Evil (and possibly also "mad") Scientist plans

[Cheeto]

Hmm.. Should I turn the rest of these kittens into zombie kittens or werewolf kittens. Not sure of the latter is possible though. I will have to experiment.

If successful I could start handing out free kittens to school children. They would bring home the adorable critters, then when their families least expect it..wham.. little werewolves that cause mayhem.

My only concern is, if you cross kitten with werewolf, would they spend all day chasing themselves?

Oh and cheeto, have you ever tried deep frying them? I do that with Chihuahua puppies, add some jalapeno peppers and it's a Chihuahua popper.

I perfer hot dogs

on this Chihuahua popper thing can you fill them with cheese or wrap it in Bacon ?

-Jason

 

[travestyofnature]

mmmmm, wrapped in bacon.... Have you ever tried cat wrapped in bacon and slow roasted open an open fire? Me neither. I just had so much fun roasting it I never got around to eating it.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Ugh, I've had so many problems with the Henchmen HMO that I've had to drop the plan for awhile. It was just too hard getting claims processed. Aside from killing them all in the shark tank or drafting them into my experiments, anyone have good health plan alternatives for the underlings?

 

[arturo7]

I hench on a contract basis, kinda like a mercenary, so I carry my own insurance. However, I am quite a bit more expensive that the dregs you can get at your local graveyard.

 

[Cheeto]

Health savings plans !

That is where it is at!

Most of them will never live long enough to use it.
But it is there for that little bugger that tries to pulls through after a questionable lab explosion!

 

[travestyofnature]

Thats why I think my temp-to-hire minion business is going to take off. Since they are temp employees they have no health care. If you accidently end one of my minions, I will happily send you a replacement. It would actually make me a little extra money. For the first couple days of the week, he worked for you, I wouldn't have to pay out because he's dead. I could easily pass that some of that savings on to you. If they minion I supply you doesn't make it to the end of the week, you pay half price!