Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[paulthenurse]

Do you think he poses for the pictures so that his 'meaty portion' is dangling?


I bet he does, then he sends the pic's to Laverne and Shirley Sedin.










Holy sheet!!! That's the LAST time I crack a fifth of Jack on the first tee, I swear to god. Never again. More thoughts like that and I'm signing myself up for therapy.

 

[emjay]

You guys certainly fantasize a lot about MeatyPortion and his uhh... "Meaty Portion".

 

[MeatyPortion]

and we care why?

Well you replied, didn't you?

 

[MeatyPortion]

For some reason I doubt paul and cape are that far away from each other. In fact, they probably sit on each other while logging out and logging in, and then they log out/in online. All the while they are thinking about my body in a Bruins jersey. Man, never have I seen two guys get outed so quickly and definitively.

 

[Cape Brewing]

She wouldnt take the pic would she?

 

[wildwest450]

For some reason I doubt paul and cape are that far away from each other. In fact, they probably sit on each other while logging out and logging in, and then they log out/in online.

Which one do you suppose is the sock puppet?


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[arturo7]

PTN is probably the sock puppet since Cape occasionally posts aboot making beer. I'm guessing he developed the PTN character to ask noob questions.

Either that or both personae are a nom de plume for some other masshole with multiple personalities.

 

[jtkratzer]

It's good to watch hockey again, after missing all of the conference finals while I was in Africa.

 

[MeatyPortion]

She wouldnt take the pic would she?

 

[MeatyPortion]

Paul and Cape, discussing Boston hockey with each other.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"I said take the pic!!! The internet guys have to see my jersey!!!"

 

[MeatyPortion]

Found another picture of cape and paul.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Cape at a cosplay convention:

 

[arturo7]

It's good to watch hockey again, after missing all of the conference finals while I was in Africa.

What? No puck in the subcontinent?

 

[SPLASTiK]

 

[RMitch]

Vancouver is acting quite childish. You hear Luongo's comments about the past two games? lmao

Refers to the Bruins wins as "luck".

Sorry bro, but scoring 12 goals on you over 2 games is a little more than "luck".

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[emjay]

Vancouver is acting quite childish. You hear Luongo's comments about the past two games? lmao

Refers to the Bruins wins as "luck".

Sorry bro, but scoring 12 goals on you over 2 games is a little more than "luck".

Um, did you even watch game 4? Look at each individual goal... there most certainly were horseshoes coming out of Boston's collective ass (figuratively, unlike Cape who is literally pulling horseshoes - and an assortment of other objects - out his ass, but that's entirely unrelated.) Not to mention some of the calls... e.g. the slashing penalty given to Sedin which NOBODY could possibly honestly support after watching the replay.

Game 3, Boston would have won with or without luck, although they still clearly have a leprechaun in their possession - hmmm... a TINY yet dirty, mischievous, unscrupulous, and annoying pest of a "man"? Must be Marchand. But the majority of goals were after the Canucks had already written the game off.

If the refs smarten up, the Bruins don't stand a chance in game 5.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The refs..

They got lucky...

The sun was in our eyes...

It was that time ofnthe month for the twins...

Jeeeeeesus. The pansyism runs deep with that organizations. Farking excuses excuses.

 

[RMitch]

Um, did you even watch game 4? Look at each individual goal... there most certainly were horseshoes coming out of Boston's collective ass (figuratively, unlike Cape who is literally pulling horseshoes - and an assortment of other objects - out his ass, but that's entirely unrelated.) Not to mention some of the calls... e.g. the slashing penalty given to Sedin which NOBODY could possibly honestly support after watching the replay.

Game 3, Boston would have won with or without luck, although they still clearly have a leprechaun in their possession - hmmm... a TINY yet dirty, mischievous, unscrupulous, and annoying pest of a "man"? Must be Marchand. But the majority of goals were after the Canucks had already written the game off.

If the refs smarten up, the Bruins don't stand a chance in game 5.

Oh I agree...plenty of the goals Bruins have scored were absolute trash. But that is a problem on Vancouver's end, not Boston's.

And did you miss Thornton getting kicked out of Game 3 for no apparent reason? The calls have been going back and forth.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Um, did you even watch game 4? Look at each individual goal... there most certainly were horseshoes coming out of Boston's collective ass (figuratively, unlike Cape who is literally pulling horseshoes - and an assortment of other objects - out his ass, but that's entirely unrelated.) Not to mention some of the calls... e.g. the slashing penalty given to Sedin which NOBODY could possibly honestly support after watching the replay.

Game 3, Boston would have won with or without luck, although they still clearly have a leprechaun in their possession - hmmm... a TINY yet dirty, mischievous, unscrupulous, and annoying pest of a "man"? Must be Marchand. But the majority of goals were after the Canucks had already written the game off.

If the refs smarten up, the Bruins don't stand a chance in game 5.

Did YOU even watch games 3 and 4??? The supposedly best team and the most talented team, got totally dominated in every aspect of the game. I'll maybe give you game one, but game two could've gone either way and you we're lucky to get out of that game with a win, which would've put you down by two. I think the players in front of louongo are extremely nervous. Cape is dead on right, when he said the Canucks can't handle the physical play. They are scared to play this team. Where the Hell have the Sedin sisters, Kessler, Burrows been? They've been silent... The Canucks are 1-18 on the power play in this series. Didn't they have the best PP % in the NHL... Not to good.

If, and I say if Tim Thomas plays like he has played in the last three games, the Bruins are going to be hard to beat.
You better win tomorrow night, because if you don't, I think the B's win at home in 6. IMHO

 

[RMitch]

Bruins just need to keep the front of the net clear. Thomas will stop 2 on 1 and breakaway shots all day...its when we got multiple Bruins and Canucks standing in front of him, blocking his view that he most frequently lets goals in.

 

[passedpawn]

I wish it was Lightning / Bruins. Why aren't my Lightning in the finals. Waaaaah. There, I said it. I feel better. Thanks for your understanding.

 

[Bulls Beers]

The refs..

They got lucky...

The sun was in our eyes...

It was that time ofnthe month for the twins...

Jeeeeeesus. The pansyism runs deep with that organizations. Farking excuses excuses.

Not to mention the Canucks coach Alain Vigneault whining to the league about Timmy's goaltending. Stop crying and play the game...

 

[Bulls Beers]

I wish it was Lightning / Bruins. Why aren't my Lightning in the finals. Waaaaah. There, I said it. I feel better. Thanks for your understanding.

At least you guys took it to us. That was a very very tough series. Tons of physical play..

 

[RMitch]

Agreed. Lightning could turn the game around at the drop of a hat. It was all a matter of how quick they wanted to drive the puck. With Vancouver, not so much.

 

[Boleslaus]

I think India is the subcontinent...Africa is a real continent...

 

[arturo7]

I think India is the subcontinent...Africa is a real continent...

probably not much hockey in either place

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey I post about making beer all the time, but unlike you dbags I don't need to ask 500 times "is this batch ruined?".

I've ruined enough batches over the years that I know right away when one is spoiled. I put those aside for a few years to develop the funkification. Then I get back online to share my wisdom with the rest of you foos. You can thank me later.

 

[jtkratzer]

I hate the sense of entitlement hockey fans from Canada have about the Cup. Far too many of them act like its their birth right. That is why I will always cheer for the American team in the finals, even if it means cheering for the Pens, Devils, or Rangers (as a Flyers fan).

Go Boston!