Funniest Seinfeld

[StunnedMonkey]

Is anyone a marine biologist?

George: "the sea was angry that day my friends...."

The Marine Biologist was one that I was thinking as well. I also really like "The Cheever Letters." That's the one where they burn down Susan's father's cabin and ultimately discover that her father had been they gay lover of John Cheever. It's also the episode where Jerry gets dumped for "talking dirty" with Elaine's friend. "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

 

[marubozo]

I can't choose a favorite. I have every episode on DVR and all the DVD box sets. Probably seen each episode 20+ times but they never get old for the occasional laugh.

 

[Austinhomebrew]

Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.

 

[menschmaschine]

I've seen your type before... flashy... makin' the scene... flaunting convention...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2gZu3ygEQ&feature=related]YouTube - Seinfeld - Library Investigator Mr. Bookman (synced)[/ame]

 

[BlindLemonLars]

+1 on "The Cheever Letters."

My single favorite line from the series was a tragically bored Elaine suggesting that "maybe the dingo ate your baby." Season one, I think...can't recall the episode.

EDIT: Correction...season 3, episode 10. "The Stranded"

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[homebrewer_99]

I know, I saw that in other threads where you came from and lived. I was joking about you being far enough away we will probably never meet as I am sure we would not get along if you don't find Sienfeld the least bit funny.

HA!! I thought as much!!
Now for your surprise...I'll be in Rockaway/Dover next week and Seinfeld is still canceled...

 

[Joos]

Elaine is hot.

 

[eljefe]

I forgot Kramer's Screen Door in "Anytown USA". I fell on the floor laughing when we ran his hand across the wind chime and then later got in a fight with the neighborhood kids. It was the same episode that spawned the "serenity now" phrase.

My other favorite was the chinese restaurant Cartwright scene. The rest of the episode wasn't great, but George's realization that he was Cartwright was classic.
YouTube - Seinfeld - Cartwright

 

[Austinhomebrew]

Elaine is hot.

She has billions of dollars too. Check out her family:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[dontman]

Seinfeld is still canceled...

Not to be a pedant but in reality Seinfeld was never cancelled. They quit when they got tired of writing new episodes. It was the number one rated show on television the year they quit.

 

[jgln]

HA!! I thought as much!!
Now for your surprise...I'll be in Rockaway/Dover next week and Seinfeld is still canceled...

No it wasn't canceled, he ended it when it was the #1 show. Not being a fan you may not know that. Didn't want to wait for it to get stale to end it and he had no way to predict when that would happen so he decided to end it on top. See the Larry King video above. Yeah, he acted a bit like a jerk.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Not to be a pedant but in reality Seinfeld was never cancelled. They quit when they got tired of writing new episodes. It was the number one rated show on television the year they quit.

Yes, I know...just couldn't come up with an alternate word at the time...they "retired"...

 

[bob1852]

no mention yet of Kramer and the garbage disposal in the shower????

Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."
Kramer: "Um, listen, you're a mechanic. Could you help me install a garbage
disposal?"
Puddy: "Well, it's a big job. You've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the
auxiliary drainage line."
Kramer: "No. It says 'main line'."
Puddy: "It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?"
Kramer: "Yeah."

 

[MBasile]

Festivus is still one of my all time favorites. Last year at worked I asked for festivus off/time and a half. Didn't happen

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Festivus is still one of my all time favorites. Last year at worked I asked for festivus off/time and a half. Didn't happen

I'm thinking of upgrading my Festivus pole this season. My current one is made from a Sankey dip tube.

 

[MBasile]

I'm thinking of upgrading my Festivus pole this season. My current one is made from a Sankey dip tube.

I almost got my last boss (the one that wouldn't give me time and a half for festivus) to put a festivus pole in the store.

 

[BNVince]

Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.

One of my favorites.

 

[bernerbrau]

One of my favorites.

What's the difference? YOU'RE their all-time best seller!

Well, I had SEX with your wife!

...his wife's in a coma...

 

[bigbench]

Opposite George, Dirty Talker, Puddy ANYTIME, also Meeting Elaine's father for dinner, they were such chickens***s, Rooster, Hen, and Chicken with Frank Constanza, Communist George, these are just a few.

 

[bigbench]

But David I'm going to hell. Gonna be rough.

 

[bob1852]

Kramer tries to train "Little Jerry" for the cock fights...

 

[bob1852]

the two gay gansters steal the armoire that Kramer's watching for Elaine (same episode as Soup Nazi)

 

[knarfks]

My softball team's name is Vandelay industries, #1 in latex. We had an ump asking all about the latex industry...

 

[chainsawbrewing]

STELLLLLAAAA!!!!!!!!!

my favorite one.

 

[bernerbrau]

Kramer shares a cab with a wealthy philanthropist while recovering from novocaine at the dentist's office. The philanthropist is hosting a charity dinner for mentally handicapped people, thinks Kramer is mentally challenged, and invites him to be the guest of honor.

 

[Aubie Stout]

Can't believe no one mentioned the "Boyfriend" episode with Keith Hernandez. There was a second spitter on the grassy knoll......


Favorite line:

George: "It's not a lie, if you BELIEVE it."

 

[bernerbrau]

gravelly road

 

[eljefe]

Kramer shares a cab with a wealthy philanthropist while recovering from novocaine at the dentist's office. The philanthropist is hosting a charity dinner for mentally handicapped people, thinks Kramer is mentally challenged, and invites him to be the guest of honor.

I totally forgot about this one. Wasn't Mel Torme in this episode as well? It was a riot.

 

[meluvbeer]

Kramer shares a cab with a wealthy philanthropist while recovering from novocaine at the dentist's office. The philanthropist is hosting a charity dinner for mentally handicapped people, thinks Kramer is mentally challenged, and invites him to be the guest of honor.

That was one of the funniest episodes ever.

 

[jerrysfinger]

Any Puddy episode. "The move" comes to mind where he steals Jerrys move and does it to Eliane. George tries to do the move on his girlfriend and fails till he writes the instuctions on his hand.

Also "thats right, I'm a facepainter".