Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[paulster2626]

Ottawa upsets montreal in 6 games

It's not an upset when the crappy team loses! :cross:

 

[urbanmyth]

I have the Hawks and the Caps in the finals, Hawks winning.

 

[Homercidal]

Ugh. West Coast trips.

Need to nap plan now.

 

[emjay]

I was hoping for a Leafs/Habs series. Oh well.

Just checked out Boston and they have been playing worse than poorly for some time. If it continues, Toronto will absolutely roll them and could actually make the second round.

 

[paulster2626]

I was hoping for a Leafs/Habs series. Oh well.

Just checked out Boston and they have been playing worse than poorly for some time. If it continues, Toronto will absolutely roll them and could actually make the second round.

?? I can't remember the last time the Leafs looked good out there. Florida doesn't count.

 

[solbes]

Local golf courses stood to lose out on significant revenue this week as the Wild are in the playoffs for the first time in 5 years. Of course the courses aren't open yet anyway with our crappy spring. On the positive, the Wild players should be some of the first people to hit the links after they lose to the Hawks. Unless Backstrom somehow stands on his freaking head for 4 games. (((Go Wild)))

Also I'm starting to see a little too much confidence in the Toronto fans. Die Maple Leaves!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Hahahaha, I remember that commercial and was looking for it the other day.

 

[emjay]

Die Maple Leaves!

What about the Maple Leafs*?

 

[emjay]

?? I can't remember the last time the Leafs looked good out there. Florida doesn't count.

Heh, that's true, though I can remember the last time they looked good.

I suppose it will be a battle of the slumps. Let's hope they wake the hell up.

 

[HawksBrewer]

the Wild players should be some of the first people to hit the links after they lose to the Hawks. Unless Backstrom somehow stands on his freaking head for 4 games. (((Go Wild)))

Yup. Doesn't look too good for you and your MN brethren.

 

[solbes]

What about the Maple Leafs*?

But there's no accent when you say leafs. Gotta be leaves.

 

[emjay]

But there's no accent when you say leafs. Gotta be leaves.

They're named after a military regiment, making it a proper noun.

 

[emjay]

Ahhh... I had almost forgotten the bull**** that is Leafs' playoff tickets...

Hopefully Bozak is in shape by Wednesday.

 

[paulster2626]

Also I'm starting to see a little too much confidence in the Toronto fans. Die Maple Leaves!

You sound like an old lady.

 

[solbes]

You sound like an old lady.

Come rub my bunions!

Today's the day, pumped. Conjuring up the spirit of the '91 North Stars. Any of those guys even alive anymore?

 

[HawksBrewer]

Come rub my bunions!

Today's the day, pumped. Conjuring up the spirit of the '91 North Stars. Any of those guys even alive anymore?

I can't wait til puck drop at 7pm tonight. Kids will be in bed by 6:30pm just in time for some pregame. My condolences in advance

 

[emjay]

Sweet, Bozak expected to be good for game 1.

Minnesota leading!

Why do US-US broadcasts always look like ****? Freaking 1990 crap.

 

[emjay]

God I love playoff hockey. These guys are HUNGRY.

 

[meltroha]

Unbelievable shot!

 

[emjay]

Unbelievable shot!

I'd say it's more of an unbelievable ****up by Crawford, but sure!

 

[CityOChampBrew]

OT is not the Hawks friends.... there is no shootout in the playoffs

 

[MeatyPortion]

50-50 on who wins this one.

 

[CityOChampBrew]

Go north stars..... I mean wild

LoL

 

[MeatyPortion]

Dumb penalty.

 

[day_trippr]

Dumb penalty.

Followed by a phantom penalty the other way.
Jeeze, what an awful call...

Cheers!

 

[CityOChampBrew]

I've seen it all now.. Toews buys a penalty call by hooking a player in front of him???

 

[MeatyPortion]

Followed by a phantom penalty the other way.
Jeeze, what an awful call...

Cheers!

The call on Gilbert was legit.

 

[day_trippr]

The call on Gilbert was legit.

Bullpuppies. Exactly where was the "Hold" there??

Cheers!

 

[urbanmyth]

Why do US-US broadcasts always look like ****? Freaking 1990 crap.

No kidding. I was watching the Canadien's game on NHLN last weekend, and the picture was beautiful.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I've seen it all now.. Toews buys a penalty call by hooking a player in front of him???

Bullpuppies. Exactly where was the "Hold" there??

Cheers!

Watch the replay. Gilbert held Toews' stick. Otherwise there was a scoring chance.