Funniest, worst, most ridiculous beer threads of all time

[davey101]

annehathaway.gif thread

 

[jmgrub]

You guys are getting trolled more often than not on FB ISO:FT.

I am trolling you guys more often than not on FB ISO:FT.

EDIT: It's simply amazing what people will respond to. The other day I asked if I bought for trade whether it would have zero trade value. The amount of serious responses is ridic.

 

[evilc]

I am trolling you guys more often than not on FB ISO:FT.

I need to make a flowchart and mindmap to try and decode it all....

 

[jmgrub]

I am trolling you guys more often than not on FB ISO:FT.

EDIT: It's simply amazing what people will respond to. The other day I asked if I bought for trade whether it would have zero trade value. The amount of serious responses is ridic.

This was supposed to say "bought beer for trade with a gift certificate whether it would have zero trade value."

 

[levifunk1]

So apparently I inadvertently stole this idea from levifunk. I remember Cap'n Krunkles (where is NickD?!?) but I do not remember SIR RIS...what was that all about?

That was when the bros

So apparently I inadvertently stole this idea from levifunk. I remember Cap'n Krunkles (where is NickD?!?) but I do not remember SIR RIS...what was that all about?

That was when the Bros used donated money t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶e̶ to take a trip to Belgium. While no mods were on, the boards were flooded with RIS posts.

 

[sacrelicio]

That was when the bros


That was when the Bros used donated money t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶e̶ to take a trip to Belgium. While no mods were on, the boards were flooded with RIS posts.

RIS posts? Russian Imperial Stouts? What is SIR?

 

[levifunk1]

oh, SIR RIS was just one of the posts. For some reason that one sticks in my mind the most. Also "What is the best RIS to have on the toilet?"

 

[harrymel1]

oh, SIR RIS was just one of the posts. For some reason that one sticks in my mind the most. Also "What is the best RIS to have on the toilet?"

That night was my first timeout. Goddam that was a funny night.

 

[Treebs]

oh, SIR RIS was just one of the posts. For some reason that one sticks in my mind the most. Also "What is the best RIS to have on the toilet?"

RIS posts? Russian Imperial Stouts? What is SIR?

I think treyrab started the thread and it was literally "What is the best RIS to drink while taking a ****". One of the funnier events that happened on that site.

 

[tinypyramids1]

anyone have that screenshot of the dontdrinkbeer parody of the joel lambic brokering ********?

 

[drgarage1]

anyone have that screenshot of the dontdrinkbeer parody of the joel lambic brokering ********?

Someone definitely does. I've seen it here since then. Michigan, maybe?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

anyone have that screenshot of the dontdrinkbeer parody of the joel lambic brokering ********?

Tadaa

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/05/bad-traderreal-estate-developer-alert-ehammond-and-sliverx/

 

[stxSS07]

Tadaa

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/05/bad-traderreal-estate-developer-alert-ehammond-and-sliverx/

I forgot how fu king funny that was.

tnk u.

 

[quirkzoo1]

Ehh, that really wasn't just one thread though, was it?

Well, at least for Ding it was. He just had one rant and copy pasta'd it to whatever anyone else was saying.

 

[ASUBeer]

Tadaa

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/05/bad-traderreal-estate-developer-alert-ehammond-and-sliverx/

That might have been my favorite post ever on BA.

And I'm a bit slow but were you subpoenadeuces? That was one if my favorite BA handles and has some of my favorite beer reviews over there too.

 

[quirkzoo1]

Not sure if you're aware, but he is the founder of this company - http://fusiontower.com/

Basically makes the world's prettiest randall.

Clicked on the link.

Wow, that is really nice, seems like it would be a cool thing to have [clicks on "buy it now"]

$8,000

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

That might have been my favorite post ever on BA.

And I'm a bit slow but were you subpoenadeuces? That was one if my favorite BA handles and has some of my favorite beer reviews over there too.

Old subby doo, that was me

 

[quirkzoo1]

That was when the bros


That was when the Bros used donated money t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶e̶ to take a trip to Belgium. While no mods were on, the boards were flooded with RIS posts.

if you type [ s ] then [ /s ] without the spaces you can type

to reinvest int he site

without whatever you just did.

 

[ASUBeer]

Old subby doo, that was me

 

[sacrelicio]

Does ANYONE have a screenshot of the Rate Beer A. Jackson "cheese" thread?

 

[user 306809]

Clicked on the link.

Wow, that is really nice, seems like it would be a cool thing to have [clicks on "buy it now"]

$8,000

hahahahahahahahaha

From what I can gather he is trying to make his bucks with event rentals/leases so may have an inflated premium price in order to encourage that channel more.

