Don't Drink Beer

[drgarage1]

White Rapper Show was the pinnacle. Hundred Proof is my hero.

 

[kbs]

kbs was on a fake pawn stars appraising old beer cans. Sam Fu tastybev either of y'all have links to the video content?

I knew this would make me famous

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

side project biere du pays: the intersection of maximum quality and minimum hype

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/1...intersection-of-max-quality-and-minimum-hype/

 

[trickytunadicky]

side project biere du pays: the intersection of maximum quality and minimum hype

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/1...intersection-of-max-quality-and-minimum-hype/

Did you use minimum hype and Side Project in the same sentence? Was that sarcasm?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Did you use minimum hype and Side Project in the same sentence? Was that sarcasm?

Can you name a beer released by side project that people care less about?


Maybe lattice? Even that is reaching

 

[mattQ]

Can you name a beer released by side project that people care less about?


Maybe lattice? Even that is reaching

Marionette Ave?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Marionette Ave?

I was gonna say that one but at least I have seen a few isos for that

What is the Peleg of sp? La fosse in its current radioactive-scorpions state?

 

[trickytunadicky]

Can you name a beer released by side project that people care less about?


Maybe lattice? Even that is reaching

I can't because I don't like SP all that much so I don't pay attention to them at all.

 

[Beer4B]

side project biere du pays: the intersection of maximum quality and minimum hype

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/1...intersection-of-max-quality-and-minimum-hype/

"The nose has a clean intense alkaline minerality like lime Pelligrino, tangerine zest, construction paper..."

Took me second to recognize that most of us find this descriptor as useful and can relate...you know, back in school when us kids had recess.

ISO whatever beer you describe using paste

 

[2plums4one]

side project biere du pays: the intersection of maximum quality and minimum hype

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/1...intersection-of-max-quality-and-minimum-hype/

Great article.

 

[swivelhips1]

It was like pirate life or some ****

Haven't found dipa yet but got some really fresh ipa and pale ale today and after 3 weeks of meh rice lagers in Palau and Tokyo, my mind is being blown by what hops can taste like.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB reviews Barrel Aged Dorothy, holler at Blanche and Rose laying deep in the barrel cut.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/21/hill-farmstead-barrel-aged-dorothy-got-me-blanche-in-the-face/

 

[drgarage1]

DDB reviews Barrel Aged Dorothy, holler at Blanche and Rose laying deep in the barrel cut.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/21/hill-farmstead-barrel-aged-dorothy-got-me-blanche-in-the-face/

No references to aserose C-/10 see me after class

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

No references to aserose C-/10 see me after class

I made a pine needle allusion.

Gotta spread out those evergreen superlatives. Like gymnosperms along the tundra

 

[matedog]

DDB reviews Barrel Aged Dorothy, holler at Blanche and Rose laying deep in the barrel cut.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/21/hill-farmstead-barrel-aged-dorothy-got-me-blanche-in-the-face/

"However, Hill Farmstead’s barrel program is basically that machine that transmutes Urkel into Stefan."

Holy ****, that was funny.

 

[JulianB1]

DDB reviews Barrel Aged Dorothy, holler at Blanche and Rose laying deep in the barrel cut.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/21/hill-farmstead-barrel-aged-dorothy-got-me-blanche-in-the-face/

"It’s like picking Dazzler in the 6 person X-men arcade."

10/10 esoteric as ****.

 

[Previously]

"It’s like picking Dazzler in the 6 person X-men arcade."

10/10 esoteric as ****.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

"It’s like picking Dazzler in the 6 person X-men arcade."

10/10 esoteric as ****.

haha story of that entire site, so many references I am like "there is no way someone is going to know what I am talking about here" and there's always like ONE guy who not only gets it but is AMPED about a reference to Big Bad Beetleborgs or whatever.

btw her mutant ability was amazing in that game, massive area of effect detonation. last summer i got all drunk at Ground Control in portland and chose the usually shunned Dazzler bc I am secure in my masculinity.


welcome to die

 

[matedog]

"It’s like picking Dazzler in the 6 person X-men arcade."

10/10 esoteric as ****.

Oh ****, I missed that one.

God that game was great.

 

[ScottJWing]

Big Bad Beetleborgs

******* you for putting that obnoxiously awesome jingle in my head for the rest of the day.

 

[JBP]

btw her mutant ability was amazing in that game, massive area of effect detonation. last summer i got all drunk at Ground Control in portland and chose the usually shunned Dazzler bc I am secure in my masculinity.


welcome to die

That Colossus mutant power sound effect tho

 

[matedog]

That Colossus mutant power sound effect tho

Raaaah!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

six midwest pours and subsequent reviews of completely unrelated beers. no structure, no reason. DDB continues to become increasingly irrelevant.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/2...st-pours-a-study-of-recent-cetacean-activity/

 

[drgarage1]

six midwest pours and subsequent reviews of completely unrelated beers. no structure, no reason. DDB continues to become increasingly irrelevant.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/07/2...st-pours-a-study-of-recent-cetacean-activity/

Waiting for the Reddit thread about how many of these beers aren't from the Midwest.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Waiting for the Reddit thread about how many of these beers aren't from the Midwest.

Someone already said that on Facebook lol

Structural ambiguity ftw

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

That Colossus mutant power sound effect tho

Me as Colossus + my brother as Nightcrawler + $10 in quarters = an entire afternoon pissing off 4th grade bedwetters.

 

[Sheets3x]

Ima pass on da rare scoopz and stick with this shelf turd...

 

[JulianB1]

w00t!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Four Side Project Beers and a wildly expensive Riedel glass. Still haven't even paid my auto registration.
At least I have my priorities all sorted out.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...ble-ba-vermillion-pinot-fermier-riedel-glass/

 

[drgarage1]

Four Side Project Beers and a wildly expensive Riedel glass. Still haven't even paid my auto registration.
At least I have my priorities all sorted out.


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/08/0...ble-ba-vermillion-pinot-fermier-riedel-glass/

There are no jazz apples or strawberries in that saison.