Favorite Drinking Toast

[WortMonger]

Doesn't Gemuetlichkeit mean fellowship/group of people having a good time?

 

[TexLaw]

It's more than that, but we all know what it is. You have to have beer, too.


TL

 

[WortMonger]

LOL, leave it to the lawyer to be completely descriptive (and thank God for that ) and point out the fact that, "Yes, you have to have beer too!"

Thanks TexLaw

 

[ArcaneXor]

Doesn't Gemuetlichkeit mean fellowship/group of people having a good time?

It means cosiness or comfort, referring to a stress-free place or environment that makes a person feel relaxed and "at home".

 

[Wing Nut]

To wives and girlfreinds, may they never meet!

 

[Hagen]

I use an old Irish blssing...

"I drink to your mother, lad...
May she live longer than thee!"

 

[NOVA Brewer]

Here's to the Army and the Navy,
And the battles they have won.
Here's to America's colors,
The colors that never run.

- "Big Trouble in Little China"

 

[slim chillingsworth]

my two favorites:

I've finally found the perfect girl
I couldn't ask for more
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store
-Dean Martin


Here's to the girls who are dumb:
a dumb girl is a dope
dope is a drug
doctors prescribe drugs to relieve pain
so a dumb broad is just what the doctor ordered!
-Woody Woodbury

 

[BigKahuna]

Ow, ow, ow...I know how to sing it!!!:rockin:

Eins...Zwei...G'zuffa!

I want to party with That guy!

But seriously...Ed and BierMuncher, and HomeBrewer_99 and Some of the rest of you guys with something to teach...You guys need a web cast or something. I'm 30 freeken years old, and don't know even a single German Drinking Song. I am a failure of the modern technological age...But you could help.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

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[ctkevin]

Slight variation to this one:

Here's the to the women, in high healed shoes
They steal your money, and drink you're booze
They ain't got a cherry, but thats no sin
They still got the box the cherry came in

Here's to the girl in the little red boots..
She likes to party
and she likes to booze.

She lost her cherry,
but thats no sin,
She still has..
the box it came in....

 

[BigKahuna]

[youtube]hrM9Iqk38W4[/youtube]

My Dear man...THIS IS THE REASON AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET!!!

and Thank you.

 

[rcb]

I like May you have good health, great wealth, and may your stein always be full. Or since im Irish Slainte. I cant think of it right now since i've had a bit to much to drink but the translation is: To the health of the salmon, to a large p*nis, and may you die in Ireland.

 

[jezter6]

Yuri mentioned my favorite one - toasting to 'Honor' (On Her)

My other fav is a variation of one that seems to have many variations already put up here, but here's mine:

Here's to the women we love.
Here's to the women who love us.
Here's to the women we love, who don't love us -
(bleep) them ho's - this one's for us!

 

[Couevas]

6 pages of toasts and no one submits the classic?........


PROST! (just make sure you are making direct eye contact.)

 

[uglygoat]

my old man always says

Slainte, first of the day!

 

[Uncle Fat]

(sincerely spoken directly to the beer in your best Chris Griffen impression)

I'm turning you into pee!

 

[dblvsn]

You guys came by to have some fun.
You'll come and stay all night, I fear.
But I know how to make you run.
I'll serve you all BMC beer.

 

[DUCCCC]

I've always been partial to "Kanpai!", a Japanese toast.

 

[OPIZZLE]

my toast:

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if it wasnt for d1cks
puzzys would rust

 

[EvilTOJ]

6 pages of toasts and no one submits the classic?........


PROST! (just make sure you are making direct eye contact.)

I believe I will!

 

[steinsato]

Life alas, is very drear. Up with the glass, down with the beer!

 

[frazier]

SWMBO and I always just clink our glasses together. One day our son, he was maybe 4 at the time, said "I know what you're doing when you do that - you're measuring!"

 

[BeerWars]

Here's to:
Health,
Wealth,
and Happiness.

This is the one I am known for. If you hear me say it - it is going to be a LOOOOONG night.

Here's to:
Looking like Movie Stars,
Partying like Rock Stars,
And ****ing like Porn Stars.

