Don't Drink Beer

[Stubs]

did Maddox do something with a Baconator?

The baconator is just an absurd sandwich and it sounded incredibly oily, reading the initial reviews people had precum all on their tips writing about things that usually would be putrid like "ah yeah i saw that rainbow sheen of oil, nice coconut oils on the top, chunks of white smegma on the rim, now you know its legit coconut, mmm you can taste the greasy finish, 5/5 100 world class FT: Proprietors, also"

so I wanted to take something even oilier, grease and bacon and cheese to make it even more imperial, add those lipid tones to boost the greasy mouthfeel. my bottle of prop also had white chunks in the cab and rim, it was this messy oiliness that people loved so I just took it to an absurd conclusion.

It had nothing to do with Maddox, or epic meal time, or whatever else.

I totally get the commentary. Thanks for the cliff notes though.

Just thought maybe I'd unlocked a cookie for the future DDB documentary.

 

[trxxpaxxs]

 

[buzzword]

on a scale of 1 to whatever, how many laughs do you make when you see the correlation between stuff you review and new ISO threads on the trade borg?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

on a scale of 1 to whatever, how many laughs do you make when you see the correlation between stuff you review and new ISO threads on the trade borg?

I dont assume causation, i figure its more correlation like "oh ****, I forgot I was meaning to get that" or maybe the next day 10 different people all seem to want some obscure beer.

The best was when I reviewed a faded ass Terrapin Depth Charge from 2009, i said it had no coffee presence, it had like 8 gots and people STILL put up ISOs offering up some offshelf stuff for it. I dont think DDB has that much influence to make people seek something out, who knows, maybe it does. I predict plenty of people will come back rattling their sabers about how OVERHYPED wineification was, how all those ISOs that popped up the next day were my somehow DDB's fault etc. etc.

I don't want to be responsible for people's ******* trades, my site should be a clear reflection of how huge a waste of time and money trading is at the inception.

 

[buzzword]

I dont assume causation...

... how huge a waste of time and money trading is at the inception.

 

[johnnyramirez]

I dont assume causation, i figure its more correlation like "oh ****, I forgot I was meaning to get that" or maybe the next day 10 different people all seem to want some obscure beer.

The best was when I reviewed a faded ass Terrapin Depth Charge from 2009, i said it had no coffee presence, it had like 8 gots and people STILL put up ISOs offering up some offshelf stuff for it. I dont think DDB has that much influence to make people seek something out, who knows, maybe it does. I predict plenty of people will come back rattling their sabers about how OVERHYPED wineification was, how all those ISOs that popped up the next day were my somehow DDB's fault etc. etc.

I don't want to be responsible for people's ******* trades, my site should be a clear reflection of how huge a waste of time and money trading is at the inception.

I gained some interest in redbud cuvée four after your review. Didn't put up an ISO though. Somehow landed it after someone picked up like a half case in Oklahoma in the last month

 

[libbey]

I gained some interest in redbud cuvée four after your review. Didn't put up an ISO though. Somehow landed it after someone picked up like a half case in Oklahoma in the last month

That was a very tasty saison.

 

[tinypyramids1]

did Maddox do something with a Baconator?

The baconator is just an absurd sandwich and it sounded incredibly oily, reading the initial reviews people had precum all on their tips writing about things that usually would be putrid like "ah yeah i saw that rainbow sheen of oil, nice coconut oils on the top, chunks of white smegma on the rim, now you know its legit coconut, mmm you can taste the greasy finish, 5/5 100 world class FT: Proprietors, also"

so I wanted to take something even oilier, grease and bacon and cheese to make it even more imperial, add those lipid tones to boost the greasy mouthfeel. my bottle of prop also had white chunks in the cab and rim, it was this messy oiliness that people loved so I just took it to an absurd conclusion.

It had nothing to do with Maddox, or epic meal time, or whatever else.

i'm surprised you haven't done the double down randall yet. way more ridic sandwich than a baconator. sounds like i need to double down one of my remaining props...

 

[trxxpaxxs]

 

[MULDER1010]

When is Gooby Pils getting sent to OZ?? We sent you Clout stout and opened up Murray's AA 4???
loyal readers down here.
Where the hell is my pediobear???

