Don't Drink Beer

[dontdrinkbeer]

There are no jazz apples or strawberries in that saison.

0/10

See Atlanta after class. Consult DDB thesaurus more frequently.

 

[FTowne1]

Four Side Project Beers and a wildly expensive Riedel glass. Still haven't even paid my auto registration.
At least I have my priorities all sorted out.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...ble-ba-vermillion-pinot-fermier-riedel-glass/

*Grandpa Pigeons.

 

[jivex5k1]

There are no jazz apples or strawberries in that saison.

I don't know what a jazz apple is, but I know I ******* want one.

 

[drgarage1]

I don't know what a jazz apple is, but I know I ******* want one.

Got you, boo.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I don't know what a jazz apple is, but I know I ******* want one.

Should be able to find them at any decent grocery store right now.

 

[jivex5k1]

Should be able to find them at any decent grocery store right now.

Dude, I can't even find kirby cucumbers in the grocery stores here, jazz apples have no chance.

 

[2plums4one]

I honestly didn't know those were a thing. This link might have just changed my life.
https://jazzapple.com/eat-me/jazz-apple-taste-profile

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Trillium. Highland Park. Wicked Weed. Burnt Hickory. Jackie O's.
Nine reviews for the attention span of none.
edit: the PNW will be deferred for later


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...k-holy-mountain-other-half-unrelated-roundup/

 

[jivex5k1]

Trillium. Highland Park. Wicked Weed. Burnt Hickory. Jackie O's.
Nine reviews for the attention span of none.
edit: the PNW will be deferred for later


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...k-holy-mountain-other-half-unrelated-roundup/

I didn't read any of the words, but I really like that curvy glass with the ghost on it.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I didn't read any of the words, but I really like that curvy glass with the ghost on it.

this is most of the DDB reader base

just scrolling until they find something to complain about then post it on their local reddit sub or homebrewing club message boards

 

[jivex5k1]

this is most of the DDB reader base

just scrolling until they find something to complain about then post it on their local reddit sub or homebrewing club message boards

Wouldn't they be called the non-reader base?

 

[2plums4one]

Trillium. Highland Park. Wicked Weed. Burnt Hickory. Jackie O's.
Nine reviews for the attention span of none.
edit: the PNW will be deferred for later


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...k-holy-mountain-other-half-unrelated-roundup/

Wouldn't argue with the price point on cerise morte, and agree 100% with the review. Thanks for posting. They put out a lot of really overpriced sour beer, but this one (and hopefully soon to be released to he public framboos morte), are worth 20 bucks a pop. The rest....no.

 

[More Betterness]

Trillium. Highland Park. Wicked Weed. Burnt Hickory. Jackie O's.
Nine reviews for the attention span of none.
edit: the PNW will be deferred for later


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...k-holy-mountain-other-half-unrelated-roundup/

Not even DDB spawned ISOs for BA GJG will pry those bottles from my hands . Completely agree with the review!

 

[Respirologist]

dontdrinkbeer Do you ever make your way out to Massachusetts?

 

[sacrelicio]

this is most of the DDB reader base

just scrolling until they find something to complain about then post it on their local reddit sub or homebrewing club message boards

"This guy isn't even funny, plus his grammar is atrocious!"

 

[sacrelicio]

"It’s like picking Dazzler in the 6 person X-men arcade."

10/10 esoteric as ****.

Only the craziest ****** at the mall would pull that ****.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Olmec barrel aged the idol, temple guards be grippin on my pendant

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/1...olmec-temple-guards-be-grippin-on-my-pendant/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Ayyyy Five Funk Factory Beers reviewed LMAOOO
OH **** WADDUP

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/23/funk-factory-roundup-bosbes-and-a-fleet-of-trading-ships/

 

[sacrelicio]

Ayyyy Five Funk Factory Beers reviewed LMAOOO
OH **** WADDUP

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/23/funk-factory-roundup-bosbes-and-a-fleet-of-trading-ships/

This is a particularly delicious take down of online beer goobers. And regular Tradeship is great.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

This is a particularly delicious take down of online beer goobers. And regular Tradeship is great.

The barbs are shellacked with so many coats of imagery and diction that they won't penetrate that rhino carapace tho

 

[sacrelicio]

The barbs are shellacked with so many coats of imagery and diction that they won't penetrate that rhino carapace tho

Carapace formed from a thick, oily mat of back hair.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Fremont Brew 1000 and Holy Mountain Midnight Still Coffee Vanilla, first you hear the crack from the PNW weeds and next all of the trader partners in ur squad are dead.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/2...ght-still-coffeevanilla-the-pnw-strikes-back/

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Separate references to mma and muy thai in the same article?

I suspect DDB is gettin' his fight game on swole for them ticker haterz.

 

[RyanG1]

"When you unite Oregon and Washington as a disjointed, rainy Voltron, those verdant expanses provide a compelling argument for cancelling your Fedex account outright. From Boneyard’s hoppy offerings, Ale Apothecary and Upright running the saison game, Engine 9 and De Garde pumpin out tart AWAs and Hair of the Dog and Fremont are left playing cleanup on every strong ale: their bases are covered."

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

"When you unite Oregon and Washington as a disjointed, rainy Voltron, those verdant expanses provide a compelling argument for cancelling your Fedex account outright. From Boneyard’s hoppy offerings, Ale Apothecary and Upright running the saison game, Engine 9 and De Garde pumpin out tart AWAs and Hair of the Dog and Fremont are left playing cleanup on every strong ale: their bases are covered."

lol i read somewhere that they are actually a white power band and "all that she wants" is an anti-immigrant song about people who move to Norway(?) for their health benefits

aint tryna fuxx w dem signs

 

[sacrelicio]

"When you unite Oregon and Washington as a disjointed, rainy Voltron, those verdant expanses provide a compelling argument for cancelling your Fedex account outright. From Boneyard’s hoppy offerings, Ale Apothecary and Upright running the saison game, Engine 9 and De Garde pumpin out tart AWAs and Hair of the Dog and Fremont are left playing cleanup on every strong ale: their bases are covered."

All your base beers are belong to us

 

[sacrelicio]

Fremont Brew 1000 and Holy Mountain Midnight Still Coffee Vanilla, first you hear the crack from the PNW weeds and next all of the trader partners in ur squad are dead.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/2...ght-still-coffeevanilla-the-pnw-strikes-back/

Brew 1000 is ******* out of this world. I could not believe that beer.

 

[FoudreGuy]

One of Holy Mountain's first commercial kegs was Unoaked Midnight Still. Their stout game has been strong since their inception.

Otherwise kickass write up.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

GET READY FOR A ZENO PARADOX: stouts, with adjuncts, but no barrel
THE RESULT MAY SHOCK U
https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/0...g-poppa-buckle-up-the-adjunct-road-is-savage/

 

[IndianaJones]

GET READY FOR A ZENO PARADOX: stouts, with adjuncts, but no barrel
THE RESULT MAY SHOCK U
https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/0...g-poppa-buckle-up-the-adjunct-road-is-savage/

Seriously though, how do people beat Dark Souls without armor using a broken sword?

Good write-up man. I enjoyed it even though my eyes sort of glaze over when you throw around the crazy vernacular you like using