 

[captianoats]

I like this thread.....

Anyways, here's mine. I use various parts of it, or all of it depending on how long I can hold everyones attention.

Here's to women that we've met,
and to women that we've fvcked,
and to those of us with no such luck.
Here's to whiskey in the glass,
and to vodka in the cup,
and poking her in the a$$ so she can't get knocked up.
Here's to you,
Here's to me,
and if we ever disagree,
bless you here's to me.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I want to party with That guy!

But seriously...Ed and BierMuncher, and HomeBrewer_99 and Some of the rest of you guys with something to teach...You guys need a web cast or something. I'm 30 freeken years old, and don't know even a single German Drinking Song. I am a failure of the modern technological age...But you could help.

Well, I'll be 56 in a few weeks...I say we have to party together before one of us dies off...and I'm hoping it's you first (no offense meant)...



Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke!

"Hoi, hoi, hoi!"


This has probably been posted before, but hey, what hasn't???

Prost in 50 Sprachen (Cheers in 50 Languages)

Albanisch: Gëzuar!
Arabisch: Shereve!
Armenisch: Genatsoot!
Baluchi (Iran): Vashi!
Baskisch: Osasuna!
Bretonisch: Iermat!
Bulgarisch: Na zdrave!
Chinesisch: Gom bui! (Kantonesisch), Gan bei! (Mandarin)
Dänisch: Skål!
Englisch: Cheers!
Estnisch: Terviseks!
Finnisch: Kippis!
Französisch: Santé!
Georgisch: Vakhtanguri!
Griechisch: Jámas!
Grönländisch: Kasugta!
Hawaianisch: Mahalu!
Hebräisch: Le'chájim!
Hindi (Indien): Mubarik!
Holländisch: Proost!, Op uw gezonheid!
Indonesisch, Malayisch: Selamat minum!
Gälisch (Irland, Schottland): Sláinte!
Isländisch: Skål!
Italienisch: Salute!
Japanisch: Kanpai!
Jiddisch: Mazel tov!
Katalanisch: Salut!
Lettisch: Uz veselibu!
Libanesisch: Kesak!
Littauisch: I sueikata!
Maltesisch: Sacha! Aviva!
Nigerianisch: Mogba!
Norwegisch: Skål!
Persisch: Salam ati!
Polnisch: (Na) zdrowie!
Portugiesisch: Saúde! (Galizisch), Tim-tim! (Brasilien)
Rätoromanisch: Viva!
Rumänisch: Noroc!
Russisch: Vashe zdorovie!
Schwedisch: Skål!
Serbokroatisch: ´ivjeli!
Somalisch: Auguryo!
Spanisch: Salud!
Tagalog (Philippinen): Mabuhay!
Thailändisch: Chokdee!
Tschechisch: Na zdraví!
Türkisch: Serefe!
Ungarisch: Egészségére!
Urdu (Pakistan): Djam!
Walisisch: Iechyd da!

 

[Captain Damage]

My friends and I usually toast with Qapla! It's Klingon. Literal translation: "success!" Did I mention my friends and I are all giant geeks?

 

[passedpawn]

My friends and I usually toast with Qapla! It's Klingon. Literal translation: "success!" Did I mention my friends and I are all giant geeks?

Whoa. Toast in klingon. I'm going to try really hard not to remember that.

Damn, I think it stuck.

Qapla!

 

[slowjeep]

Dont know if it has been posted yet, but here is a toast I like to give on special occasions. Usually its at dinners with friends, or said quietly where only the person beside me can hear. It usually gets a laugh, except for the time I said it as the prayer for Thanksgiving.

"Here's to the bull who roams the woods, he does those cows and heafers good. If it wasn't for his long long rod, what would we do for beef by god?"

~Mark Twain

 

[blizz81]

I want to party with That guy!

But seriously...Ed and BierMuncher, and HomeBrewer_99 and Some of the rest of you guys with something to teach...You guys need a web cast or something. I'm 30 freeken years old, and don't know even a single German Drinking Song. I am a failure of the modern technological age...But you could help.

Sure you do - John Denver Country Roads!