Funniest, worst, most ridiculous beer threads of all time

[Der Fuchs]

Late to the party but here is a pdf of the Joel Apology Thread.

ah hahahahahaha dat insubordinator!

thanks for posting this. it will be used.

 

[Jobu1]

i am not a bad trader

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/i-am-not-a-bad-trader.188190/

Somebody with a really good inflective voice should record a reading of the OP exactly as it is written.

 

[matedog]

i am not a bad trader

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/i-am-not-a-bad-trader.188190/

 

[ridglens]

i am not a bad trader

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/i-am-not-a-bad-trader.188190/

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jrnyc Advocate (620) New York Mar 21, 2010
If I didn't know better, I would think one of the more mischievous, former members was posting to provide some entertainment here !"

 

[litheum94]

Somebody with a really good inflective voice should record a reading of the OP exactly as it is written.

Or we need to get Michael Shannon on it. I could listen to him read anything.

 

[user 305169]

TLDR - anyone mention the corals trade one yet? Bitzy? the troll Tawd acct with him photoshopped as Hitler and the location set to 'my way or the highway, germany' ? White Whale 'your box sucked' fiasco? EBF snowstorm disaster thread that went on so long only bc the bros were drinking with their friends and ignoring all their patrons for 4 hours?

The internet is great.

FT Corals for a ticket or bottle of KTG

 

[falc0n26001]

FT Corals for a ticket or bottle of KTG

"Sorry, I'm only looking for barrel-aged coral." Ahahahaha

 

[user 305169]

The Westy 12 in NYC thread turned to gold when the dude from New Beer Distro flipped the bird to franch and the entire community.

 

[user 305169]

Favorite sketchy thread has to be the MS Paint one.

A wise soul saved a bunch of those MS Paints on imgur. Was prob my favorite thread, hope someone has it saved

 

[falc0n26001]

Whoa, these look really similar to me, I love it.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

FT Corals for a ticket or bottle of KTG

I just noticed how ******** this guy is. No such thing as freshwater corals.

inb4 weak OMG BRYOZOANS game.

 

[user 305169]

Whoa, these look really similar to me, I love it.

Found my contribution:

I remember posting this before going to bed, confident there would be a warning in my inbox the next day. Somehow it survived the night and another ~half day before being taken down.

 

[franch]

The Westy 12 in NYC thread turned to gold when the dude from New Beer Distro flipped the bird to franch and the entire community.

I am one of the nicest, most generous beer loving people in nyc. d'awwwww

 

[SSTroller]

ChicagoNick and I like to kill time at work playing a game similar to the Find the Shittiest Deal on MBC thread where we try to one up one another by finding the worst threads or subject titles on the other sites.
I think I have to admit defeat...

"beer on the outside world is the same as cigs in prison"

 

[ChicagoNick]

A: "Sir, I just got done with your deck"
B: "Oh, great!.. let me just get your payment ready... what was it again? 16 or 17 bourbon counties?"
A: "... it was $800, sir"
B: "RIGHT, this is 2010 bourbon county!... who's really taking advantage of who here" (winks at him)

 

[tectactoe1]

i am not a bad trader

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/i-am-not-a-bad-trader.188190/

maximum12 Corey your reply is killing me. Hahahahahahaha

 

[sacrelicio]

"beer on the outside world is the same as cigs in prison"

Actually that's pretty awesome.

 

[maximum12]

maximum12 Corey your reply is killing me. Hahahahahahaha

That whole thread cracked me up. It was like two illiterates passing one another notes.

 

[ficklenicholas]

http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...-iso-your-feedback-ideas.191030/#post-2548926


I ****ing hate toad.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...-iso-your-feedback-ideas.191030/#post-2548926


I ****ing hate toad.

Know what would be a great idea? Some kind of public list, where users can report bad traders, and a designated community member or members can investigate as needed.

Wish something that useful existed.

 

[Krebsy]

The Westy 12 in NYC thread turned to gold when the dude from New Beer Distro flipped the bird to franch and the entire community.

