Don't Drink Beer

[sacrelicio]

this is seriously some next level ****

I know that guy, real jokester. One if the best beer **** posts/trolljobs ever. Maybe the best.

 

[Romulux]

whats this post with no GIF

i cant make sense of it who hacked ur account

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

With previous iterations of beer nerd scholasticism, there would be a rubric of **** like trying Celebrator, Fantome, dabbling in Struise, laying a foundation of crystal malt IPAs, and a counterpoint for mixed culture wilds. Now, the quality of beer is rising and the disposition to lock in a learn **** has gone by the wayside. In lieu of homebrewer turned enthusiast, we are increasingly seeing the model of disphit undergrad with plugs/Supreme hoodie jumping directly from Rogue to StoutRazzle secondary expert.

This description of the evolving neckbeard experiential arc brought a tear to my eye. The rites of passage are gone.

 

[NAD1983]

I have never been more proud and ashamed at the same time. Thanks for the feels dontdrinkbeer!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I have never been more proud and ashamed at the same time. Thanks for the feels dontdrinkbeer!

good luck trying to explain that shirt to basically anyone


ppl gonna have so many questions for u

 

[nanobrew1]

good luck trying to explain that shirt to basically anyone


ppl gonna have so many questions for u

Can someone explain it to me?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Can someone explain it to me?

the new kendrick lamar album is called DAMN. and has the same cover.

DONT = obvi DDB reference

Walrus = OG subbydoo avatar from when I was banned from BA, DDB mascot for beer dumbfucks who hang out in the cold for calories, stock blubber, and yell about nothing.

mix it up in a pot, what the **** do you got? the realest and illest shirt killers, like it or not.

 

[matedog]

the new kendrick lamar album is called DAMN. and has the same cover.

DONT = obvi DDB reference

Walrus = OG subbydoo avatar from when I was banned from BA, DDB mascot for beer dumbfucks who hang out in the cold for calories, stock blubber, and yell about nothing.

mix it up in a pot, what the **** do you got? the realest and illest shirt killers, like it or not.

What is your BA ban story?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

What is your BA ban story?

Objection: vague and ambiguous, lacks specificity, assumes only one ban within the record

 

[NAD1983]

the new kendrick lamar album is called DAMN. and has the same cover.

DONT = obvi DDB reference

Walrus = OG subbydoo avatar from when I was banned from BA, DDB mascot for beer dumbfucks who hang out in the cold for calories, stock blubber, and yell about nothing.

I think I am going to print cards (much like the mini Miranda Rights cards that police officers carry around) with this post printed on them word. Anytime someone asks me what my shirt means I'll just whip out a card and carry on with my business. I should probably include subbydoo, DDB, and BA definitions on the back as well...

 

[trickytunadicky]

I think I am going to print cards (much like the mini Miranda Rights cards that police officers carry around) with this post printed on them word. Anytime someone asks me what my shirt means I'll just whip out a card and carry on with my business. I should probably include subbydoo, DDB, and BA definitions on the back as well...

Don't forget "condo lambic"

 

[sacrelicio]

good luck trying to explain that shirt to basically anyone


ppl gonna have so many questions for u

Girls: "Oh your shirt, it's sort of like the Kendrick album, I like him too! Why the walrus face though?"

Um so I trade beer that I can't get here, and some of it is really rare, so a lot of the people are really weird about getting it and this dude has a blog where he does reviews and makes fun of all that, and he references drunk stepdads and neckbeards a lot, and his old Beer Advocate avatar was a walrus, and I'm not sure what the don't is for, but be does these t-shirts, and let me tell you about the BA vanilla stout craze, it's so nuts people line up all night for these bottles, I did it once and got really drunk in front of the Walgreen's next door to the brewery and slept in a chair, and then...

*Girls leave*

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Girls: "Oh your shirt, it's sort of like the Kendrick album, I like him too! Why the walrus face though?"

Um so I trade beer that I can't get here, and some of it is really rare, so a lot of the people are really weird about getting it and this dude has a blog where he does reviews and makes fun of all that, and he references drunk stepdads and neckbeards a lot, and his old Beer Advocate avatar was a walrus, and I'm not sure what the don't is for, but be does these t-shirts, and let me tell you about the BA vanilla stout craze, it's so nuts people line up all night for these bottles, I did it once and got really drunk in front of the Walgreen's next door to the brewery and slept in a chair, and then...

*Girls leave*

Alright call vista print we have the copy we need

 

[sacrelicio]

Alright call vista print we have the copy we need

You should do black and white tees with anarcho crust punk artwork, and instead of old war photos or drawings of graveyards and smokestacks, it's guys passed out at DLD and bottle graveyards.

 

[trickytunadicky]

You should do black and white tees with anarcho crust punk artwork, and instead of old war photos or drawings of graveyards and smokestacks, it's guys passed out at DLD and bottle graveyards.

don't forget shart fight guy

 

[sacrelicio]

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

That would be such a sick ass backpiece for my sleeveless acid washed Jean vest right next to my
Crass and casualties patches

CrusTickers

 

[TommyShitt]

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

dontdrinkbeer got a shout out in the Pizza Boy thread on BA. Someone posted the drain pour video of the Bourbon Sunny Side Up and it elicited this response:

That's a bit dramatic. I had a BBA SSU tonight. Thought it was fine. Still prefer it to the regular SSU, but I'm not a coffee guy. Fell off a bit (which admittedly is unfortunate for a BBA Stout) but certainly not a drain pour. Beer nerds are so dramatic.

 

[2plums4one]

I thought Bourbon Sunny Side Up was not good. I've had worse, but its certainly not even a mid-tier stout.

*edit. Wasn't infected, just not good.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I thought Bourbon Sunny Side Up was not good. I've had worse, but its certainly not even a mid-tier stout.

*edit. Wasn't infected, just not good.

I felt the same way. I drank like four ounces and it was a very acrid sharp acidity. I mean sure I could have powered through it, but I already have other stupid unpleasant **** to subject myself to, so why should Pizza Boi get all my liver love to itself

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I hope everyone got their shirts, got a copyright infringement notice this morning so all DONT shirt sales halted.

 

[Beer4B]

I hope everyone got their shirts, got a copyright infringement notice this morning so all DONT shirt sales halted.

 

[tehzachatak]

I hope everyone got their shirts, got a copyright infringement notice this morning so all DONT shirt sales halted.

If you need us to razzle some beers to support your legal fees let us know

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

If you need us to razzle some beers to support your legal fees let us know

lol im not doing a bit, but suffice it to say, we cant sell that shirt anymore.

 

[tikk]

I hope everyone got their shirts, got a copyright infringement notice this morning so all DONT shirt sales halted.

DDB is inflating trade values on his shirts like so many pastry stouts right now.

Can't wait to see the trade threads now.
ISO VR
FT 2xl Don't shirt in grey first owner and always cleaned with Tide
Has a small rip in the pit from when I was reaching my taster in for a Midwest pour of b1 Derivation at DLD.

 

[mateoloco]

lol im not doing a bit, but suffice it to say, we cant sell that shirt anymore.

So you're giving them away now?

 

[benbikes4beer]

Damn, so the house shirts just went ghost white whale

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB is inflating trade values on his shirts like so many pastry stouts right now.

Can't wait to see the trade threads now.
ISO VR
FT 2xl Don't shirt in grey first owner and always cleaned with Tide
Has a small rip in the pit from when I was reaching my taster in for a Midwest pour of b1 Derivation at DLD.

"im gonna need to see the ShirtFax"

 

[benbikes4beer]

swear I didn't roll it bak