FIB War Room

[JulianB1]

Seriously though does GI really think there won't be some sort of "line" before 4pm for a 6pm really limited release? There will be so many neckbeards on the streets casing the joint all day.

 

[1noa]

Okay so this was an interesting thing to come out of that thread:

Can't wait to see how that works out for them.

I get out of work around 3. My parents house is in the area. Was planning on dropping off my dog and walking over around 430 to grab some food and drinks before grabbing a bottle...I have no doubt even if there is no line, that there will be a horde of neckbeards like a zombie apocalypse around the area.

 

[Dunt1]

"Guys please don't do what you always do"

 

[sidetracked]

Seriously though does GI really think there won't be some sort of "line" before 4pm for a 6pm really limited release? There will be so many neckbeards on the streets casing the joint all day.

I imagine a bunch of people staring at the watches ready to run to the door right at 4. Or similar to when Hill Farmstead said not to line up and everyone waited in the cars right out of sight.

 

[lb304854]

"Rife with heavy-metal contamination,

This will be one hell of a clean up:

 

[LSMroz]

How to piss everyone off. Be inside the brew pub around 3p. 3:30p head out front and either smoke a cigarette really slow, or pretend to smoke a cigarette for 30 mins.

EVERYONE WILL WANT TO KILL YOU FOR BEING FIRST IN LINE AND BREAKING THEIR RULES!!!!

 

[BobCobb1]

Follow up post should say thanks for the information on the 4PM start and ask for ideas on where you might be able to stand/wait before then so you can get in line quickly. Because unfamiliar with the area.

 

[JulianB1]

Someone local should go on CCBE and propose that CCBE organize an "unofficial" line and ticket system, and even suggest designing and printing up "CCBE Nutulthu Release" tickets at Kinkos to pass out on the street.

 

[Dunt1]

How to piss everyone off. Be inside the brew pub around 3p. 3:30p head out front and either smoke a cigarette really slow, or pretend to smoke a cigarette for 30 mins.

EVERYONE WILL WANT TO KILL YOU FOR BEING FIRST IN LINE AND BREAKING THEIR RULES!!!!

That's actually a brilliant and totally meta troll. Can you imagine the sheer panic that would envelop the waiting masses?

 

[LSMroz]

That's actually a brilliant and totally meta troll. Can you imagine the sheer panic that would envelop the waiting masses?

Here will be the conversation of all watching.

"Dude that guy is totally lining up!! What a tool! Didn't he see the information?!!"
*realize he is smoking*
"Oh he's just smoking a cig, got it. Almost, about went to go kill someone. LOL"
*5 mins later*
"Dude, seriously?! How long does it take to smoke 1 cigarette?!!"
*5 mins later*
"WHAT IS HE DOING?!!"
*1 min later*
"OK F THIS I'M GOING TO GO KILL THIS ******!!!!"

 

[JulianB1]

Permission to run with the smoking troll in my CCBE thread LSMroz? Don't want to ape your idea without asking.

 

[jeblikesbeer]

That's actually a brilliant and totally meta troll. Can you imagine the sheer panic that would envelop the waiting masses?

well done Dunt

 

[LSMroz]

Permission to run with the smoking troll in my CCBE thread LSMroz? Don't want to ape your idea without asking.

It's all yours!











*pops popcorn*

 

[Duffman929]

Someone local should go on CCBE and propose that CCBE organize an "unofficial" line and ticket system, and even suggest designing and printing up "CCBE Nutulthu Release" tickets at Kinkos to pass out on the street.

I wish I had tons of money and free time. I would so do this.

 

[LSMroz]

Someone local should go on CCBE and propose that CCBE organize an "unofficial" line and ticket system, and even suggest designing and printing up "CCBE Nutulthu Release" tickets at Kinkos to pass out on the street.

This. But instead it should be a virtual lottery, so no one has to wait, but we know whether or not we will get a bottle.

 

[elkhunter36]

Someone local should go on CCBE and propose that CCBE organize an "unofficial" line and ticket system, and even suggest designing and printing up "CCBE Nutulthu Release" tickets at Kinkos to pass out on the street.

Kind of like Hunahpu Day tickets?

 

[JulianB1]

Haha which one of you is this:

Kevin Kusy The fact that some of you don't think this is real shows how weak your FIB game is. This is how you let outsiders steal your lunch money on your own turf. Anyone that doesn't fight to get in line prior to release has no reason to bitch about not getting a bottle of this pure gold.

Fantastic ******* post, it's like poetry!

 

[ApocalypseZombie]

Haha which one of you is this:



Fantastic ******* post, it's like poetry!

Duffman929

 

[LSMroz]

"Beerz 4 Fearz"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[JulianB1]

LOL thread got deleted. Ah well, fun way to kill an hour. I'm such a mature adult...

 

[Duffman929]

Duffman929

What a ******* *******.

 

[RedCoffee]

There is a small part of me that hopes that most of the people on CCBE are reverse-trolling. I.e., they act like overserious, easily fooled rubes on purpose as a joke.

The rest of me knows this is not true and is thankful for that.

 

[JulianB1]

"Beerz 4 Fearz"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I was really hoping that might get some traction (but the thread got deleted too soon afterwards). Would be hilarious to see CCBE getting all paranoid that out-of-state muling groups and stores that mule releases like Craft Beer Kings were going to hit this release hard and score lots of the bottles.

 

[maximthegreat]

The rest of me knows this is not true and is thankful for that.

There is a good amount of entertainment to be had.

The thread ran its course, but it was time to let it sink.

 

[LSMroz]

There is a good amount of entertainment to be had.

The thread ran its course, but it was time to let it sink.

NO. No it didn't. There was still many many more lulz to be had. Why you gots to take it away from us?!

 

[gtx281]

CCBE used to be like something from National Geographic - observing morons in their natural habitat. Not only educational, but extremely entertaining.

Now with all this blatant trolling, it's like watching the rainforest get cut down. The magic is all but gone.

Thanks ********.

 

[maximthegreat]

NO. No it didn't. There was still many many more lulz to be had. Why you gots to take it away from us?!

Sometimes I get sick of 10+ people per day sending me whiny complaining messages.

 

[JulianB1]

I can't wait to follow the actual live release day shenanigans on my phone while slamming pints of Hill Farmstead in Waterbury. Please let me know if someone in the line asks if the guys from South Carolina are there.

 

[1noa]

I'll say i'm holding spots in line for the SC crew.

 

[LSMroz]

Sometimes I get sick of 10+ people per day sending me whiny complaining messages.

Sounds like 10+ people should get kicked from CCBE daily.