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[hillybilly]

is make homebrew similar to making meth or will I need different equipment

 

[TheCrackpot]

"How much will a Super Moon affect my hydrometer readings?"

 

[jazzbrew]

I am new to homebrewing. I want to make a good flavorful beer like bud light. I hate that coors light crap. Anyone got any good recipes?

 

[roastquake]

Quoting the band that opened for Down this past tour (****** maybe?) anyway

"my 13 year old wrote this song, it's called 'snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine' it goes like this...

 

[hillybilly]

I have malted milk and malted milk balls can I make a chocolate stout

 

[roastquake]

Is it true that in Soviet Russia beer drinks you???

 

[Chadwick]

Someone asked if you can ferment poke berries a while back.... I steered them away from the thought. Although I've heard rumor and folklore about pokeberry wine, I'm not about to encourage someone to brew something from a plant that is well known to be poisonous.

 

[RacingRam]

"That Yooper guy doesn't know what he's talking about!"

 

[DanH]

^You win

 

[ShaineT]

Hi guys, I just recently moved my brewing and fermenting out to the garage, wow its 100F out there this week! So what I'm worried about is that I did my first all grain and forgot to mill my grains, pitched one vial of WLP830 into 12 gallons and the tub of water my fermenters are sitting in turned out to be at 88F today. Any thoughts?

 

[ShaineT]

i have malted milk and malted milk balls can i make a chocolate stout

heh!

 

[ShaineT]

I live in Washington State and was thinking of brewing a batch in a remote area in hopes of drawing in a bigfoot. I figure the aroma of grain and hops would peak the interest of nearby sasquatch. Any ideas on a lightweight brewing setup for backpacking?

 

[mbauer013]

I've only brewed two batches and am deathly afraid of electricity, help me design and build a 3bbl e-herms!

 

[Halbrust]

I live in Washington State and was thinking of brewing a batch in a remote area in hopes of drawing in a bigfoot. I figure the aroma of grain and hops would peak the interest of nearby sasquatch. Any ideas on a lightweight brewing setup for backpacking?

No suggestion on the set up, but you should brew a barley wine. Ken Grossman has had some success doing it that way.

 

[hillybilly]

I don't like the taste of beer is there a way to make beer that doesn't taste like beer

 

[Goofynewfie]

I live in Washington State and was thinking of brewing a batch in a remote area in hopes of drawing in a bigfoot. I figure the aroma of grain and hops would peak the interest of nearby sasquatch. Any ideas on a lightweight brewing setup for backpacking?

A Kokanee clone

 

[TangoHotel]

Should I dump it? Pee in the fermentor... Don't ask.

 

[TangoHotel]

ISO: yeast infection ale, duck poop stout, and lutefisk lager.

 

[oakbarn]

Is Beer Gas collected from humans after them drinking beer?
Where do they get beer gas if not from humans?
Where do I become a Beer Gas donor as I have lots of it after a few beers?
At the store, they say it is non flamable. I don't get it. After I light one off, it burns pretty good.

 

[TangoHotel]

(blows into the fermenting brew with a straw to aerate)
Is this now infected?
Is this a pellicle?

 

[beaston]

Just saw this one today...

"Would it be illegal to use the ashes of someone (cremation) to brew a beer?

I guess the guy was serious. So not a fake troll per say, but its crazy enough to be a troll.

 

[ShaineT]

Trying to mod my stircrazy popcorn popper for yeast starters. Any suggestions or ideas?

 

[TangoHotel]

12 oz brewers unite!

 

[hillybilly]

will cockroaches do when brewing a sour or do I use some other kind of bug?

 

[boydster]

Accidentally used sauerkraut brine instead of RO water. Is this infected?

 

[roastquake]

Just saw this one today...

"Would it be illegal to use the ashes of someone (cremation) to brew a beer?

I guess the guy was serious. So not a fake troll per say, but its crazy enough to be a troll.

Can you post a link, I'm writing my will :cross:

 

[roastquake]

Dropped my cigarette in the starter, pitched anyway, is it ruined?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

My dog pissed in the fermenter. Is my beer BMC now?

 

[HoppyDaze]

First time bottling ...How many hops per bottle?

 

[maynardtl8]

Anyone know where to find a big enough cap so i can bottle my carboy?