Wow, unrelated but I just remembered this little side story. (You have to know my wife's name is Dina for this to be funny).
A few years ago we were at a wedding of her friend that I find annoying. During the course of the reception, I got really hammered. When we ent to sign the picture board, I decided to do it for the two of us. You sign the matting around some ghey picture and they hang it up to be reminded how 150 drunks love them down the road. Well, there was a disconnect between my brain and my fingers, and I wrote "Best wishes, Ryan and D-I-N-G" (without the dashes of course). I immedietly realized I screwed up and tried to fix it by writing over it to correct it, but ole drunk fingers just does another G. One more futile attempt to correct it and again a G. Now mind you, all of this was done with a sharpie, so every time over the letter, the deeper and wider the mark. To this day, that picture hangs over thier mantle in all its glory. From Ryan and Ding.