Drunken Talent!

[IXVolt]

Has anyone tried this... ?


lol

What kind of Drunken Talent do you have?





I'd probably spill 90% of that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

my best talent is pissing off my wife

 

[dataz722]

I am mcguiver when it comes to opening a bottle.

 

[Homercidal]

I am WAYYYY better at guitar hero when I'm drunk.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Learning languages. When I was mediocre at French in an immersed environment, my inebriation removed my inhibitions and I was told that I spoke much better French by the locals.

 

[BenjaminR]

I am good at waking up with random things in my bed. Trophies, man hole covers, porkers, you name it.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I can pee standing up, unsupported, when drubk.












Getting to toilet before I start is the hard part.

 

[IXVolt]

Getting to toilet before I start is the hard part.

The fact that you use a toilet deserves a +1

:cross:

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Fell down the stairs once while carrying a Bloody Mary. Didn't spill a drop. Drunk as hell, too. That's GOTTA count for something.

 

[CNote2]

In college, it used to be the procurement of bar signs from local establishments. Nowadays, it's pretty much the same as HoppyDaze, except replace "wife" with "girlfriend".

 

[IrregularPulse]

I sing incredibly well at karaoke when I get drunk!

 

[homebrewer_99]

I have a proficiency for turning alcohol into urine...

 

[Chudz]

Has anyone tried this... ?


lol

What kind of Drunken Talent do you have?





I'd probably spill 90% of that.

That is pretty epic and is now on my list of things to try. My only drunken, positive talent that comes to mind is pool. I hit the zone after five beers. Then it holds to beer number twelve or so before going downhill rapidly.

 

[IrregularPulse]

That is pretty epic and is now on my list of things to try. My only drunken, positive talent that comes to mind is pool. I hit the zone after five beers. Then it holds to beer number twelve or so before going downhill rapidly.

haha I am like that in beer pong beween beers 2 and 5-7.

 

[CNote2]

That is pretty epic and is now on my list of things to try. My only drunken, positive talent that comes to mind is pool. I hit the zone after five beers. Then it holds to beer number twelve or so before going downhill rapidly.

I'm the same way with darts. Usually takes 2 beers before I get into the zone and starts to go downhill once I hit double digits...

 

[GroosBrewz]

My amazing drunk "talent", is that I eat lit cigarettes when I get drunk.. Not like sitting alone, in a dark room, naked on the couch kind of eating lit cigarettes.. I do it purely for shock value and it really freaks people out.. I tried to do it sober once and just couldnt do it.. Oh yeah, I also like to "firewalk" through the campfire when I am drunk and camping.. Damn, I am a strange sonofabitch......

 

[matthewgardner]

I made a son while drunk - does that count as a talent...I mean I might have ended up with a little girl.

 

[pksmitty]

I made a son while drunk - does that count as a talent...I mean I might have ended up with a little girl.

The real talent is not letting your wife find out!

 

[slomo]

I get drunk and take showers.

 

[TwoFortySX]

I like this topic cause I know for sure that everyone has something they do better drunk especially if you are/were at one time a binge drinker. I am not going to lie, I was a binge dinker while I was underage and in college. Surprise, Surprise.

I learned to drink anything, and not only drink anything but I could drink it FAST. At first it was just for fun that we would bong a few beers, shotgun beers or just chug as fast as possible. However, that turned into the accepted method of pre-gaming for a long while. It got to the point that I could easily get a can of beer down in a few seconds, then go right back for another a few minutes later. That was a quite the skill but these days I can barely chug a beer.

Now a days, the only thing I really do well when I am drunk is annoy the girlfriend and sleep on the couch like a boss after!:rockin:

 

[hoppymonkey]

I am great at flirting with other women and pissing off my wife.

 

[matthewgardner]

The real talent is not letting your wife find out!

She was there - so I am safe...but a minute either way and I could have had a life of worry instead of a brew partner and a drinking buddy.

 

[jhenderson27]

I seem to have had this ability in my early 20s of getting wasted and passing out in the most obscure places. Behind plants behind couches under beds....the best to date was me and the gf got tore up and one of us took a shower...or turned it on and forgot it for 8 hours. We woke up to a thick haze of steam, freaked and I ran out the house naked thinking it was on fire. Needless to say, I lock the door to the shower now when I drink! Go me! O yah and I am amazing at quarters and pong when I can't even hold my eyes open. Ahh the days of dumbas$ youth.

 

[jhenderson27]

I also consider myself a super hero, my talent is to help get all evil sober people drunk. Call me Super Drunk!

 

[rycov]

i can drive a lot better when i'm drunk (j/k i dont do it, you shouldn't either)


but really i can remember the **** out of peoples names when im drunk. but only for the night, they're gone in the morning. and i'm really terrible with names otherwise.




also i get better at pool, pong, guitar hero, and being loud. but the name thing i think is my biggest drunk super power.

 

[jtkratzer]

I seem to have had this ability in my early 20s of getting wasted and passing out in the most obscure places. Behind plants behind couches under beds....the best to date was me and the gf got tore up and one of us took a shower...or turned it on and forgot it for 8 hours. We woke up to a thick haze of steam, freaked and I ran out the house naked thinking it was on fire. Needless to say, I lock the door to the shower now when I drink! Go me! O yah and I am amazing at quarters and pong when I can't even hold my eyes open. Ahh the days of dumbas$ youth.

My cousin passed out in the shower for about that long. He was a bit soggy and the skin was just a tad pruny in the morning.

A buddy of mine passed out after playing with a hair dryer and woke up to a 2nd degree burn on his leg.

 

[Brewpastor]

I am mcguiver when it comes to opening a bottle.

You have a mullet when you are drunk?

 

[jhenderson27]

Jt..actually we were both in bed. Neither of us were wet from the shower. Anywho all this laughing made me think about another. When my gf was on vacation me and a buddie were out and on the walk home we hit a 7-11 and got a sandwich and I ended up passing out with the sandwich....well there was sandwich EVERYWHERE in the morning. That sucked hard. Try explaining to your gf how the sheets got ruined bc of mayo....yah didn't go over well. Im much wiser now a days. I just eat chips in bed while drunk. Nothing a vaccum cleaner can get rid of.

 

[scotched]

Smoking a cigarette backwards! That takes skill.

 

[jhenderson27]

Yea, let's go with skill on that. My only question is why.....