Don't Drink Beer

[TokerAce]

Who do you think killed Jimmy Hoffa? And what, in your opinion, is the true identity of the Zodiac killer?

I ******* hate your website.

 

[xenjoiii]

Do you even Nietzsche?

 

[drgarage1]

Who do you think killed Jimmy Hoffa? And what, in your opinion, is the true identity of the Zodiac killer?

I wanted to say Aesop Rock, but I'm going with ODB for both.

 

[ShogoKawada]

dontdrinkbeer , who is the best Hot Boy?

Show your work.

 

[cry me]

it's turk, RIP turk

 

[Max]

it's turk, RIP turk

this turk?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Who do you think killed Jimmy Hoffa? MAFIA casts BIO

And what, in your opinion, is the true identity of the Zodiac killer?

Zodiark

I ******* hate your website.
ME TOO. me too.

you pretty much knew how that was gonna go.

 

[TheMitz]

Best hot boy begins and ends with Weezy. kthx

None of my friends get why your videos are funny, and just look at me puzzled when I giggle. What should I tell them?

Also, I will be soon trading for the first time. What should I go for? (Have CO beers)

 

[cry me]

lol if you don't think weezy was the weakest member of hot boys

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer , who is the best Hot Boy?

Show your work.

juvie in the late nineties was unfadeable.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Do you even Nietzsche?

psh b2 existentialism lol.

I am on that b1 Schopenhauer tip

inb4 that ph1 Hegel/Vedas pre-release swag.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

lol if you don't think weezy was the weakest member of hot boys

listen to these verses and tell me who is the most exceptional, 40 water/Charlie Hustle excluded



Better get this **** cracklin
my probation officer is gonna know what happen

DDB is gonna be here for a minute, you gotta respect it
there's a lotta other beer blogs getting killed, accept it.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

this turk?

this turk?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Best hot boy begins and ends with Weezy. kthx

None of my friends get why your videos are funny, and just look at me puzzled when I giggle. What should I tell them?
Here is the standard ******** most people say "he ruins beer, whats funny about that, i hate the voice, what is the joke, its the same **** over and over, what is the point of this, he needs to learn more about beer, this is immature, ad inifinitum"

The joke is those people. It's like ripping someone's own heart out to finally explain to them the nuances of the circulatory system, not until they are deep in the butthole of the beer game will things achieve perspective. I hit those inner beer walls like a cervix contractor.

Also, I will be soon trading for the first time. What should I go for? (Have CO beers)
Seek out any Fantome bottles from 2011. If that's too rich for your blood, try to land a bottle of Alpine Nelson, NoDa Hop drop and roll, fremont B-Bomb, REvolution Straight Jacket, Smuttynose Baltic Porter, or any Jack's Abby offerings. Those are exceptional first fruits to seek out and well worth the price of admission.

 

[cry me]

listen to these verses and tell me who is the most exceptional, 40 water/Charlie Hustle excluded

i still feel juvie harder on this track, but this is around the era that wayne started to show the promise that would realized on carter II etc

 

[TheMitz]

Thanks man! Keep up the revueing. Always get a good chuckle. #2Grainnnnnz!

 

[bearsonacid1]

Why haven't you started pairing a Bacon Insider™ with every beer you review?

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Why don't you even sports?
Where'd you get your law swag on?
Filmishmish?
Why you no Eclipse party?
Any country on vinyl?
Descendents?
Favorite shelf beer?
Any porn chicks at beer bars in Hollywood/vicinity?
When can I get bottles of Mocha Machine?
Oakquinox?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Why haven't you started pairing a Bacon Insider™ with every beer you review?

that b1 baconator is too ridiculous to avoid.

honestly i hardly even eat red meat unless reubening.

 

[Krebsy]

When you gonna show some east coast love?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Why don't you even sports?
Where'd you get your law swag on?
Filmishmish?
Why you no Eclipse party?
Any country on vinyl?
Descendents?
Favorite shelf beer?
Any porn chicks at beer bars in Hollywood/vicinity?
When can I get bottles of Mocha Machine?
Oakquinox?

