Don't Drink Beer

[stupac2]

I'm the heavily tattooed blonde dude who was lurking by myself. I opened and distributed a framboise du nord and then skated. places to go, people to see. being there by myself was weird.

Oh man, I was standing right there when you did that (my shirt is a Schroedinger's cat joke). I really wanted to try that, and then you just left a glass there so I was super confused. I guess I should've just taken it.

 

[buzzword]

Oh man, I was standing right there when you did that (my shirt is a Schroedinger's cat joke). I really wanted to try that, and then you just left a glass there so I was super confused. I guess I should've just taken it.

I gave a glass to obiwan_k3n00bi and someone else at that table, and a couple to Jason and the girl who was working, and was like MEH don't really know anyone - I'm out! I have more on the way - it's super good.

 

[stupac2]

I gave a glass to obiwan_k3n00bi and someone else at that table, and a couple to Jason and the girl who was working, and was like MEH don't really know anyone - I'm out! I have more on the way - it's super good.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised so many bay area TBers were there, since it was so crowded. Next time I'll have to make a point to meet some of you guys.

 

[buzzword]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised so many bay area TBers were there, since it was so crowded. Next time I'll have to make a point to meet some of you guys.

yeah say hi - I'm not exactly inconspicuous.

edit: also, /hijack

 

[bramsdell]

Oh man, I was standing right there when you did that (my shirt is a Schroedinger's cat joke). I really wanted to try that, and then you just left a glass there so I was super confused. I guess I should've just taken it.

Liked for a Schroedinger's cat joke shirt.

 

[stupac2]

Liked for a Schroedinger's cat joke shirt.

 

[bramsdell]

Just want to say, dontdrinkbeer, the fact that you own a Soulja Boy vinyl gives me sad/angry/humored feels all at once. You know he gets paid when you buy that, right? Nooooooooooooo

 

[tinypyramids1]

Just want to say, dontdrinkbeer, the fact that you own a Soulja Boy vinyl gives me sad/angry/humored feels all at once. You know he gets paid when you buy that, right? Nooooooooooooo

best soulja boy video

 

[cry me]

soulja boy rules

(my shirt is a Schroedinger's cat joke).

 

[buzzword]

ahh ok do remember seeing that shirt.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

ya - I watched that happen as well, and it made me cringe a bit. Thanks to whomever let me try it - can't remember your name.

Probably Tom?

Glad to see that gooby is out in public touching on palates

 

[buzzword]

Probably Tom?

Glad to see that gooby is out in public touching on palates

Yes - Tom - nice guy. ISO more gooby pls no acshual triks

 

[buzzword]

text this number

6313193643

u mite appreshuet

 

[buzzword]

srs question: why did 1v1willwreku give up on his AMA?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

srs question: why did 1v1willwreku give up on his AMA?

I can't speak for him but I feel like he just dropped that Harper Lee/E M Forster flows, said his piece and bounced. Heavy sets, low reps, then bounces with no 14 pages of elliptical cardio

 

[user 306809]

I can't speak for him but I feel like he just dropped that Harper Lee/E M Forster flows, said his piece and bounced. Heavy sets, low reps, then bounces with no 14 pages of elliptical cardio

DDB running on beaches like the governor.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB running on beaches like the governor.

Them simile jabs?

 

[1v1willwreku]

srs question: why did 1v1willwreku give up on his AMA?

I can't speak for him but I feel like he just dropped that Harper Lee/E M Forster flows, said his piece and bounced. Heavy sets, low reps, then bounces with no 14 pages of elliptical cardio

basically.

was no longer entertaining.

Watch me as I dance under the spotlight-
listen to the people screaming out more, and more
Cos I create the feeling that keep em coming back,
Yeah, I create the feeling that keep em coming back,
So captivating when I get it on the floor.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

this forum still serves my own selfish purposes, and i will dance for as long as these guys want me to, clopping along jazz handing it all the way in tasteless walrus face

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/25...onado-20-and-deviation-at-the-same-damn-time/

 

[TheDuke1]

this forum still serves my own selfish purposes, and i will dance for as long as these guys want me to, clopping along jazz handing it all the way in tasteless walrus face

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/25...onado-20-and-deviation-at-the-same-damn-time/

Dat clop-clop do.

 

[buzzword]

this forum still serves my own selfish purposes, and i will dance for as long as these guys want me to, clopping along jazz handing it all the way in tasteless walrus face

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/25...onado-20-and-deviation-at-the-same-damn-time/

The screen reads "DDB!" behind this dude in my mind:

 

[blue_bleeder]

this forum still serves my own selfish purposes, and i will dance for as long as these guys want me to, clopping along jazz handing it all the way in tasteless walrus face

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/25...onado-20-and-deviation-at-the-same-damn-time/

I actually had to google Kelly Kapowski. srs. Then I saw Tiffani Amber Thiessen come up and I understood where you were going but I think I like the older version....

 

[housepants]

dontdrinkbeer is that kid's fly down?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Dat clop-clop do.

oh **** you know about clop clop?

do you know about platt platt platt?


also, new post up:

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/28...o-not-either-almost-no-one-brews-lambic-ever/

 

[tehzachatak]

oh **** you know about clop clop?

do you know about platt platt platt?


also, new post up:

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/28...o-not-either-almost-no-one-brews-lambic-ever/

Really enjoyed this post and the completely serious tone it was written in, obfuscating the true purpose for all but the most dedicated tickers

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Really enjoyed this post and the completely serious tone it was written in, obfuscating the true purpose for all but the most dedicated tickers

trojan horse until 2 paragraphs in, then it's greek seamen all up inside your walls

 

[tehzachatak]

trojan horse until 2 paragraphs in, then it's greek seamen all up inside your walls

Please keep count of all people on the internet jumping to conclusions

 

[mixed_master7]

Please keep count of all people on the internet jumping to conclusions

 

[drgarage1]

trojan horse until 2 paragraphs in, then it's greek seamen all up inside your walls

Even so, you'd have to be a pretty dumb Trojan to not pick up on the irony. But then, a lot of people read the Onion seriously, so, what do I know?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Even so, you'd have to be a pretty dumb Trojan to not pick up on the irony. But then, a lot of people read the Onion seriously, so, what do I know?

god youd be surprised at how many dipshit emails and comments I have to field from people who take DDB too seriously or moreover beer in general.