Funny Things Billy-Klubb Should Say About Beer in Public

[Fedora]

What do we got?
Steel toed sneakers!

What do we do?
Beat the shyt outta you!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

IPAs were created during a hop shortage. Brewers started adding pine trees, mangoes, and grapefruits to mimic the hop flavors. But they added too much and made a new style of beer. They are super strong because of the pine trees making turpentine in the beer. If you drink too many of them, you'll go blind.

 

[MaxStout]

Or stomp...

 

[lschiavo]

The stomping does not match the beat...very disturbing.

Watch the beat!

 

[Psylocide]

ipe:

This hipster smiley is missing half his mustache.

 

[1977Brewer]

The stomping does not match the beat...very disturbing.

Watch the beat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQUuYY87fA

Step up sucker.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

This hipster smiley is missing half his mustache.

you're missing your Daisy Duke cut-offs with the unicorn patches sewn on the back pockets. wait... no you're not.ipe:

 

[Psylocide]

you're missing your Daisy Duke cut-offs with the unicorn patches sewn on the back pockets. wait... no you're not.ipe:

I appreciate you letting me borrow them.

Don't worry, I'll return them unwashed, as requested.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I appreciate you letting me borrow them.

Don't worry, I'll return them unwashed, as requested.

thanks, buddy! you can keep the bright pink baby doll shirt though. it clashes with my leg warmers.

 

[lschiavo]

Step up sucker.

I'M THE MAN! I'M BAD!

Couldn't help myself.

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

IPAs were created during a hop shortage. Brewers started adding pine trees, mangoes, and grapefruits to mimic the hop flavors. But they added too much and made a new style of beer. They are super strong because of the pine trees making turpentine in the beer. If you drink too many of them, you'll go blind.

or your teeth will just fall out

 

[unionrdr]

All the while yellin' I'm a king bee, can buzz all night long!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

In a loud voice say "I am the lizard king, I can do anything, raise your hands if you understand!" Then chug a beer, take a bow & run away laughing. Doing this in front of a cop earns extra points.
Regards, GF.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

In a loud voice say "I am the lizard king, I can do anything, raise your hands if you understand!" Then chug a beer, take a bow & run away laughing. Doing this in front of a cop earns extra points.
Regards, GF.

that's how I got kicked out of youth group!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

that's how I got kicked out of youth group!

You thought that was why, but really it was because you were 35 and trolling for 14 year old boys.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Stand beside someone at a bus stop & start off a conversation with "Beer makes me pee..." See how things devolve from there. When the bus gets there, don't get on, just stand there & wave while holding your crotch. Be sure you have a BIG smile.
Regards, GF.

 

[jimdkc]

OK... Kinda off topic... Kinda not...

When I saw this:

I knew this had to be done:

:rockin:

 

[Psylocide]

Awesome.

 

[slym2none]

"Sweetened corn & oat beer"

LOST IT... *LOL*

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Scottish beer isn't real beer. It's actually made by carbonating bog water and Scotch Whiskey. That's why it's illegal to pee it the Scottish bogs.

 

[MaxStout]

You don't want Jamaican beer, either. Brewed from bong water and patchouli oil.

 

[italarican]

Real dry-hopping takes forever. The brewery has to take part of the beer and boil it down to an extract and then dry it out into powder. It's similar to dry aging a steak; takes about a month. Then they can mix in the hop powder, rehydrate, and pour it back into the beer. You can tell when a brewery just pours the hop powder straight in because the beer tastes gritty.

 

[Jwin]

If you mix Genesee and Yellow Tail, you get Genetail.