Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[StittsvilleJames]

Let's go Canucks!!!!!!

Hopefully they do better than the flames, oilers, and senators before them!

Go Canada!

 

[Bulls Beers]

rum barrel braggot.

I'm not &*@$in around

Doesn't get much better than this Bri...

 

[Cape Brewing]

See... the key is to get to Roloson early...

Oh jeez... what I am talking about? The Lighting are home. Duhhh... too much to drink for me already.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Here comes the fake Pavarotti to do the Canadian anthem.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Doesn't get much better than this Bri...

(knodding in confident agreement)

Good thing the bah is soundproof tonight.

 

[Bulls Beers]

(knodding in confident agreement)

Good thing the bah is soundproof tonight.

yeah tell me about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And... what the hell are they standing on guard for thee from??? What?? Over-aggressive moose?? C'mon! It's CANADA

 

[Bulls Beers]

And... what the hell are they standing on guard for thee from??? What?? Over-aggressive moose?? C'mon! It's CANADA

hahahaha!!! I love it.

 

[arturo7]

Canada's anthem is fragging awesome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PFFT... please... PROTECT THE BACON!!!

 

[Boleslaus]

Haha that "scrum" makes the Canucks look like a bunch of Vag's.

 

[arturo7]

I just lost respect for Burrows.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Chara just went to change his tampon.

 

[arturo7]

I think he's using a maxi-pad for this game.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Shoot the god damn puck...Jeez!!

 

[emjay]

Wow... Boston is just terrible on the powerplay.

 

[arturo7]

The B's crappy PP will be their demise.

 

[emjay]

LOL @ Lucic

 

[Bulls Beers]

Wow... Boston is just terrible on the powerplay.

The Canucks powerplay isn't much better...

 

[MeatyPortion]

LOL @ Lucic getting hip-checked. Best hip check I've seen since Steve Smith played.

 

[emjay]

Wow... the Burrows penalty was bull****. I don't particularly like the guy, but that was probably the worst call I've seen in these entire playoffs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Floppppppppppppppppppp!

I effin hate floppers.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Man, The B's are getting some great scoring opptys. They need to put it in the friggin net.

 

[shecky]

Jesus, the Canucks take more dives than Greg Lougainis and the Italian national soccer team combined.

Henrik Sedin, really? Come on, son.


Is it just me or has NBC washed out the ice so much it's hard to follow the puck? I had to adjust the contrast on my TV.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The Bruins just peed a little.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Jesus, the Canucks take more dives than Greg Lougainis and the Italian national soccer team combined.

Henrik Sedin, really? Come on, son.


Is it just me or has NBC washed out the ice so much it's hard to follow the puck? I had to adjust the contrast on my TV.

It's funny you say that, I was saying the thing...I thought my HDTV was going..

 

[DakotaRules]

I just peed a little!

 

[shecky]

It's funny you say that, I was saying the thing...I thought my HDTV was going..

I thought it was my TV for a fleeting moment until I realized I've watched hockey all year without issue.

BTW, Burrows = Tyson. What a ******.

 

[Boleslaus]

Jesus, the Canucks take more dives than Greg Lougainis and the Italian national soccer team combined.

Henrik Sedin, really? Come on, son.

That is exactly why I don't like the Canucks anymore. I used to like them in the regular season. Although admittedly I didn't see many live games. After seeing them in the playoffs they are definitely a bunch of divers.

 

[emjay]

Canadian feed looks fine...

 

[shecky]

Canadian feed looks fine...

That's because you are all perpetually drunk.

 

[emjay]

I thought it was my TV for a fleeting moment until I realized I've watched hockey all year without issue.

BTW, Burrows = Tyson. What a ******.

Burrows IS a ******, but when he got that recent penalty, for a second I actually thought I was watching soccer with Thomas's Oscar-worthy performance.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you see Sedin!?!?!?!?

 

[shecky]

Burrows IS a ******, but when he got that recent penalty, for a second I actually thought I was watching soccer with Thomas's Oscar-worthy performance.

Hardly makes up for the fact that Burrows bit another human being. Who the bless bites another person?

 

[emjay]

Hardly makes up for the fact that Burrows bit another human being. Who the bless bites another person?

When did that happen? I seemed to have missed that.

If true, though, you're right and I don't think he should still be on the ice...

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Bobbsey Twins were pretty quiet in the first two periods, while the Bruins are hanging in there with the best hockey team to have ever laced up skates in the history of the universe...

 

[Bulls Beers]

When did that happen? I seemed to have missed that.

If true, though, you're right and I don't think he should still be on the ice...

Yeah, you missed it...

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Jesus. Homes wiped off the map tonight in Mass. Four dead. Seven tornados touched down over the last few hours.)

 

[shecky]

When did that happen? I seemed to have missed that.

If true, though, you're right and I don't think he should still be on the ice...

Happened in the scrum at the end of the first period. He bit Bergeron. Impossible to sink lower than that.

 

[emjay]

Yeah, you missed it...

Ah... just heard Bergeron whining about it to a CBC reporter.