Funniest, worst, most ridiculous beer threads of all time

[sacrelicio]

After reading most of the Ed Rhodes saga on Facebook ISO:FT I was wanted to read some of the other best (or worst) beer and beer trading threads that have happened in the last few years. For those unfamiliar with Ed Rhodes:

Post other screencaps of some of the most epic shitshows you have ever seen. I want to see the Darkness Day pants-shitting thread, the Adam Jackson cheese thread, and stuff of that nature.

 

[janky]

 

[pgh_penguins]

But I've made over 100+ trades this year!!!

 

[regularjohn]

 

[JulianB1]

Facebook ISO:FT has been pumping them out on a seemingly daily basis. Mike Johnson Day (series of threads about the guy who crapped his pants at Darkness Day) was one of the highlights.

The whole Joel/Dunt saga on BA was one of the better series of threads on there, especially Joel's "Sorry" thread. I picked up more likes in that thread than any other during my time on BA.

 

[steimie]

Anything involving shoes gets my vote.

 

[Minnesotaryan]

Ed Rhodes asked to be my friend, don't know who he is. Will post the screen shot I have of the darkness day pants shitter when I get to work

 

[JM03]

This one:

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/t...st-ridiculous-beer-threads-of-all-time.11387/

 

[evilc]

You guys are getting trolled more often than not on FB ISO:FT.

 

[RandallPinkFloyd]

coral

 

[Rempo]

Favorite sketchy thread has to be the MS Paint one.

 

[sacrelicio]

This one:

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/t...st-ridiculous-beer-threads-of-all-time.11387/

iknorite

 

[BusinessSloth]

The one on BA where the guy asked for high-resolution cantillon labels. When asked why he wanted them, he replied, "None of your business". The ensuing thread was full of hilarity that probably got deleted because beer is serious and no laughs are allowed.

 

[sacrelicio]

The one on BA where the guy asked for high-resolution cantillon labels. When asked why he wanted them, he replied, "None of your business". The ensuing thread was full of hilarity that probably got deleted because beer is serious and no laughs are allowed.

I realllllyyyy want to see the infamous "cheese" thread from RB. Anyone have? Can pm me if you don't want to stir up ****. I won't post if the mods aren't cool with it.

 

[BusinessSloth]

I realllllyyyy want to see the infamous "cheese" thread from RB. Anyone have? Can pm me if you don't want to stir up ****. I won't post if the mods aren't cool with it.

I need to see that too. Not familiar with it.

 

[duceswild]

I realllllyyyy want to see the infamous "cheese" thread from RB. Anyone have? Can pm me if you don't want to stir up ****. I won't post if the mods aren't cool with it.

I need to see that too. Not familiar with it.

same here, not familiar with this one.

 

[Treebs]

Not really a thread, but the voice mail that Beau left Urbancaver was hilarious. This was in retaliation to Urbancaver where a name tag that said B3shine at DLD among other things. I think Gonzoillini has the voice mail saved somewhere....

 

[FishPondManager]

One of the more memorable ones I can remember on the other site was the time the guy accused another trader of sending him a fake CBS. Apparently the bottle was waxed at home by the sender. After opening the bottle the trader then declared the beer tasted like **** and proclaimed it a fake. He even called Founders to ask if they had waxed any bottles of CBS.

 

[user 306809]

BA really used to be way more chippy. You could really get guys going. Too bad they banned all the real personality on that site.

Clown Shoes
"Does anyone know Jason something or other"
Any homebrewing thread on BA when Lieberman was going off on newbs or @mikehartigan
MKyle's DFH 120 minute clone
Tetsuyaofdeath's run on the BA HB forum - Includes putting a pancake in the beer, homemade 40's, and drinking a white labs yeast vial for science.

 

[RyanG1]

Are there links to any of these to read for scientific purposes or are they all nuked?

The Joel Rap thread is a favorite of mine on here.

 

[Treebs]

Not really a thread, but the voice mail that Beau left Urbancaver was hilarious. This was in retaliation to Urbancaver wearing a name tag that said B3shine at DLD among other things. I think Gonzoillini has the voice mail saved somewhere....

Fixed for atrocious error. Typing fast at work = spelling and grammer like Joel.

 

[black_cascade]

ding

 

[Trady]

Bitzy /10char

 

[Trady]

ding

Ehh, that really wasn't just one thread though, was it?

 

[black_cascade]

Ehh, that really wasn't just one thread though, was it?

Very good point, plenty of memorable ones from the other site, but I think his last thread he posted here takes the cake. The thread where he had to tell all of us that he thought he'd fit in, but alas bt.org was just not his style.

 

[BusinessSloth]

Benny3000's song about TheCherryMan.

 

[stakem1]

MKyle's DFH 120 minute clone

For the longest time I thought that guy was just the worst troll because noone from peeyay could be that dumb.

Then I realized he is basically the internet version of one of my friends. The main difference being, my friend doesnt do retarded **** when people are giving supporting facts why not to do something. And...my friend is broke as **** and couldnt afford anything that hairball showed off as owning.

 

[stakem1]

cant have this thread without mentioning jojomdma

 

[user 306809]

For the longest time I thought that guy was just the worst troll because noone from peeyay could be that dumb.

Then I realized he is basically the internet version of one of my friends. The main difference being, my friend doesnt do retarded **** when people are giving supporting facts why not to do something. And...my friend is broke as **** and couldnt afford anything that hairball showed off as owning.

Not sure if you're aware, but he is the founder of this company - http://fusiontower.com/

Basically makes the world's prettiest randall.

 

[falc0n26001]

The Joel rap is ridiculous and amazing.
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/iso-jordans-ft-lambic-whiskey.11377/

 

[sacrelicio]

Bitzy /10char

I've heard of that one, but what was going on in that one?

 

[lb304854]

I posted these already here:
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/beer-related-humor.5466/page-2

Shameless reposts.

 

[sacrelicio]

I posted these already here:
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/beer-related-humor.5466/page-2

Shameless reposts.

****in Florida

 

[user 306809]

I posted these already here:
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/beer-related-humor.5466/page-2

Shameless reposts.

ChadQuest did you get a Puerto Rican yet?

 

[sacrelicio]

I thought TalkBeer was all the old boys from BA.


I think we need a "Classic BA Threads" thread to educate the new ones. SIR RIS, Cap'n Krunkles, MS Paint, Bitzy, etc...

So apparently I inadvertently stole this idea from levifunk. I remember Cap'n Krunkles (where is NickD?!?) but I do not remember SIR RIS...what was that all about?

 

[sacrelicio]

I posted these already here:
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/beer-related-humor.5466/page-2

Shameless reposts.

I luv u

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Ed Rhodes asked to be my friend, don't know who he is. Will post the screen shot I have of the darkness day pants shitter when I get to work

Saved in my "Beer Things" folder as poopiepants.png

 

[evilc]

^ holy **** I already forgot about that guy. He's awesome. Real person? I'll never know.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Any thread that Candice was the OP or a commentor.

 

[sacrelicio]

^ holy **** I already forgot about that guy. He's awesome. Real person? I'll never know.

This guy I've drank with a couple times did an IP trade with the pants pooper. He met the guy in a Wendy's parking lot. Dude's mom was waiting in the car for him. He had a great story about going to Huna Day with his mom as well. He was also kicked out of the Fulton taproom for "no good reason."