks PBR on ice...

LMAO
That is some really hard core dedication right there!!!

 

[user 157712]

Ya the whole PBR thing was kind of a joke amongst family members...and then one day he started drinking it on ice...and I have no explanation :smack:

 

[jhoneycutt]

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Awww you have nothing to be ashamed of, it's not your fault. Lol

 

[user 157712]

thanks...still not quite sure where I got the brewing gene from.

 

[jhoneycutt]

thanks...still not quite sure where I got the brewing gene from.

Does anyone in your family have hobbies where they make stuff? Probably that... Mine were/are carpenters. I can't even cut a straight line so I brew beer lol.