Haha this cracks me up and doesn't suprise me. as someone in the beer business in the NY metro area who delt with stores like New Beer I literally had to stop going there and service them because of the crazy accusations and non sensical BS that would happen every week there. It was mind boggling the crap excuses and stories they would tell you about beer.

 

[user 305169]

Haha this cracks me up and doesn't suprise me. as someone in the beer business in the NY metro area who delt with stores like New Beer I literally had to stop going there and service them because of the crazy accusations and non sensical BS that would happen every week there. It was mind boggling the crap excuses and stories they would tell you about beer.

I can imagine: "Oh it's not always like this, the air conditioning broke this morning."

They're also sneaky with old inventory. I remember grabbing a 4pk of FBS from there right when it came out in the fall of 2012. Because I'm fully aware of how they operate, I checked the bottle dates and noticed they mixed a bunch of old 2011s with the new 2012s. I was in there a month or two prior to that and certainly didn't see any FBS on the shelves.

My brother wasn't as keen, unfortunately, and ended up with a 4pk of year-old FBS. We opened one of each alongside each other, and the 2011 was totally oxidized and stale. Oh, New Beer...

 

[Krebsy]

I can imagine: "Oh it's not always like this, the air conditioning broke this morning."

They're also sneaky with old inventory. I remember grabbing a 4pk of FBS from there right when it came out in the fall of 2012. Because I'm fully aware of how they operate, I checked the bottle dates and noticed they mixed a bunch of old 2011s with the new 2012s. I was in there a month or two prior to that and certainly didn't see any FBS on the shelves.

My brother wasn't as keen, unfortunately, and ended up with a 4pk of year-old FBS. We opened one of each alongside each other, and the 2011 was totally oxidized and stale. Oh, New Beer...

The exact same thing happened to me. I work for the craft division of Manhattan Beer distributors and we sell the 21st Amendment line. Last summer we get in the Watermelon wheat and love it or hate it we sell a ton of it so I personally go in there beginning of may as we got in 7000 cases the week before. I send them in 10 cases to start along with a bunch of other stuff. A week later my bosses are calling me saying Harry or Nancy called from new beer and says we sent them 2 year old watermelon wheat and that I'm a sleezy sales rep and so on. I go in there next day the 10 cases are there and buried way in the back in the dark are 2 cases of 2 year WW that weren't there last time as I scoured that place looking for my old stuff and of course the hidden gems you used to be able to find. I confront them and they act like I made it up. Crazy. They are getting crushed by Whole Foods up the block anyway.

 

[Boilerfood]

Crazy. They are getting crushed by Whole Foods up the block anyway.

Not to get too far off topic, but as a sales rep, isn't watching that account you hate get smoked by someone up the street doing it right, the greatest feeling of your day?

 

[Krebsy]

Not to get too far off topic, but as a sales rep, isn't watching that account you hate get smoked by someone up the street doing it right, the greatest feeling of your day?

When it's their own undoing absolutely. I didn't hate the account until they called my office and lied about their order or told my bosses they hadnt seen anyone from my company in months when I was there 5 times over a 2 week period. Oh well not my problem anymore

 

[Trady]

Too many stories and not enough screencaps, y'all. Especially that White Whale thing or any of the Gang Bang BIF fiascos.

All you have to do is ask. I can tell you what happened in all of them, as the memories still haunt me...

 

[Trady]

I for one always enjoyed the banter between Good_Trader and Bad_Trader.

Also, they were not the same person, FWIW.

 

[lawsonciv]

After reading most of the Ed Rhodes saga on Facebook ISO:FT I was wanted to read some of the other best (or worst) beer and beer trading threads that have happened in the last few years. For those unfamiliar with Ed Rhodes:

Post other screencaps of some of the most epic shitshows you have ever seen. I want to see the Darkness Day pants-shitting thread, the Adam Jackson cheese thread, and stuff of that nature.

Yay. I'm famous for getting screwed!

 

[furley]

Saved in my "Beer Things" folder as poopiepants.png

this was terrific, thanks

 

[Max]

Saved in my "Beer Things" folder as poopiepants.png

necro-like for filename. and hilarity i guess