Drunken Talent!

[rycov]

not much dumber than smoking it the right way...

 

[scotched]

Good question. =)

 

[Stout-n-Braggot]

I've forgotten how to speak English while drunk, and its my native tongue...

 

[Arneba28]

I get ultra philosophical and have really in depth talks with people. Then I hear the story the next day of people saying that "we talked for 2 hours about medical terminology and treatment" " you werent drunk at all". Then I dont remember the conversation.

 

[scotched]

philosophical? Sounds like something a little different from EtOH :cross:

 

[bengerman]

Learning languages. When I was mediocre at French in an immersed environment, my inebriation removed my inhibitions and I was told that I spoke much better French by the locals.

i'm the same way, i think...
it's hard because the sample time i have involved two people who were in the same german class watching Stalingrad (mostly just to see the scene with the German soldier shouting "Ich habe in meine Hosen gescheisen!")
i'm also insanely good at sudoku when i'm still buzzed but beginning to sober up. got really drunk one day, ran out of beer, got on the bus to go home, and set some records on my cellphone sudoku that have not been beaten since.

 

[rycov]

I've forgotten how to speak English while drunk, and its my native tongue...

yes!

i speak spanish and i used to work at a restaurant with some spanish speaking folk. (dear freinds of mine) sometimes when they were at the bar drinking with me, between talking to them and talking to enlglish speakers i got my wires crossed and would screw everybody up.

 

[Stout-n-Braggot]

For several hours between 2009 and 2010 I completely forgot English, no words, no grammar, nothing, I was speaking only French, it was especially hilarious when my French friends were trying to practice their English with me.

 

[curlyfat]

I get ultra philosophical and have really in depth talks with people. Then I hear the story the next day of people saying that "we talked for 2 hours about medical terminology and treatment" " you werent drunk at all". Then I dont remember the conversation.

This happens to me almost everytime I get drunk. I also have a habit of writing essays on subjects like religion, business, racism,etc. while drunk and alone. I don't write normally, have never been a writer, am barely educated, and we're talking two-page essays that go into great depth, sound intelligent and generally lack any grammatical errors. I don't know where that comes from, but if I drank excessively more often i'd at least start a "Drunken Rant" blog to record these epic thought writings.

Oh! I also have the ability to get along with anyone, and have great conversations despite my usually shy personality. It's like my inhibitions are lowered...

 

[daniels]

up till i was 25 i was able to drink till i was damn near dead and i could walk and talk to someone as if id never touched a drop. ive fooled cops(no dui bull****) friends you name it. then one night i took a bottle of everclear to fla with me and partied with a cousin of mine there and went way to far with it and now i stumble and slur when im drunk. man i cannot tell everyone out there enough be careful with that. i done lots of dumb **** on that stuff.

 

[Joesf35]

I made a son while drunk - does that count as a talent...I mean I might have ended up with a little girl.

Ha! He probably does a lot of things better when drunk then. He is the former fastest drunken sperm.

 

[daniels]

Oh! I also have the ability to get along with anyone, and have great conversations despite my usually shy personality. It's like my inhibitions are lowered...

one in the same my brother

 

[Hang Glider]

This happens to me almost everytime I get drunk. I also have a habit of writing essays on subjects like religion, business, racism,etc. while drunk and alone. I don't write normally, have never been a writer, am barely educated, and we're talking two-page essays that go into great depth, sound intelligent and generally lack any grammatical errors. I don't know where that comes from, but if I drank excessively more often i'd at least start a "Drunken Rant" blog to record these epic thought writings.

We're ready for your LSD trials, Curly. Are you ready?

Oh! I also have the ability to get along with anyone, and have great conversations despite my usually shy personality. It's like my inhibitions are lowered...

I think this has been clinically proven...

 

[EoinMag]

I can play a mean blues when I'm drunk, I mean bottle of vodka and a case of beer drunk.
I play, but am out of practise, played some really good blues with my brother at 6 in the morning after a night of pure drinking, was great. He still remembers it as being great blues too, so I don't think it's a collective drunken experience that we perceived as good.....proabably anyway, there were no sober witnesses.

 

[Ultima]

I'm a regular casanova when I'm drunk. Went to a wedding with my gf at the time, left with another girl's number...and my gf. That wasn't the last time, and now that the gf is ex-gf, I need to capitalize on this talent more!!

 

[Ultima]

And I suppose the part that makes it a "drunken talent" is that I'm as engaging as a cardboard box under more regular circumstances...such results are very typical though, so I might have to say my drunken talent is endurance running. Okay like 3 or 4 miles, and I hate it the next day, but there's no way I could get through that s*** sober!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Doing my homework.

 

[CoalCracker]

I usually wake up with a hat on, even if I'm not originally wearing one. Finding the owner is always fun..

 

[hip2bsquare]

I can project my voice EXTREMELY well when I am drunk...I forget that just because my hearing is less than normal doesn't mean other people can't hear me.

 

[steelcitybrew]

Im able to diffuse any situation, be it a fight, or a cop. Especially cops.

 

[jtkratzer]

Bump, this was entertaining.

 

[jonmohno]

I used to dance and have fun until i got owi's wha wha wha Now i homebrew and my talent tyring all the beer ever made in the world ever. whant whant whaaaaaa.... I heard a gong somewhere in my head. Crowd roars with empathy,huh? next beer please.