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Oh my god, DDB!
You could drink my walez, DDB!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn DDB

Hopped up in my car (boy/swag/walez), then I drop my tonearm
Wet like subbydoo, that's just how we do
Then I crack that brew, then I drink your walez
Wet like subbydoo, wet like subbydoo

Pop the walez like GrumpyTroll
SilverX OBTAINS NO EASEMENT, *******
1v1willwreku so ******* swole
Oldp0rt a Troll.., Ftowne is Old

Drink those old fantomes so DanyP .... ! :D no scowling
Tickers suck his dick because he look like JK rowling

Gene's programming make that other site look so ******* lame
Crack 4Loko and Mordor will give you brain
Put Jbuddle to shame, yeah, das it mane
Young DDB y u do dis? On cocaine?

******** in Midwest, the formula's insane
Find a dope trade, I **** that porch like Tawdy's face
N00b don't play that game!
I'm blogging not for the fame
I almost got banned for like 500 days!
Papillon don't give no ****, that's why I pet her and drink tomes
Blind Barleywine tasting, all these neckbeards in my home
DDB

Hopped up in my car (boy/swag/walez), then I drop my tonearm
Wet like subbydoo, that's just how we do
Then I crack that brew, then I drink your walez
Wet like subbydoo, wet like subbydoo

(For the unacquainted)
 
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Oh my god, DDB!
You could drink my walez, DDB!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Lil' B

Hopped up in my car (boy/swag/walez), then I drop my tonearm
Wet like subbydoo, that's just how we do
Then I crack that brew, then I drink your walez
Wet like subbydoo, wet like subbydoo

Pop the walez like GrumpyTroll
SilverX OBTAINS NO EASEMENT, *******
1v1willwreku so ******* swole
Oldp0rt a troll, Ftowne is Old

Drink those old fantomes so DanyP .... ! :D no scowling
Tickers suck his dick because he look like JK rowling

Gene's programming make that other site look so ******* lame
Crack 4Loko and Mordor will give you brain
Put Jbuddle to shame, yeah, das it mane
Young DDB y u do dis? On cocaine?

******** in Midwest, the formula's insane
Find a dope trade, I **** that porch like Tawdy's face
N00b don't play that game!
I'm blogging not for the fame
I almost got banned for like 500 days!
Papillon don't give no ****, that's why I pet her and drink tomes
Blind Barleywine tasting, all these neckbeards in my home
DDB

Hopped up in my car (boy/swag/walez), then I drop my tonearm
Wet like subbydoo, that's just how we do
Then I crack that brew, then I drink your walez
Wet like subbydoo, wet like subbydoo

(For the unacquainted)

Holy. ****.

I don't know how to even continue this thread now that we have hit the clear apex, the rest of my posts will be a descending nadir.
 
Fill in the blank.

dontdrinkbeer is to beer reviews as [ ] is to hip hop.
Really? ODB to the max.

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Fill in the blank.

dontdrinkbeer is to beer reviews as [ ] is to hip hop.

The answer is actually Big Ghost. If you don't know, now you know: http://bigghostlimited.com/ and his twitter account. They're almost identical and brilliant in their own ways.

They both have unbelievable knowledge and taste of their subject matter, but don't do that thing commercially. They both give absolutely zero fuxxx when it comes to calling out those who do create their product in ******** ways. They give zero fuxxx about calling out fanboys. They both have undeniably unique ways of describing of describing their subject matter. They're both not only the funniest dudes writing about their topics, but also have a better understanding of it than most. They're also both reviled and loved by certain people inside the industry.

Big Ghost isn't what he used to be, but back when he was churning out more regular reviews, Top 10 Softest rappers, and Best **** essays, he was the best voice on the internet.

Also, when you first find either one of these sites, you will be sucked in for hours, laughing uncontrollably and unable to explain to 99% of people around you why its so funny. When I found DDB a year or two ago it immediately reminded me of what happened when I found Big Ghost back in 2010 or so.
 
That may be hard to beat. My initial thought was Aesop Rock, but maybe ol' Subby is just too hallucinogenic for that.

Definitely Aes.

(intro has some **** sounds)

Gueuze, Gose, Infection



Ferment in glass, rag on coors
Talk all trash, to midwest pours
Turbid mash, then sip on spores
like Gueuze, gose, infection, it's yours
It's yours, it's yours, it's yours
Gueuze, gose, infection.
 
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