Why don't you even sports?
i only have so much time to spread myself thin doing wasteful ****, between reading Will Durant, writing 900 word reviews no one reads, playing rpgs, neglecting social relationships, stand up comedy, drinking 700 calories of sugar water nightly to balance out my fitness exploits: NO TIME FOR SPORTS.

I wish i did, natural equalizer/lubricant, full conversational release.
Where'd you get your law swag on?
Berkeley undergrad then law school at Southwestern.
Filmishmish?
generic foune, pretty legit, worth the dollers. no trik, ackshully good.
Why you no Eclipse party?
too far to justify to my wife who hates beer, or to me who hates myself.
Any country on vinyl?
yeah, Sugarland bro. but most of the country and bluegrass stuff I want on vinyl hasn't been reissued, so I content myself with the Devil Makes Three, etc.
Descendents?
legit band, also love some iterations of ALL depending on the lineup. would bang/10.
Favorite shelf beer?
Sucaba if we are talking beers you can actually walk in and purchase. Parabola if we are talking "theoretical" shelf beer. Also, Lagunitas Sucks, will buy every time. Finally, Logsdon Seizoen bretta, forever. Each of the foregoing sustains a different function.
Any porn chicks at beer bars in Hollywood/vicinity?
i meet them occasionally, more likely to find them in Van Nuys/Sherman Oaks, my hood is chock full of chicks that have minor roles on the CW and ****, and FIDM students, so many fashion students.
When can I get bottles of Mocha Machine?
They are bottling that in like 3 months IIRC.
Oakquinox?
depends on when this is going down, wife is taking the bar this summer, you know how it is.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

When you gonna show some east coast love?

I show the east coast love all the time, constantly riding the jock of Tired Hands, Hill Farmstead, the former Blue Lobster, Captain Lawrence, Jack's Abby, show love to Stillwater (not sure if counts), review them Southampton whales, my liver is a diving rod that seeks out things people are excited about or things that pique my interest like that Rapp OMG or random saisons.

everybody gonna get they licks in, my pyrex got mad mileage.

 

[bramsdell]

listen to these verses and tell me who is the most exceptional, 40 water/Charlie Hustle excluded



Better get this **** cracklin
my probation officer is gonna know what happen

DDB is gonna be here for a minute, you gotta respect it
there's a lotta other beer blogs getting killed, accept it.

How are you going to ask us to ignore 40's presence? Everyone is is tier two after that man.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I was gonna do podcasts but then I listened to this godtier offering and knew the trap was on lock, no room for new dboys

http://craftbeercompass.com/2014/02/14/old-ales/

 

[cry me]

I was gonna do podcasts but then I listened to this godtier offering and knew the trap was on lock, no room for new dboys

http://craftbeercompass.com/2014/02/14/old-ales/

ep. 69? coincidence? i think n-*anvil drops on head*

 

[bearsonacid1]

I show the east coast love all the time, constantly riding the jock of Tired Hands, Hill Farmstead, the former Blue Lobster, Captain Lawrence, Jack's Abby, show love to Stillwater (not sure if counts), review them Southampton whales, my liver is a diving rod that seeks out things people are excited about or things that pique my interest like that Rapp OMG or random saisons.

everybody gonna get they licks in, my pyrex got mad mileage.

Yeah but when you gonna come her to tick all our west coast saisons and **** doe

 

[Previously]

I was gonna do podcasts but then I listened to this godtier offering and knew the trap was on lock, no room for new dboys

http://craftbeercompass.com/2014/02/14/old-ales/

holllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy fucccckkkkkkkkk

http://craftbeercompass.com/2014/01/07/snifter/
group order?

 

[drgarage1]

holllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy fucccckkkkkkkkk

http://craftbeercompass.com/2014/01/07/snifter/
group order?

It's perfect for getting as close to an Intihar as possible without achieving it!

 

[tehzachatak]

Did you do the blind BBW tasting yet, too laYzAy to go back and read this thread looking for the date, also I hope there is a wrap up post ranking all of the BBWs scientifically

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Did you do the blind BBW tasting yet, too laYzAy to go back and read this thread looking for the date, also I hope there is a wrap up post ranking all of the BBWs scientifically

It is on 3.21

I might die