Don't Drink Beer

[JulianB1]

Posted this on the Farcebook:

Yes, some people do indeed "talk and the only ones listening are themselves".

 

[trickytunadicky]

Posted this on the Farcebook:

Yes, some people do indeed "talk and the only ones listening are themselves".

Ratios matter.

 

[abawol01]

Posted this on the Farcebook:

Yes, some people do indeed "talk and the only ones listening are themselves".

Stone. *******. Cold.

Doing the Lord's work JulianB

 

[Previously]

At first I thought the josh comment was doing a bit because I couldn't make sense of it
When I realized he was serious was when the WAT dosing really kicked in

DON'T

 

[vav1]

Ok so since i donated that pedobear shirt to goodwill, can i buy a Walrus shirt?

 

[Wolverines661]

Thrilled STL peeps decided not to **** me when I offered Vanilla Rye for that swill. It was...interesting?

I think some of the people down there might be beyond the point of return. I literally poured it out while I watch every STL person around me tell me how great it is and how it's so close to the Scribe. Maybe I am the *******.

 

[ChaQuiseman]

I think some of the people down there might be beyond the point of return.

The trading scene is literally a bunch of man children clam baking their own farts lately. "New hype can B is literally the juciest thing since previous hype can A, so much so that I traded my kidney for half of a stale can that someone salvaged from a dumpster."

I'm to the point of disregarding anything I read in a beer review unless I'm the one tasting it. There have been so many disappointing "NEXT VR!!!" or "liquid brownie batter!" bottles that it's literally hype fatigue anymore. And for what ends? So you can post a photo to your facebook group of choice and show the world how you only get ****** up on the finest suds available?

Stop chasing, start actually tasting. It's a better life.

 

[Wolverines661]

But...everything that dude Jason Stein writes for Paste is spot-on. We can just agree on that at least. That's really DDB's pen-name.

 

[Sheets3x]

Is this the first box they've ever shipped??? Glass on glass crime ffs...

 

[2plums4one]

""NEXT VR!!!" or "liquid brownie batter!"
You can just replace those words with "I have no idea what I'm talking about" in almost every instance. I need at least 10 adjectives, 2 of which I have to look up the definition, for me to really trust a review.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Is this the first box they've ever shipped??? Glass on glass crime ffs...

That better already be a meme on BIL

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I hate and love this sooooo much.

 

[rcubed1]

"I told Bob that this IPA did not need the Yellow 5 but then I realized that lowering the sperm count of haze drinkers wouldn’t be such a bad thing."

Ahahaha.

 

[Stubs]

dontdrinkbeer is $55 too much for a stout with rare ass vanilla beans?

 

[chongcheesol]

 

[stakem1]

Suppydoo making the frontlines of BA.....its gotta be a dont drink alstrom collab right?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Suppydoo making the frontlines of BA.....its gotta be a dont drink alstrom collab right?

Hahahah damn crazy coincidence

 

[evilc]

"I told Bob that this IPA did not need the Yellow 5 but then I realized that lowering the sperm count of haze drinkers wouldn’t be such a bad thing."

Ahahaha.

But how would that affect anything?

 

[Previously]

 

[matedog]

Good listen. I appreciated DDB’s out of character interview.

 

[disapowzment]

Comedy beer blog? I’ve been basing my beer trades on your site. I’m devastated.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Comedy beer blog? I’ve been basing my beer trades on your site. I’m devastated.

"I thought this was a finance/investment site, what the ****"

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Is Alex Kidd a pseudonym?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kidd

 

[drgarage1]

Is Alex Kidd a pseudonym?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kidd

Lol no.

 

[Kasher]

Is Alex Kidd a pseudonym?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kidd

Hayashida is DDB's father.

 

[rcubed1]

We will have to wait for Sonic to replace him as the flagship comedy beer blog.

 

[disapowzment]

That fb video had me rollin

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

That fb video had me rollin

Haha I forgot i made that until I woke up this morning

 

[swivelhips1]

https://oct.co/essays/barleywine-life-and-so-could-you

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

https://oct.co/essays/barleywine-life-and-so-could-you

Dude what the ****


No mention of the Facebook group or the BIL sign or the memes or ddb or BIL collabs

Was this written by a sub orbital drone giving the most pixelated of landscapes?