 

[sacrelicio]

Cap'n Crunkles. Fresh ON TAP.

Where the **** is NickD?!?!?

 

[quirkzoo1]

From what I can gather he is trying to make his bucks with event rentals/leases so may have an inflated premium price in order to encourage that channel more.

Cool. It really looks like an amazing product

 

[sacrelicio]

From what I can gather he is trying to make his bucks with event rentals/leases so may have an inflated premium price in order to encourage that channel more.

Or bar/restaurant sales. I can't imagine any average consumer needing that thing.

 

[user 306809]

Or bar/restaurant sales. I can't imagine any average consumer needing that thing.

Target audience: Sabco customers.

 

[sherm10161]

Marko.

Loves.

Ducks.

 

[sacrelicio]

Marko.

Loves.

Ducks.

Details

 

[nanobrew1]

Where the **** is NickD?!?!?

Wasn't he the one who left his mom and fiancé in a car at a hotel for 20-30minutes while he ran into a bottle share to tick a single beer? I am sure I am off on a detail or two.

 

[drgarage1]

HaveUSeenMyCellar's plea for a Cable Car in order to pay off a lost bet to Joel. Oh, man.

 

[JulianB1]

Wasn't he the one who left his mom and fiancé in a car at a hotel for 20-30minutes while he ran into a bottle share to tick a single beer? I am sure I am off on a detail or two.

HaveUSeenMyCellar's plea for a Cable Car in order to pay off a lost bet to Joel. Oh, man.

Would love to be able to see both of these.

 

[nanobrew1]

SpottedZombie calling out a "bad trader"... or well anything he posted was plain stupid/hilarious

 

[user 306809]

Wasn't he the one who left his mom and fiancé in a car at a hotel for 20-30minutes while he ran into a bottle share to tick a single beer? I am sure I am off on a detail or two.

Nick is legend. I would say he either coined or inspired 80-90% of the ticker language we use today.

He's also the only human I'm aware of who is more orange than dontdrinkbeer

 

[sacrelicio]

Nick is legend. I would say he either coined or inspired 80-90% of the ticker language we use today.

He's also the only human I'm aware of who is more orange than dontdrinkbeer

orange?

 

[user 306809]

orange?

orange

 

[drgarage1]

orange?

Have you seen his hands in those vedeos?

 

[levifunk1]

orange

It really is the new black.

 

[stupac2]

NickD is around, I think he's mostly not in the beer scene right now.
CheapBeerBuzz or Arbitrator probably could tell you more.

 

[user 306809]

NickD is around, I think he's mostly not in the beer scene right now.
CheapBeerBuzz or Arbitrator probably could tell you more.

I blame marriage. Seems like everything went to **** after that.

 

[Arbitrator]

Wasn't he the one who left his mom and fiancé in a car at a hotel for 20-30minutes while he ran into a bottle share to tick a single beer? I am sure I am off on a detail or two.

He was driving back from Napa and had his mom and fiancee in the car. He stopped so he could tick the RR Philly Beer Week beer at a tasting. It came up during the tasting that his fiancee wasn't with him, and he remarked casually, "Oh, she's outside in the car with my mom." There was no thread on it, but anecdotes like that one wound up on BA.

My personal favorite story: Nick found out there was a whale tasting going on in SoCal which (I think) included Dave or Spuyten Duyvil some other beers he wanted to tick. Initially, he and largadeer were invited, but as the size of the tasting grew, largadeer was told that they were uninvited. Nick initially couldn't believe it. Then he became furious and looked like he was going to throw something. He wanted largadeer to go back and propose a compromise where he could just tick the Duyvil or whatever and just leave his beers behind as a tribute. Then he just got really bummed out about it, before finally accepting. I observed that he had just gone through the five stages of grief over a tasting.

Second favorite: we were sitting around a table drinking beers, he was taking notes and not really paying attention. Arne took a sip and remarked, "This smells like brett." Nick, half-paying attention, opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, "WHAT!" *short pause* "I have a cousin named Brett." *longer pause while we all stifle laughter* "He's gay, actually." *room explodes*

As Stu said, he basically left the beer world after he got married a couple of years ago. He founded his own company and is doing some bio design fellowship, so he's putting all that obsessive energy to good use.

I miss him.

 

[CheapBeerBuzz]

I'll go further. He moved to NYC for his new passion, then moved back to the Bay Area after he got hitched. Pretended to be back into beer for a couple days, then went back into start-up mode hiding.

I don't have the historical experience that Arbi or Largadeer have with him and craft beer, however, I too miss him. Between Evan and Nick (and Arbi), I have laughed my arse off more often than not. The beer becomes secondary. Except that time when we tried to hide a Funky Buddha MBCP from Largadeer. That **** was funny.