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[gcdowd]

Beer pong with Heady Topper?

 

[drainbamage]

Beer pong with Heady Topper?

I really want to find a group of college kids playing beer pong, let them get a couple games in, then swap out whatever swill they were using for Duvel. Is that wrong?

 

[hillybilly]

How much Scotch do you normally add to a scotch ale

 

[gcdowd]

I really want to find a group of college kids playing beer pong, let them get a couple games in, then swap out whatever swill they were using for Duvel. Is that wrong?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me

 

[oakbarn]

Will Girls drinking homebrew flash their breast at me?

This is for FAKE trolls! Not real ones!

 

[russrob81]

I'm drinking coors light and the mountains aren't blue. Is it ruined?

 

[jglazer]

Anyone else prefer Keystone over this Craft crap?

 

[Swarley88]

How much curry do I use for IPA's?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

How much curry do I use for IPA's?

oooooof! hahahahaha!

 

[hillybilly]

Can I make a hefe even if I haven't met Hugh or been to the playboy mansion

 

[russrob81]

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > Beginners Beer Brewing Forum > should i call an ambulance of have another beer?

This thread was a hoot

 

[russrob81]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/should-i-call-ambulance-have-another-beer-409202/

That might be easier

 

[HoppyDaze]

Which tribe invented Indian Pale Ale?

 

[T_Baggins]

I want to build my own wort chiller, but don't have enough fallopian tube...

 

[gcdowd]

Pitched yeast 10 minutes ago and still no sign of fermentation. Is it ruined?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Out of corn sugar, primed bottles with mini-marshmallows. Screwed?

 

[boydster]

Can someone teach me how to distill beer?

 

[hillybilly]

My beer smells like Coors Lite is it OK to drink

 

[daksin]

Cat urine flavor/smell. Is this normal? Used 300oz of Simcoe and 900oz of citra hops because my bro said they were good. Help!

 

[oakbarn]

Can someone teach me how to distill beer?

You can buy it. It is called "Single Malt Scotch"

 

[drainbamage]

You can buy it. It is called "Single Malt Scotch"

How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?

 

[russrob81]

I'm making a southern cross ipa with pacific jade/motueka/galaxy hops. Since these are all from the Southern Hemisphere where the water flows backward. Do I have to do things backward while brewing such as stirring or boil before I mash etc

 

[oakbarn]

How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?

I like to age mine for 18 years, but some only age theirs for 10, 12, or 16. A few go all out and go for 30 years. Also, I never dry hop when ageing this long, but do add a sardine in for just a second to give my "scotch" that authenic Islay ageing taste.

I prefer brown glass for mine but I have heard of ageing in clear, but would not suggest it.

 

[h4mmy86]

I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!

 

[oakbarn]

I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!

Does this mean you can smoke your hops?:fro:

 

[Swarley88]

"Kombucha gave me LSD-like symptoms" - brand new one

 

[hillybilly]

It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs

 

[gcdowd]

"Kombucha gave me LSD-like symptoms" - brand new one

Haha I saw that. Instant classic

 

[Halbrust]

It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs

I nearly spit my drink when I read this!
It's decent on a second read, but when I first read it... Damn!

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

What the hell was Jimmy Carter thinking when he legalized home brewing?