 

[jparkanzky]

I wanted pediobeer so hard...... I'm gonna have to bring my A-game to get a Gooby Pils/Pedio Finish-him-combo.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

this is incredible. Tom, you beautiful adonis.

 

[drbenzo1]

I don't want to be responsible for people's ******* trades, my site should be a clear reflection of how huge a waste of time and money trading is at the inception.

This is why my homebrew program is getting back on its feet.

 

[beer30jax]

DDB. I always enjoy the blog when it's a slow night working at the bottle shop. Thanks.

Was always curious, how much, if any, formal writing background do you have?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB. I always enjoy the blog when it's a slow night working at the bottle shop. Thanks.

Was always curious, how much, if any, formal writing background do you have?

I majored in philosophy in undergrad at Berkeley, have a JD and that ESQ steeze, but in terms of "Have you even been featured on Buzzfeed" I am not on that trill.

I cobble along with my limited skillset, spinning out the tepid levity that is appealing to an incredibly tiny market, putting smiles on them ticker faces like huge neckbearded babies with BMIs well over that 30 spot.

 

[user 306809]

I majored in philosophy in undergrad at Berkeley, have a JD and that ESQ steeze, but in terms of "Have you even been featured on Buzzfeed" I am not on that trill.

I cobble along with my limited skillset, spinning out the tepid levity that is appealing to an incredibly tiny market, putting smiles on them ticker faces like huge neckbearded babies with BMIs well over that 30 spot.

What is the most words you make without simile?

 

[drgarage1]

I majored in philosophy in undergrad at Berkeley, have a JD and that ESQ steeze, but in terms of "Have you even been featured on Buzzfeed" I am not on that trill.

I cobble along with my limited skillset, spinning out the tepid levity that is appealing to an incredibly tiny market, putting smiles on them ticker faces like huge neckbearded babies with BMIs well over that 30 spot.

AHA! I knew I sensed some sort of NorCal sensibility in the midst of all your Southern California avowals!

 

[MarkIntihar]

When did you first realize you had an acorn penis and an alien head?

 

[blue_bleeder]

When did you first realize you had an acorn penis and an alien head?

Go home MarkIntihar! You're drunk!!!!




LYMI

 

[bramsdell]

I majored in philosophy in undergrad at Berkeley, have a JD and that ESQ steeze, but in terms of "Have you even been featured on Buzzfeed" I am not on that trill.

I cobble along with my limited skillset, spinning out the tepid levity that is appealing to an incredibly tiny market, putting smiles on them ticker faces like huge neckbearded babies with BMIs well over that 30 spot.

What is the most words you make without simile?

In fairness, there's only one simile there.

I, too, majored in philosophy in undergrad and will begin pursuing my JD next year. Plan to be brandishing my , Esq. in just a few years.

 

[sacrelicio]

Much respect for the copious amounts of "janky" usage...reminds me of a fat girl named Lean I used to know.

 

[Previously]

Much respect for the copious amounts of "janky" usage...reminds me of a fat girl named Lean I used to know.

her?

 

[MarkIntihar]

Go home MarkIntihar! You're drunk!!!!




LYMI

Accurate post was accurate.

 

[sacrelicio]

her?

huh?

 

[Previously]

huh?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

When did you first realize you had an acorn penis and an alien head?

alien head was earlier on, the back just kept extending and the front is all small and flat, looking scary and disproportionate.

The same is true of my acorn penis as well

 

[buzzword]

alien head was earlier on, the back just kept extending and the front is all small and flat, looking scary and disproportionate.

The same is true of my acorn penis as well

it was super weird explaining what I was laughing about last night when I read "acorn penis and alien head"

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

it was super weird explaining what I was laughing about last night when I read "acorn penis and alien head"

Ctrl+shift+N

clear cache and search history

 

[sacrelicio]

My girlfriend bought a new maroon colored robe, I started calling her "Robey Tones" and she has no ******* idea what I'm talking about...poor girl.

 

[abecall98]

A couple Q's:

1. What's Chicagos next big beer?
2. Have you ever added charcoal to a smoaked beer?
3. Why is Teepo always talking about Bazongas?