Don't Drink Beer

[cyde]

a bunch of my friends are in austin for the sketchfest and my team didnt submit, so much FOMO for all them LO Hef feels.

you can find that one draft ******* everywhere. its incredible that city is not perpetually sipping them lemon nanner esters

In a sea of pastry stouts, oral assaulting hop bombs, and enamel ripping sour beer; I find solace in super quaffable lagers and liquid banana bread.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

GEORGIA IS GRINDING THEM OILY BEANS AND BALS

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/05/2...pe-i-still-have-some-hope-theres-not-no-hope/

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

dafuq?

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/0...m-to-firestone-his-pool-water-notes-on-swole/

 

[mateoloco]

dafuq?

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/0...m-to-firestone-his-pool-water-notes-on-swole/

Drank that **** New Year's Eve. I brought the ddb, BravoDawg brought the Iowa shelfturds.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dafuq?

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/0...m-to-firestone-his-pool-water-notes-on-swole/

Closet aged condo lambic

 

[tehzachatak]

Oh my god. Up until the mango chutney, I was like "this is a pretty ****** video, DDB." Then I lost it completely.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Oh my god. Up until the mango chutney, I was like "this is a pretty ****** video, DDB." Then I lost it completely.

CK's personality is the most interesting thing about UP. I was dying at "inferior meadery like Pips." Why not ad chutney? People love jammy meads.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I hope you enjoy explaining who K Dot is, what DONT mean, or why you have a walrus on your chest.

****, I don't even know what they mean.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

new 2017 ddb shirts are live. five different colors so you and your hypothetical friends can look like drunken dipshit power rangers who make terrible life/apparel decisions

https://teespring.com/2017-dont-drink-beer-shirts-d#pid=369&cid=6514&sid=front

 

[tehzachatak]

new 2017 ddb shirts are live. five different colors so you and your hypothetical friends can look like drunken dipshit power rangers who make terrible life/apparel decisions

https://teespring.com/2017-dont-drink-beer-shirts-d#pid=369&cid=6514&sid=front

No ******* XL in blue, what is this, soviet russia

 

[beerindex]

No ******* XL in blue, what is this, soviet russia

XL? This is craft beer, not wine. Do you even beer belly?

 

[tehzachatak]

XL? This is craft beer, not wine. Do you even beer belly?

Honestly, I'm a large, I just like wearing an XL in DDB shirts so I look more hood

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Honestly, I'm a large, I just like wearing an XL in DDB shirts so I look more hood

get a 2xl and cut the sleeves off and stretch the sides like a neglige for the official 2017 fuccboi gym attire

 

[RyanG1]

Pairs well with JNCO jeans

 

[tehzachatak]

get a 2xl and cut the sleeves off and stretch the sides like a neglige for the official 2017 fuccboi gym attire

if you had made one on white i would have

 

[jlwalker20]

new 2017 ddb shirts are live. five different colors so you and your hypothetical friends can look like drunken dipshit power rangers who make terrible life/apparel decisions

https://teespring.com/2017-dont-drink-beer-shirts-d#pid=369&cid=6514&sid=front

i ordered five for myself, one for every day of gabf shitlording

now i gotta find time for talkbeer shirt and barleywine shirt fml

guess this just turned into a 7-day trip

 

[tikk]

i ordered five for myself, one for every day of gabf shitlording

now i gotta find time for talkbeer shirt and barleywine shirt fml

guess this just turned into a 7-day trip

Do you even moob sweat bro??

 

[BadJustin]

More importantly, how many miserable emails and FB messages have you gotten from Chris Klein

 

[jlwalker20]

this is seriously some next level ****

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

this is seriously some next level ****

Bil taking on westboro baptist is a literal god tier dispute

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I don't know if I'm more impressed with the sign or his choice of footwear.

 

[jlwalker20]

I don't know if I'm more impressed with the sign or his choice of footwear.

raw marbled beef croc sandals are the footwear of choice for the noble BIL soldier

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB dropped 2200 words on Pastrystouts and the current state of stoutffairs, split into two parts.

Reviews of Klien Interracial Love Child, Bake Kujira, Double Barrel Derivation, Reaction State, Label Us Notorious, It Was All a Dream, Night Fury, and more.

Volume I:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...ld-and-side-project-double-barrel-derivation/

Volume II:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...le-logic-ground-state-and-label-us-notorious/

 

[trickytunadicky]

DDB dropped 2200 words on Pastrystouts and the current state of stoutffairs, split into two parts.

Reviews of Klien Interracial Love Child, Bake Kujira, Double Barrel Derivation, Reaction State, Label Us Notorious, It Was All a Dream, Night Fury, and more.

Volume I:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...ld-and-side-project-double-barrel-derivation/

Volume II:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...le-logic-ground-state-and-label-us-notorious/

"The already incredible canon of the 2015 Maman’s of the world are given “more dimensions” to coin pithy trite mead terms." *slow clap*

 

[2plums4one]

Agreed with your review of heist cataclysm for the most part. Will be interesting to see the attention ORF 2018 gets as well. Woodford and BT barrels from what I hear. Hopefully they will allow them to age over 6 months.

 

[sunnrider]

All lies, ddb wants to hype this crap so he can max out on below the radar BA barleywines

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Genie: alright one last wish
Me: turn this book of Rilke poetry into a toy I can play with
Genie: we dont know what that will even loo-
Me: I SAID RILKE, NOW!

 

[Romulux]

DDB dropped 2200 words on Pastrystouts and the current state of stoutffairs, split into two parts.

Reviews of Klien Interracial Love Child, Bake Kujira, Double Barrel Derivation, Reaction State, Label Us Notorious, It Was All a Dream, Night Fury, and more.

Volume I:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...ld-and-side-project-double-barrel-derivation/

Volume II:

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/06/1...le-logic-ground-state-and-label-us-notorious/

Honestly, I do not understand any of this nonsense.

Thank you for drinking beer so I don't have to.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Honestly, I do not understand any of this nonsense.

Thank you for drinking beer so I don't have to.

whats this post with no GIF

i cant make sense of it who hacked ur account